Reviews... Just my 2¢

[D'arcy]

So a while back I kind of did an unofficial NRP and it's not that I'm opposed to reviews I'm just opposed to reviews that read more like fanfiction then they do a true description of what really happened.

I mean I've read reviews where I do role play, which I can't do with a straight face to save my life

And another where I apparently let someone finger bang me in a restaurant. As a former bartender/server I know how mortifying it is to walk up to a table where someone's getting finger banged. It happened to me and I would never as a customer put another service industry person in that position. Plus gross your hands are covered in food!

There's also the severely dehumanizing aspect of a lot of reviews that go into far too much detail. My interactions with clients differ on a per sesssion basis. So what you get & what the next guy get could vary drastically. Hygiene and personality go A LONG way towards chemistry and intimacy.

It would be better if reviews kind of eluded to what happened, instead of reading like a play-by-play of the entire session. Like let them know subtly why they should go see the girl. Instead of listing off a myriad of acronyms and check marks that you were able to accomplish on the date. Go ahead and say she sucked a great dick but I mean it doesn't need to get sooooooo explicit

And for the love of God stop calling our boobs bolt-ons, sweater puppies & fun bags

Also maybe mention a little something about the girl's personality because most of us have one. I know mine's bigger than my tits. So like if I make you laugh during our date then maybe say "oh my God she's actually funny when you don't have your cock in her mouth"

And maybe mention how nice they're in call space is or how clean the washroom was or that she had good music playing.

Anyways please don't assassinate me for posting this. I just wanted to add my perspective on the type of reviews that I would like to read about myself. These views don't necessarily reflect those of other sex workers I'm just saying what I would like.

thank y'all for taking the time to read!

 

[curr3n_c1000]

They might as well let you write their review for them.

 

[Boss Nass]

Simple thing called 'respect'. If you have a no review policy, then it means that. Pretty easy to understand.

 

[barnacler]

So a while back I kind of did an unofficial NRP and it's not that I'm opposed to reviews I'm just opposed to reviews that read more like fanfiction then they do a true description of what really happened.

I mean I've read reviews where I do role play, which I can't do with a straight face to save my life

And another where I apparently let someone finger bang me in a restaurant. As a former bartender/server I know how mortifying it is to walk up to a table where someone's getting finger banged. It happened to me and I would never as a customer put another service industry person in that position. Plus gross your hands are covered in food!

There's also the severely dehumanizing aspect of a lot of reviews that go into far too much detail. My interactions with clients differ on a per sesssion basis. So what you get & what the next guy get could vary drastically. Hygiene and personality go A LONG way towards chemistry and intimacy.

It would be better if reviews kind of eluded to what happened, instead of reading like a play-by-play of the entire session. Like let them know subtly why they should go see the girl. Instead of listing off a myriad of acronyms and check marks that you were able to accomplish on the date. Go ahead and say she sucked a great dick but I mean it doesn't need to get sooooooo explicit

And for the love of God stop calling our boobs bolt-ons, sweater puppies & fun bags

Also maybe mention a little something about the girl's personality because most of us have one. I know mine's bigger than my tits. So like if I make you laugh during our date then maybe say "oh my God she's actually funny when you don't have your cock in her mouth"

And maybe mention how nice they're in call space is or how clean the washroom was or that she had good music playing.

Anyways please don't assassinate me for posting this. I just wanted to add my perspective on the type of reviews that I would like to read about myself. These views don't necessarily reflect those of other sex workers I'm just saying what I would like.

thank y'all for taking the time to read!

Well written.

A few points.

Straight out-and-out lies are hard to deal with. If i were you I would also not allow un-moderated reviews. But somebody says they don't like the shape of your ass, fine, they prefer this or that - fine, to each his own, but never forget - men can be(and often are ) JERKS.

The dehumanizing aspect I can totally see. I don't want to hear all those details myself! Mystery is a bit sexy. High school locker-room crudeness is immature, indicative of insecurity, and pathetic.

And I agree with the boobs comment, - O|BVIOUSLY, they should ALWAYS be called BAZOINGAS.

Seriously, a review should point out 3 things - those things that were as expected, those that were unexpected, and those that were expected but missing. All these last two can be either negative or positive.

Some men are looking for a purely raunchy, sexual experience, which is fine if they don't resort to always describing things in public crudely, even if that is how they internalize it.

Others truly are looking for a bit of affection.

 

[hamermill]

And for the love of God stop calling our boobs bolt-ons, sweater puppies & fun bags

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And maybe mention how nice they're in call space is or how clean the washroom was or that she had good music playing.

