Threats

[Ibeefat]

I'm really not the "joking" type but the possibilities are endless

tisk tisk lol

 

[Jenesis]

Curious Candi,, have you ever practical joked a client, you seem like you have a very good sense of humor, One time I use to see the SP back in Kitchener. We had a good relationship.. anyways i booked with her and said I just got back from Cuba and was very Tanned , told here to where something nice .. etc .. But instead of me going I sent my buddy,, 6`4 black guy with a salami.. can you imagine her surprise when she opened the door lol .

Side Note:... my buddy had just gotten out of a 10 year horrible relationship and want to start to hobby ,, so it was best for both worlds, new client for her, and she gave him a good first time experience
I dont think it would go well these days lol

Off topic and not directed towards me but Pranking - not really for me either, however I have to admit I do like when I ask a guy what he is in the mood for and he says anything or everything. I reply with “so I can get my 10inch purple strap-on- yeah!!!!!” With very high enthusiasm and excitement of course. LOL

The way a guy’s eyes go so BIG and wide and the shock and horror on their face is priceless. Of course after the pause for dramatic effect, I explain I have no strap-on and was only joking.

Hands down my favourite joke to play on a client.

 

[Dirkpit]

Off topic and not directed towards me but Pranking - not really for me either, however I have to admit I do like when I ask a guy what he is in the mood for and he says anything or everything. I reply with “so I can get my 10inch purple strap-on- yeah!!!!!” With very high enthusiasm and excitement of course. LOL

The way a guy’s eyes go so BIG and wide and the shock and horror on their face is priceless. Of course after the pause for dramatic effect, I explain I have no strap-on and was only joking.

Hands down my favourite joke to play on a client.

What happens if the guy likes the idea of you having a strap on?

 

[IndigoKnight]

...but she's talking about a 10 inch strap-on... LOL

 

[Jenesis]

...but she's talking about a 10 inch strap-on... LOL

Exactly. And purple!!!! LOL.

What happens if the guy likes the idea of you having a strap on?

Then I am screwed!!!!! Lmao.

 

[Sadatay]

Exactly. And purple!!!! LOL.

Then I am screwed!!!!! Lmao.

Then HE'S screwed

 

[jerbear15]

Off topic and not directed towards me but Pranking - not really for me either, however I have to admit I do like when I ask a guy what he is in the mood for and he says anything or everything. I reply with “so I can get my 10inch purple strap-on- yeah!!!!!” With very high enthusiasm and excitement of course. LOL

The way a guy’s eyes go so BIG and wide and the shock and horror on their face is priceless. Of course after the pause for dramatic effect, I explain I have no strap-on and was only joking.

Hands down my favourite joke to play on a client.

My eyes would.have been too lol.

 

[Jenesis]

My eyes would.have been too lol.

It is a great way to break the icy after the guy realizes it’s a joke. I find men relax more when they see you have a sense of humour.

 

[squeezer]

Exactly. And purple!!!! LOL.

Then I am screwed!!!!! Lmao.

I was in a session with a young lady a while ago. Everything was going great and I was about to blow and she yells out, 'NO NOT YET" and stopped me in my tracks. Jumped up to grab her purse and emptied it all onto the bed. She had brought every kind of toy, from handcuffs to ball gags, and butt plugs, it was like a small sex shop. She couldn't stop laughing at my WTF look. LOL

 

[jerbear15]

You guys actually use your real phone numbers when seeing escorts? Use a burner app or a burner phone. Come on boys, that's just hobbying 101

Most don't book app and plus i see the same girls anyway so using my real number isn't an issue

 

[Kurt]

I was in a session with a young lady a while ago. Everything was going great and I was about to blow and she yells out, 'NO NOT YET" and stopped me in my tracks. Jumped up to grab her purse and emptied it all onto the bed. She had brought every kind of toy, from handcuffs to ball gags, and butt plugs, it was like a small sex shop. She couldn't stop laughing at my WTF look. LOL

Why did you she want you to wait?

 

[squeezer]

Why did you she want you to wait?

So she can have her way with me with her toys I guess. I did allow her to handcuff me although I admittedly was a little worried but it was awesome.

 

[Jenesis]

So she can have her way with me with her toys I guess. I did allow her to handcuff me although I admittedly was a little worried but it was awesome.

Oh I would have left you handcuffed with a plug up your ass for the maid to find.

 

[squeezer]

Oh I would have left you handcuffed with a plug up your ass for the maid to find.

MEANIE!!!!! Unless the Maid is a hotty then I may be thanking you but the buttplug on me is a no GO!!! My butt is a virgin and I plan on keeping it that way!!!

 

[Jenesis]

Most don't check. I see "no text apps" on ads all the time. Msg them anyway and they don't notice. Some do check, those one's you can forget about. If you still want to see those one's just use a burner phone with a petro sim card.

