Jokes Trivia - What's the Punchline?
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What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?
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A cop stops a woman for speeding. She tells him that she has had too many tickets already, and not to give her a ticket. The cop tells her that there may be another way to take care of the ticket and unzips his pants. She exclaims : .........................
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo.
Clerk says to her, "We have all kinds of colours and sizes"
She looks around , none are to her liking, but sees a "plaid coloured " one behind the counter and tells the clerk, "I want that one!"
He replies, "It's not for sale."
The woman says, "Please I want that plaid one," again he says it's not for sale.
The woman says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars for it." and the clerk says, "Well, okay.
Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, "How's business today?"
The clerk replied, "It's pretty slow but I just sold ................."
Correctly answered by Deviant
Clerk says to her, "We have all kinds of colours and sizes"
She looks around , none are to her liking, but sees a "plaid coloured " one behind the counter and tells the clerk, "I want that one!"
He replies, "It's not for sale."
The woman says, "Please I want that plaid one," again he says it's not for sale.
The woman says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars for it." and the clerk says, "Well, okay.
Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, "How's business today?"
The clerk replied, "It's pretty slow but I just sold ................."
Correctly answered by Deviant
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There was a wine steward named Fred,
Who's dick had a corkscrew-shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl, corkscrew-cunted.
Complete the limerick.
Who's dick had a corkscrew-shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl, corkscrew-cunted.
Complete the limerick.
Not the final line, but the concept is correct.
The sickly young virginal bride,
Bit a green apple, and died.
As the apple fermented,
Inside the lamented,
Complete the limerick.
Bit a green apple, and died.
As the apple fermented,
Inside the lamented,
Complete the limerick.
A naive young Catholic priest accidentally ventures into the red light district of town. Several ladies of the evening say to him: "How about a quickie? Twenty bucks."
The priest goes to a nearby convent, and asks to speak to the Mother Superior. The priest says to her "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?"
What's the punch line?
Answered correctly by JohnHenry.
The priest goes to a nearby convent, and asks to speak to the Mother Superior. The priest says to her "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?"
What's the punch line?
Answered correctly by JohnHenry.
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Two Americans are in Paris. They go to a drug store to buy condoms, but the pharmacist speaks no English, and keeps repeating "Je ne comprends pas."
Finally the two guys place ten dollars on the counter, whip out their dicks, and alternatively point at the money and their junk.
What three things does the pharmacist do?
Finally the two guys place ten dollars on the counter, whip out their dicks, and alternatively point at the money and their junk.
What three things does the pharmacist do?
A naive young Catholic priest accidentally ventures into the red light district of town. Several ladies of the evening say to him: "How about a quickie? Twenty bucks."
The priest goes to a nearby convent, and asks to speak to the Mother Superior. The priest says to her "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?"
What's the punch line?
The priest goes to a nearby convent, and asks to speak to the Mother Superior. The priest says to her "Mother Superior, what's a quickie?"
What's the punch line?
Correct!
