Communication:
She replies to messages almost instantaneously, but with very brief answers that don't always make perfect sense, setting up a time and getting general location was easy. When I wanted to iron out the details I called her and that's when I realized she doesn't speaks much English... hence the communication barrier. Luckily we got it all figured out.
First Impression:
I get there and she's dressed like she's about to sit down and watch golden girls with a bag of microwaved popcorn, her demeanor is rather cold and she's drinking a coffee and awkwardly says a few words to me. I notice that her pics aren't exactly what I had in mind. She's got a really pear shaped body, now they don't call me DDB because I don't like big booty, but she had a pretty big belly too, but some decent tits to balance it out. I don't mind what she's got going on as long as she can deliver the goods.
The main course:
So both disrobe, I'm sitting there like Oliver Twist waiting for his gruel while she's texting away and having a cup of joe. Finally she indicates that I should lie down and I do...right on a big fucking wet spot in the bed. Now at this point I'm getting cold feet. I shimmy my fat old ass towards drier pastures and let her get to work.
Her message clearly stated BBBJ but the second she approached me she gave junior a couple tugs and stretched a rubber over my lifeless tool before the lips came anywhere close. She then sucked some life into it and things were looking up and she immediately asked for doggy...alright I'm game. I climb aboard and realize why she likes doggy so much, she immediately grabs her phone and starts messaging...doggy allows for easy phone use while providing services, how classy.
I ask her to jump on top and she obliges, she keeps her face as far away from mine as possible and over the course of the longest 5 minutes of my life we have the most loveless unenthusiastic sex I've ever participated in. I was at this point I realize I really didn't pay for the promised GFE. At this point she was kind enough to remind me of how much time I had left.
I had paid the premium for Greek and it was time, I'm back in the doggy position and she slaps on some lube and I slide right in. She took it like a fucking champion. After a good firm round of back door action I fill the cover and slide out. I started toweling myself off and she reminded me to place the refuse in the trash can...thanks honey they don't call me DDB because I know where the cum rags go.
Conclusion:
Ok so this wasn't exactly the level of service I was hoping for, but I can't give it two thumbs down strictly on the basis that she delivered on the Greek. So all other services were well below par, but the Greek was no joke solid...and as many of you know finding someone that promises Greek and actually delivers on it can be a real fucking challenge! Suffice it to say they don't call me DDB because I'm not a fucking sucker for Greek. Thus I give it one thumbs down and one thumbs up; just know what you're in for when you go.
She replies to messages almost instantaneously, but with very brief answers that don't always make perfect sense, setting up a time and getting general location was easy. When I wanted to iron out the details I called her and that's when I realized she doesn't speaks much English... hence the communication barrier. Luckily we got it all figured out.
First Impression:
I get there and she's dressed like she's about to sit down and watch golden girls with a bag of microwaved popcorn, her demeanor is rather cold and she's drinking a coffee and awkwardly says a few words to me. I notice that her pics aren't exactly what I had in mind. She's got a really pear shaped body, now they don't call me DDB because I don't like big booty, but she had a pretty big belly too, but some decent tits to balance it out. I don't mind what she's got going on as long as she can deliver the goods.
The main course:
So both disrobe, I'm sitting there like Oliver Twist waiting for his gruel while she's texting away and having a cup of joe. Finally she indicates that I should lie down and I do...right on a big fucking wet spot in the bed. Now at this point I'm getting cold feet. I shimmy my fat old ass towards drier pastures and let her get to work.
Her message clearly stated BBBJ but the second she approached me she gave junior a couple tugs and stretched a rubber over my lifeless tool before the lips came anywhere close. She then sucked some life into it and things were looking up and she immediately asked for doggy...alright I'm game. I climb aboard and realize why she likes doggy so much, she immediately grabs her phone and starts messaging...doggy allows for easy phone use while providing services, how classy.
I ask her to jump on top and she obliges, she keeps her face as far away from mine as possible and over the course of the longest 5 minutes of my life we have the most loveless unenthusiastic sex I've ever participated in. I was at this point I realize I really didn't pay for the promised GFE. At this point she was kind enough to remind me of how much time I had left.
I had paid the premium for Greek and it was time, I'm back in the doggy position and she slaps on some lube and I slide right in. She took it like a fucking champion. After a good firm round of back door action I fill the cover and slide out. I started toweling myself off and she reminded me to place the refuse in the trash can...thanks honey they don't call me DDB because I know where the cum rags go.
Conclusion:
Ok so this wasn't exactly the level of service I was hoping for, but I can't give it two thumbs down strictly on the basis that she delivered on the Greek. So all other services were well below par, but the Greek was no joke solid...and as many of you know finding someone that promises Greek and actually delivers on it can be a real fucking challenge! Suffice it to say they don't call me DDB because I'm not a fucking sucker for Greek. Thus I give it one thumbs down and one thumbs up; just know what you're in for when you go.
155lbs is a freaking featherweight too. LOL
