tisk tisk lolI'm really not the "joking" type but the possibilities are endless
tisk tisk lolI'm really not the "joking" type but the possibilities are endless
Off topic and not directed towards me but Pranking - not really for me either, however I have to admit I do like when I ask a guy what he is in the mood for and he says anything or everything. I reply with “so I can get my 10inch purple strap-on- yeah!!!!!” With very high enthusiasm and excitement of course. LOLCurious Candi,, have you ever practical joked a client, you seem like you have a very good sense of humor, One time I use to see the SP back in Kitchener. We had a good relationship.. anyways i booked with her and said I just got back from Cuba and was very Tanned , told here to where something nice .. etc .. But instead of me going I sent my buddy,, 6`4 black guy with a salami.. can you imagine her surprise when she opened the door lol .
Side Note:... my buddy had just gotten out of a 10 year horrible relationship and want to start to hobby ,, so it was best for both worlds, new client for her, and she gave him a good first time experience
I dont think it would go well these days lol
What happens if the guy likes the idea of you having a strap on?Off topic and not directed towards me but Pranking - not really for me either, however I have to admit I do like when I ask a guy what he is in the mood for and he says anything or everything. I reply with “so I can get my 10inch purple strap-on- yeah!!!!!” With very high enthusiasm and excitement of course. LOL
The way a guy’s eyes go so BIG and wide and the shock and horror on their face is priceless. Of course after the pause for dramatic effect, I explain I have no strap-on and was only joking.
Hands down my favourite joke to play on a client.
Exactly. And purple!!!! LOL....but she's talking about a 10 inch strap-on... LOL
Then I am screwed!!!!! Lmao.What happens if the guy likes the idea of you having a strap on?
Exactly. And purple!!!! LOL.
Then I am screwed!!!!! Lmao.
My eyes would.have been too lol.Off topic and not directed towards me but Pranking - not really for me either, however I have to admit I do like when I ask a guy what he is in the mood for and he says anything or everything. I reply with “so I can get my 10inch purple strap-on- yeah!!!!!” With very high enthusiasm and excitement of course. LOL
The way a guy’s eyes go so BIG and wide and the shock and horror on their face is priceless. Of course after the pause for dramatic effect, I explain I have no strap-on and was only joking.
Hands down my favourite joke to play on a client.
It is a great way to break the icy after the guy realizes it’s a joke. I find men relax more when they see you have a sense of humour.My eyes would.have been too lol.
I was in a session with a young lady a while ago. Everything was going great and I was about to blow and she yells out, 'NO NOT YET" and stopped me in my tracks. Jumped up to grab her purse and emptied it all onto the bed. She had brought every kind of toy, from handcuffs to ball gags, and butt plugs, it was like a small sex shop. She couldn't stop laughing at my WTF look. LOLExactly. And purple!!!! LOL.
Then I am screwed!!!!! Lmao.
Most don't book app and plus i see the same girls anyway so using my real number isn't an issueYou guys actually use your real phone numbers when seeing escorts? Use a burner app or a burner phone. Come on boys, that's just hobbying 101
Why did you she want you to wait?I was in a session with a young lady a while ago. Everything was going great and I was about to blow and she yells out, 'NO NOT YET" and stopped me in my tracks. Jumped up to grab her purse and emptied it all onto the bed. She had brought every kind of toy, from handcuffs to ball gags, and butt plugs, it was like a small sex shop. She couldn't stop laughing at my WTF look. LOL
So she can have her way with me with her toys I guess. I did allow her to handcuff me although I admittedly was a little worried but it was awesome.Why did you she want you to wait?
Oh I would have left you handcuffed with a plug up your ass for the maid to find.So she can have her way with me with her toys I guess. I did allow her to handcuff me although I admittedly was a little worried but it was awesome.
MEANIE!!!!! Unless the Maid is a hotty then I may be thanking you but the buttplug on me is a no GO!!! My butt is a virgin and I plan on keeping it that way!!!Oh I would have left you handcuffed with a plug up your ass for the maid to find.
Why would you even think it is more than a paid transaction? And why do you seem so angry that it is? We are somehow bad because we are only seeing you because you are paying? That is our job. If we dated every client like they wanted, we would be broke. Do you do your job for free?Most don't check. I see "no text apps" on ads all the time. Msg them anyway and they don't notice. Some do check, those one's you can forget about. If you still want to see those one's just use a burner phone with a petro sim card.
I'd never trust any of these women with my real information regardless of how long I've been seeing them, and make no mistake they feel the same way about you. Don't ever let yourself be duped into thinking the relationship is anything other than purely transactional and that they won't turn on you and post your number on Twitter etc for a perceived offense down the line.
You are so right and that's why Jenesis is in her fifis.Most don't check. I see "no text apps" on ads all the time. Msg them anyway and they don't notice. Some do check, those one's you can forget about. If you still want to see those one's just use a burner phone with a petro sim card.
I'd never trust any of these women with my real information regardless of how long I've been seeing them, and make no mistake they feel the same way about you. Don't ever let yourself be duped into thinking the relationship is anything other than purely transactional and that they won't turn on you and post your number on Twitter etc for a perceived offense down the line.
You missed the point entirely.I DON'T think it's more than a paid transaction. That's my point. I'm telling guys not to see the interaction through rose colored glasses and take the necessary steps to protect themselves. It's not about 'putting anyone down' it's about protecting oneself.
You DO assume every new guy you meet could be a rapist. You take the necessary steps to protect yourself, whether that's hiring a bodyguard who waits outside, having the cops on speed dial, asking for a deposit etc. You would never trust a client with your personal information, and clients shouldn't trust you with theirs.
Maybe you can be trusted with a client's personal information, maybe he can be trusted with yours. You aren't going to take that risk though and no smart guy would either.
I just explained how you were insulting and yet you refuse to see it. At least others get my point.Nowhere did I state all sex workers are greedy or terrible people blah blah blah. I don't see what you're getting so butt hurt about.
Cool, you see clients in your home. Most see clients in a hotel. Maybe you're out to the people in your life about what you do, most guys are not. Besides, escorting is legal for you, so if it goes south you can call the cops. We don't have that luxury.
You may not post a client's information online, lots of other escorts will. All you have to do is take a look at sex worker twitter for evidence of this.
The point is most escorts don't trust clients with their real names, numbers, addresses etc and smart clients shouldn't either if they can avoid it. There's no reason for you to be taking this personally.
Of course you don’t care, but you expect us to care about you and your feelings. Typical.I stated the facts. I don't care if you find it offensive. I'm not concerned with my 'tone' lmao! This is an anonymous forum, I'm not going to waste time mollycoddling your feelings, I just get right to the point.
I'm bored now. You can be as offended as you want I don't care at all
I thought you were bored???? Done??? Moving on???I don't expect you to care about my feelings at all unless I'm paying you to pretend to