I would have sex with this 91-year old woman
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Carmen Dell Orifice. Got the right name anyway.
Probably prefer Jane Fonda.
Probably prefer Jane Fonda.
You sir are a sick man but that's ok. She may be rich and will make for an ideal sugarmama for you.
I would if I was 90 as well 
But to be honest I tried a few times to have sex with women my age (mid fifties) and I can't!
I have been with too many 20-30 year old hottie over the last 15 years... Shame on me I know..
But to be honest I tried a few times to have sex with women my age (mid fifties) and I can't!
I have been with too many 20-30 year old hottie over the last 15 years... Shame on me I know..
Yes, this industry ruins our perception. I can never go out with or bang someone my age but it is what it is. It is worse when hitting on civvies half our age and getting that look. LOLI would if I was 90 as well
But to be honest I tried a few times to have sex with women my age (mid fifties) and I can't!
I have been with too many 20-30 year old hottie over the last 15 years... Shame on me I know..
I was doing a hot 62 year old who got me going more than most young ones. Partly because she has a body most 30 year olds can't match and she was a fucking nympho. Or at least played on on tv. However things changed and her service became sub par. So it's not so much about age, within reason. Reason being NOT 91.....but about what scratches your itch.
At that age her bones must have weakened considerably through loss
of calcium. Making out rigorously could break her bones. I guess you
can still do DATY on her.
bones, muscles and her heart....need to know how she handles a good pounding...
Uh...this chick looks every minute of 91 years old, not 59. Even looking through filtered lenses she looks at least 80 years old. Some people be smokin' dope. Can't even imagine the terror of her wrapping those cellophane skinned vulture claws around me. Probably smells like creamed corn like all other 91year olds on the planet too. Blech! Not even on a dare.....
How do you know all the other 91 year olds on the planet smell like creamed corn? Unless you have checked them out? And I don't mean at the cash register.
Well I am in my 60's and to be honest I can bang a 20 year old, I can bang a 30 year old, I can bang a 40,50,even a 60 year old and if the opportunity arose I would slip it to a 70 year old as well
Pardon my curiosity for asking this. Did you have to use lubricant
to slip into a 70 year old?
It looks like other people controlled her life and exploited her, she could not make her own decisions.
en.wikipedia.org
Personal life[edit]
Dell'Orefice met and married Bill Miles in the early 1950s. Miles exploited his wife financially, by picking up his wife's modeling agency checks, allowing her only $50 allowance from her earnings. They had a daughter, Laura, and divorced soon after. In 1958, she met photographer Richard Heimann and married him six months later. She decided to retire, after which he left her.[8]
Financial losses[edit]
In the 1980s and 1990s, Dell'Orefice lost most of her money in the stock market. She was forced to auction off her famous modeling photographs from the 1940s to the 1980s through Sotheby's.[7]
In 1994, with what little money she had left, and with money from boyfriend Norman Levy, she invested with notorious financial fraud Bernie Madoff. For twelve years, Ruth and Bernie Madoff and Dell'Orefice and Norman Levy were a "foursome", traveling and partying together on lavish yachts. Levy died in 2005, at age 93, and Madoff was the executor of his will. Levy had $244 million in assets at the time of his death, according to Dell'Orefice. Madoff's fraudulent investment scheme drew on these funds to lure over 13,500 individuals and charities to his Ponzi scheme.[12] She continued to socialize with the Madoffs after Levy's death.
In December 2008 a 68-year-old friend, who invested her life savings with Madoff, telephoned Dell'Orefice to inform her that she too had been bankrupted by the scheme. Dell'Orefice said, "For the second time in my life, I've lost all of my life savings."[13]
Carmen Dell'Orefice - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Personal life[edit]
Dell'Orefice met and married Bill Miles in the early 1950s. Miles exploited his wife financially, by picking up his wife's modeling agency checks, allowing her only $50 allowance from her earnings. They had a daughter, Laura, and divorced soon after. In 1958, she met photographer Richard Heimann and married him six months later. She decided to retire, after which he left her.[8]
Financial losses[edit]
In the 1980s and 1990s, Dell'Orefice lost most of her money in the stock market. She was forced to auction off her famous modeling photographs from the 1940s to the 1980s through Sotheby's.[7]
In 1994, with what little money she had left, and with money from boyfriend Norman Levy, she invested with notorious financial fraud Bernie Madoff. For twelve years, Ruth and Bernie Madoff and Dell'Orefice and Norman Levy were a "foursome", traveling and partying together on lavish yachts. Levy died in 2005, at age 93, and Madoff was the executor of his will. Levy had $244 million in assets at the time of his death, according to Dell'Orefice. Madoff's fraudulent investment scheme drew on these funds to lure over 13,500 individuals and charities to his Ponzi scheme.[12] She continued to socialize with the Madoffs after Levy's death.
In December 2008 a 68-year-old friend, who invested her life savings with Madoff, telephoned Dell'Orefice to inform her that she too had been bankrupted by the scheme. Dell'Orefice said, "For the second time in my life, I've lost all of my life savings."[13]
Ever kiss yer Gran goodbye at Thanksgiving? I'd rather french kiss a live turkey! Cream corn smell all day long, I tell ya'!How do you know all the other 91 year olds on the planet smell like creamed corn? Unless you have checked them out? And I don't mean at the cash register.
Have done. But she always had twenty bucks for me, and a pat on the head.
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Just think how nice that BBBJ will feel once she takes out her dentures.