I'd never trust any of these women with my real information regardless of how long I've been seeing them, and make no mistake they feel the same way about you. Don't ever let yourself be duped into thinking the relationship is anything other than purely transactional and that they won't turn on you and post your number on Twitter etc for a perceived offense down the line.

Why would you even think it is more than a paid transaction? And why do you seem so angry that it is? We are somehow bad because we are only seeing you because you are paying? That is our job. If we dated every client like they wanted, we would be broke. Do you do your job for free?

Don’t put ladies down because you have had an issue with a couple. I have been in this business for years. I can be trusted. I have proven that time and time again. I have names, addresses, credit card info. I run my own porn site and manage all the CC payments myself. Do you realize how much info that is? Yet I host on a Switzerland, server just to ensure the government can’t one day take the info from my server. That is how careful I am.

So yes - some can be trusted. Some can’t. If I did what you just did, I can say any guy who doesn’t want to give a real phone number is a rapist, robber or some bad guy who wants to do you harm. Except not every guy is an asshole. So I personally like to judge individuals, not groups. But that is just me.

You can do you without insulting a whole group of people. Just say you feel comfortable doing it “this” way. Instead of putting us down because you see one of us for a year and she didn’t put out for free after that.

 

[thealchemist675]

Most don't check. I see "no text apps" on ads all the time. Msg them anyway and they don't notice. Some do check, those one's you can forget about. If you still want to see those one's just use a burner phone with a petro sim card.

I'd never trust any of these women with my real information regardless of how long I've been seeing them, and make no mistake they feel the same way about you. Don't ever let yourself be duped into thinking the relationship is anything other than purely transactional and that they won't turn on you and post your number on Twitter etc for a perceived offense down the line.

You are so right and that's why Jenesis is in her fifis.

It is always best to play it safe and not trust anyone but some men are naive.
@Jenesis
And he never said anything about putting out for free, you just made that up, he is just talking about the darkside of the women in this sphere.

 

[Jenesis]

I DON'T think it's more than a paid transaction. That's my point. I'm telling guys not to see the interaction through rose colored glasses and take the necessary steps to protect themselves. It's not about 'putting anyone down' it's about protecting oneself.

You DO assume every new guy you meet could be a rapist. You take the necessary steps to protect yourself, whether that's hiring a bodyguard who waits outside, having the cops on speed dial, asking for a deposit etc. You would never trust a client with your personal information, and clients shouldn't trust you with theirs.

Maybe you can be trusted with a client's personal information, maybe he can be trusted with yours. You aren't going to take that risk though and no smart guy would either.

You missed the point entirely.

You made huge generalizations and in an insulting way instead of just stating your personal preference.

And don’t tell me what I would trust with a client. I see clients in my personal home. You have my personal address. That is certainly some personal info of mine that clients have.

This is my point. You are assuming, projecting and insulting a group instead of just making it individually about your personal choice.

“I personally would not give my real number. That is not something I am comfortable with”.

That is all you needed to say. Not putting down every sex worker as greedy because we insist on getting paid for our work and labelling us as rats who will out your info some time down the line. Which is basically what you said.

 

[Jenesis]

Nowhere did I state all sex workers are greedy or terrible people blah blah blah. I don't see what you're getting so butt hurt about.

Cool, you see clients in your home. Most see clients in a hotel. Maybe you're out to the people in your life about what you do, most guys are not. Besides, escorting is legal for you, so if it goes south you can call the cops. We don't have that luxury.

You may not post a client's information online, lots of other escorts will. All you have to do is take a look at sex worker twitter for evidence of this.

The point is most escorts don't trust clients with their real names, numbers, addresses etc and smart clients shouldn't either if they can avoid it. There's no reason for you to be taking this personally.

I just explained how you were insulting and yet you refuse to see it. At least others get my point.

So of course I would take it personally when you insulted us as group.

I’m not saying to not share your opinions on the safety that clients need in this industry. If you did any research you would see I openly support guys protecting themselves. I don’t recommend deposits for example. But I don’t put down women who ask for them. That is the difference. It is your attitude and tone.

But clearly that is totally going over your head.

 

[Jenesis]

I stated the facts. I don't care if you find it offensive. I'm not concerned with my 'tone' lmao! This is an anonymous forum, I'm not going to waste time mollycoddling your feelings, I just get right to the point.

I'm bored now. You can be as offended as you want I don't care at all

Of course you don’t care, but you expect us to care about you and your feelings. Typical.

You can be one of those type people but don’t get pissy when people judge you on it. You’re rude. You generalize and assume and make yourself look like ass. That is getting straight to point with no worries about tone.

Thanks for coming out booboo.

 

[Jenesis]

I don't expect you to care about my feelings at all unless I'm paying you to pretend to

I thought you were bored???? Done??? Moving on???

I guess not. Still projecting more assumptions and looking stupid while doing it. Because escorts are real people with the capability of real feelings for their clients. They must always be pretending.

Maybe the common denominator your experience with escorts is how you are as a client.