I believe the correct term are bags of milk

Just like a SP expects us to shower and not to have dinosaur breath, I expect the call space to be nice and the washroom to be clean. It’s always nice to have the lovely GF for an hour join us in the shower to make sure of skunk dicks are squeak clean.

Kidding aside as you have a NRP, message a mod and ask them to remove the post and replace it with a statement which says post was removed because SP has a NRP.

 

[Mr.Gr33k]

There's been an uptick of "kept deposits" by well known providers in current political and economical landscape.

Having "No Review Policy" while requiring new clients to book minimum 1.5 hour appointment and 50% deposit is a no bueno combination these days.

Just my 2 cents.

 

[D'arcy]

Well written.

A few points.

Straight out-and-out lies are hard to deal with. If i were you I would also not allow un-moderated reviews. But somebody says they don't like the shape of your ass, fine, they prefer this or that - fine, to each his own, but never forget - men can be(and often are ) JERKS.

The dehumanizing aspect I can totally see. I don't want to hear all those details myself! Mystery is a bit sexy. High school locker-room crudeness is immature, indicative of insecurity, and pathetic.

And I agree with the boobs comment, - O|BVIOUSLY, they should ALWAYS be called BAZOINGAS.

Seriously, a review should point out 3 things - those things that were as expected, those that were unexpected, and those that were expected but missing. All these last two can be either negative or positive.

Some men are looking for a purely raunchy, sexual experience, which is fine if they don't resort to always describing things in public crudely, even if that is how they internalize it.

Others truly are looking for a bit of affection.

BAZONGAS How could I forget BAZONGAS!

 

[D'arcy]

There's been an uptick of "kept deposits" by well known providers in current political and economical landscape.

Having "No Review Policy" while requiring new clients to book minimum 1.5 hour appointment and 50% deposit is a no bueno combination these days.

Just my 2 cents.

I should clarify that I don't actually have an NRP. I was just telling clients not to review me anymore because I couldn't trust if they were going to write a review of what actually happened or a review of what they wish happened.

I kind of started this thread because I am actually okay with reviews but I just wanted to let people know the type of review that I would appreciate. Just something that's a little more than a minute by minute account of exactly what happened

I actually think that reviews can be a really beneficial part of the business if they're done respectfully. And there's no doubt that they are an integral part of what helps to establish you when you're first starting out in the business

I loved reading reviews about myself and then I started to notice that the reviews were getting a little sketchy. I'm all about reviews that are an actual reflection of who I am and what I'm about

So I hope that clarifies the NRP issue. I never had one and I don't have one now. I just asked that you don't write a super raunchy review. I think that's a fair compromise

 

[D'arcy]

I believe the correct term are bags of milk

Just like a SP expects us to shower and not to have dinosaur breath, I expect the call space to be nice and the washroom to be clean. It’s always nice to have the lovely GF for an hour join us in the shower to make sure of skunk dicks are squeak clean.

Kidding aside as you have a NRP, message a mod and ask them to remove the post and replace it with a statement which says post was removed because SP has a NRP.

Bags of milk... Another gem from the acronym vault!

 

[D'arcy]

There's been an uptick of "kept deposits" by well known providers in current political and economical landscape.

Having "No Review Policy" while requiring new clients to book minimum 1.5 hour appointment and 50% deposit is a no bueno combination these days.

Just my 2 cents.

Like I mentioned I don't have an NRP. I never had one. I do require a deposit but I have no minimum booking time. I even allowed 30 minute bookings when I'm touring in between other visits if time allows. I think it's a fair compromise.

 

[onomatopoeia]

@D'arcy: Keep in mind that a not insignificant percentage of the TERB membership who read reviews are Incels living vicariously through the exploits of men with more disposable income. Many reviewers cater to this demographic with Penthouse Forumesque faplit.

 

[I'm still beautiful]

While I think most of us appreciate your post and your likes and dislikes of how reviews are generally written, this IS a review board for members. We all write differently and account and describe things differently as individuals. To use a template and methodology you speak of, is low key censorship with respect to your own personal choices.

Since you don't have an NRP, then members here are free to describe their experiences with you OR ANY OTHER ladies they've been with the utmost freedom we're allowed, keeping in mind, being respectful. If the review of you has false accusations, then you're obviously free for a rebuttal and tell your side of how things went. If both sides are respectful, then we have a great example of conversation and mediation. If not, one or both of you get banned.

Thanks for the post though. I like these types of discussions.

