Have you had experience with fucking your hot neighbour?

[Claudia Love]

I wrote about this a little before. But the attraction the neighbour and I have for each other is getting more tense. Im currently dating a 30 year old but this neighbour makes me want to jump his fuckin bones hes tank lean rock star hair and everytime he comes across to talk to me the tension is real his eyes are like seducers lol and today he told me im a pretty woman, I know hes attracted to me but I hide my attraction to him. I thought maybe this is perfect we live in separate houses lol then I thought am I shitting where I eat ?and is this a bad idea in your opinion incase something goes wrong? and hes so close ?

 

[whynot888]

Yes, while i was jerking off on the couch.

 

[John Wick]

I wouldn't get too excited of I were you. His Real Doll is probably in the shop and he's getting a bit randy is all. Give it another week and every female within a 10 mile radius will have been told they're a 'pretty woman' too.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Do not shit where you eat. That is all you need, a Fatal Attraction type of scenario with the hag next door.

 

[oil&gas]

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I thought maybe this is perfect we live in separate houses lol then I thought am I shitting where I eat ?and is this a bad idea in your opinion incase something goes wrong? and hes so close ?

You and him can always do the deed in a motel? If
motel is not for you I guess you going to his house
is better than the other way.

 

[Claudia Love]

I wouldn't get too excited of I were you. His Real Doll is probably in the shop and he's getting a bit randy is all. Give it another week and every female within a 10 mile radius will have been told they're a 'pretty woman' too.

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he might have some posters up in the shop of hot dolls but no I dont believe he has a doll. John I might not be your cup of tea but let me break it down for you I get tons of hot men interested in me I think im just average but men find me uber sexy.there on me like white on rice.

 

[Pleasure Hound]

I wrote about this a little before. But the attraction the neighbour and I have for each other is getting more tense. Im currently dating a 30 year old but this neighbour makes me want to jump his fuckin bones hes tank lean rock star hair and everytime he comes across to talk to me the tension is real his eyes are like seducers lol and today he told me im a pretty woman, I know hes attracted to me but I hide my attraction to him. I thought maybe this is perfect we live in separate houses lol then I thought am I shitting where I eat ?and is this a bad idea in your opinion incase something goes wrong? and hes so close ?

This sounds as if a dude has written this. Did you lift this from a Facebook page or something?

 

[Claudia Love]

Yes, while i was jerking off on the couch.

one time I did a call and I knocked he said come in he was jerking off on couch he said show me your tits and ass I said pay first he slid over the money as soon as I showed him my ass he shot his cum like a pornstar across the room then he said you can go now lol it was a 90 second call at 250 $ shortest call ever.

 

[Pleasure Hound]

one time I did a call and I knocked he said come in he was jerking off on couch he said show me your tits and ass I said pay first he slid over the money as soon as I showed him my ass he shot his cum like a pornstar across the room then he said you can go now lol it was a 90 second call at 250 $ shortest call ever.

This, I can believe.....

 

[Claudia Love]

This sounds as if a dude has written this. Did you lift this from a Facebook page or something?

no I wrote it

 

[Claudia Love]

You and him can always do the deed in a motel? If
motel is not for you I guess you going to his house
is better than the other way.

I think your right though because he lives with his brother I think he should get a motel too

 

[Pleasure Hound]

I think your right though because he lives with his brother I think he should get a motel too

Rawr.....

 

[John Wick]

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he might have some posters up in the shop of hot dolls but no I dont believe he has a doll. John I might not be your cup of tea but let me break it down for you I get tons of hot men interested in me I think im just average but men find me uber sexy.there on me like white on rice.

Thanks for 'breaking it down for me', hun. Absolutely riveting story from you, as always. Do continue!

 

[Robert Mugabe]

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he might have some posters up in the shop of hot dolls but no I dont believe he has a doll. John I might not be your cup of tea but let me break it down for you I get tons of hot men interested in me I think im just average but men find me uber sexy.there on me like white on rice.

Is uber how you are delivered? Anyway some people like the doll look of somebody who was inflated,and then some of the air leaked out making them kind of saggy and bedraggled like they were dragged out of a fish pond after a week.

 

[Claudia Love]

Well he came out this morning and he said "what are your plans for the rest of the day?" I felt like saying fucking you but then that might be to aggressive...so I told him redoing my bedroom lol

 

[Claudia Love]

Is uber how you are delivered? Anyway some people like the doll look of somebody who was inflated,and then some of the air leaked out making them kind of saggy and bedraggled like they were dragged out of a fish pond after a week.

Even über drivers want some

 

[Jenesis]

Well he came out this morning and he said "what are your plans for the rest of the day?" I felt like saying fucking you but then that might be to aggressive...so I told him redoing my bedroom lol

Tell him you are enjoying retirement on a hooker board…..

PS - this is going to be my go-to line when I retire. I’m not even joking. Not like I will leave TERB either.

 

[Pleasure Hound]

Well he came out this morning and he said "what are your plans for the rest of the day?" I felt like saying fucking you but then that might be to aggressive...so I told him redoing my bedroom lol

Next time, say "Repairing my bed." with a wink.....pants will be off in microseconds.....

 

[forgo10]

Thanks for 'breaking it down for me', hun. Absolutely riveting story from you, as always. Do continue!

And you even got a like from the OP.

 

[harryass]

Tell him you are enjoying retirement on a hooker board…..

PS - this is going to be my go-to line when I retire. I’m not even joking. Not like I will leave TERB either.

perhaps her hot neighbour is a well known member of TERB already. Just sayin.