Jokes Trivia - What's the Punchline?
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What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?
Not the punchline.
What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?
Nope.
Two guys are walking down the street, and they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says "Gee, I sure wish I could do that.". What does the second guy say?
Correct!
Emo Phillips was sitting alone in a movie theatre. A man pointed to the adjacent chair, and asked "Excuse me, is this seat saved?".
What's the punchline?
What's the punchline?
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There was a young man from Madrass,
Who's balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together,
They played Stormy Weather.
Complete the limerick.
Who's balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together,
They played Stormy Weather.
Complete the limerick.
There was a wine steward named Fred,
Who's dick had a corkscrew-shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl, corkscrew-cunted.
Complete the limerick.
Who's dick had a corkscrew-shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl, corkscrew-cunted.
Complete the limerick.
At confession, Paddy says "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I've been having sex with animals".
Priest: "What kind of animals, my son?"
Paddy: "Dogs, Father.".
Priest: "I'm disgusted, my son. How low can a man go?".
What's the punchline?
Priest: "What kind of animals, my son?"
Paddy: "Dogs, Father.".
Priest: "I'm disgusted, my son. How low can a man go?".
What's the punchline?
A man goes into a hardware store in Nova Scotia, and sees a sale display - light bulbs, nine cents each.
The man asks the sales clerk why the light bulbs are so inexpensive.
What's the punchline?
The man asks the sales clerk why the light bulbs are so inexpensive.
What's the punchline?
A businessman travels frequently. Every time he returns home, his son, who is in the Cub Scouts, has a new patch on his uniform.
Father: "I'll bet you've been working hard to earn all of those patches.".
Son: "Nope.".
Father: "Then how did you get them?".
Son: "The Scoutmaster gives them to me.".
Father: "Why does he do that?".
What's the punchline?
Father: "I'll bet you've been working hard to earn all of those patches.".
Son: "Nope.".
Father: "Then how did you get them?".
Son: "The Scoutmaster gives them to me.".
Father: "Why does he do that?".
What's the punchline?