 

[D'arcy]

While I think most of us appreciate your post and your likes and dislikes of how reviews are generally written, this IS a review board for members. We all write differently and account and describe things differently as individuals. To use a template and methodology you speak of, is low key censorship with respect to your own personal choices.

Since you don't have an NRP, then members here are free to describe their experiences with you OR ANY OTHER ladies they've been with the utmost freedom we're allowed, keeping in mind, being respectful. If the review of you has false accusations, then you're obviously free for a rebuttal and tell your side of how things went. If both sides are respectful, then we have a great example of conversation and mediation. If not, one or both of you get banned.

Thanks for the post though. I like these types of discussions.

I agree with you and I'm not trying to censor anybody which is why I didn't even bother to make a rebuttal about the semi-fan fictional reviews I've read about myself. If that's how they imagine the date going then great for them. All I'm saying is it gives others a false idea about what's going to happen when they go out with me. And I don't guarantee the same services with everybody because like I said hi Jean hairy balls bad breath those are all contingent factors on what I will and won't do.

I have to say I am glad that this has been a constructive and positive discussion because I didn't mean to offend anybody. I just know that review boards can get a bad rap and maybe if we just kind of met in the middle they would become a place where more reputable recon could be done

 

[surferboy]

Most of the reviews here have to be taken with a grain of salt...some with the shaker! One of the problems is when an agency girl is reviewed or sometimes an indy such as in your case where the guy adds fiction to the review or services that aren't there & then the next guy goes in reading this thinking she does this or that. Most agency girls doesn't have an account here & unless it's something really off base the agency doesn't want to take the time & get involved in it. These reviews do more harm then good.

Other reviews read like love letters & detail the entire encounter from start to finish...dude I don't want to relive your time with her just give me the basics & let me find out for myself! Years ago after visiting a few ladies in these sensationalized reviews they just laughed when I told them what was written...one was down right pissed

Tell me she has a great personality, awesome blue eyes, tiny waist, clean incall, nice ass, loves doggie, enjoys oral etc. I don't want to know if she rimmed you(I wouldn't see her after that anyways) that she gagged when FF, you tried to give her digits front & back...too much information!

It's purpose is to inform others we all understand that but some of the things said here about the ladies should not be worded the way they have. I've seen multiple instances on here where the girl is called ugly & worse. There's other ways to say this that show you have a little bit of class...I didn't find her attractive, she wasn't my cup of tea, definitely not my type etc. To go on about someone deliberately & hurt their feelings is beyond rude. We all have moms, sisters, daughters etc

 

[Charlie_]

I agree. But the only way for this to happen, is for the moderators to edit/censor reviews, which may not be a bad idea.

 

[curr3n_c1000]

I've never liked reviews to be honest.

I've actually think the idea of "reviews" should be scrapped and the practice of endorsements should be the norm.

I don't need to know who you did DATO with.

 

[hamermill]

So a while back I kind of did an unofficial NRP and it's not that I'm opposed to reviews I'm just opposed to reviews that read more like fanfiction then they do a true description of what really happened.

.....

Unofficial NRP - maybe the review should be an unofficial review

 

[Resetset]

Composing the review has always been the primary hobby to some members.

 

[D'arcy]

Unofficial NRP - maybe the review should be an unofficial review

Have at it partner. "Unofficially review me" whatever that means.
I came on here and composed something well written and tried to be unbiased on both sides and you want to be a smart-ass.

I can appreciate a bit of sarcasm. If it's adding some type of meaningful contribution to the discussion. Didn't your mom teach you if you don't have anything nice to say just don't say it at all? Were you not hugged enough as a child?

hope this made you feel funny and hopefully you can appreciate my sarcasm in return right? Fair is fair.

Anyways I wasn't trying to be rude but if you'd like to have a laugh at my expense I hope that made you feel special. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday

 

[Dcoat]

Have at it partner. "Unofficially review me" whatever that means.
I came on here and composed something well written and tried to be unbiased on both sides and you want to be a smart-ass.

I can appreciate a bit of sarcasm. If it's adding some type of meaningful contribution to the discussion. Didn't your mom teach you if you don't have anything nice to say just don't say it at all? Were you not hugged enough as a child?

hope this made you feel funny and hopefully you can appreciate my sarcasm in return right? Fair is fair.

Anyways I wasn't trying to be rude but if you'd like to have a laugh at my expense I hope that made you feel special. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday

Come on, maybe his humour(?) didn't strike you as funny, but even if it is a smart ass comment, it wasn't at your expense.

Read it again and imagine him just wanting to engage, not laugh at you. At least thats IMHO.