If you could suck yourself off
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I'd never leave the house.
As for swallowing, like Fat Bastard says about farts, everyone loves their own brand.
As for swallowing, like Fat Bastard says about farts, everyone loves their own brand.
It would not be happening in the depth of Canadian winter. All this snow and my back is already almost locked up. Never be flexible enough after shoveling all the snow.
I can’t remember the comedians name, but they said if men could blow themselves then “every woman in this audience would be sitting here alone….staring at an empty stage”.
A man who is physically capable of performing this act might chose to abstain. There's no option for that in the poll.
I think humans would have been extinct thousands of years ago.
You could always beat yourself up afterwords. Or just say no homo.
I know whenever I take care of my own affairs I always say no homo and smash my face with a brick. One must not take chances.
About the only reason not to is if the position is awkward and painful to make it possible but not worth it.
I could do that until my mid-20s. Probably due to my years in competitive gymnastics. Not afraid to say it didn't taste bad, which is in line with what my partners have said. Wasn't interested in swallowing though.
When I was 12 years old and flexible I was able to suck my own dick as strange as it sounds. I hit puberty around 10 and started masturbating frequently. One weekend I just said to myself, "why not try to suck your own dick?" It took a couple of tries, but there I was, sucking my own dick-matter of fact, it tastes like pussy. I was never able to suck myself off though, the immeasurable feat of contortion restricted my breathing pattern and made it uncomfortable. I gave up rather easily and haven't tried it again since.
I used to be able to do it and I didn’t mind finishing in my mouth. I even met a few woman over the years that got off on watching.
In the early 80s there was a movie called Cafe Flesh and it has a scene of self fellatio. The actor was named Mr. Infinity and the character was Joe Blow - "Now THAT'S entertainment"...
Check out the “unknown student” sculpture that is apparently still on blood street in Toronto in front of the former Rochdale college site
Rochdale Unknown student Wikipedia
Rochdale Unknown student Wikipedia
