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taboos4u

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I've seen her a few times, very polite lady. On text - she mentions sorry no extras.. but last visit I noticed on the side table, baby oil, baby wipes, and toiletpaper.. and a bin of used tissues/paper underneath the massage table. Anyone have luck cracking the code? Does she automatically offer it after some time or is she really legit?

Interested if anyone has had better mileage?
 

thedude35

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I've seen her a few times, very polite lady. On text - she mentions sorry no extras.. but last visit I noticed on the side table, baby oil, baby wipes, and toiletpaper.. and a bin of used tissues/paper underneath the massage table. Anyone have luck cracking the code? Does she automatically offer it after some time or is she really legit?

Interested if anyone has had better mileage?
Does she keep you draped during the massage? Has she ever brushed, touched, or even come close to your junk? Honest question.

IMO, there's no code, man, especially if you're draped and she avoids that area, and has already said no extras. With Kijiji ads, it's pretty obvious who gives extras. She says no extras. And she's dressed like a school librarian in her ad. If you've seen her a few times, and nothing's happened, move on. Or ask her politely next time you see her and maybe she'll surprise you.

With masseuses I've seen who aren't obvious in their ads or texts, or who don't straight up ask you, it's pretty unlikely in my experience. There have been a couple of masseuses who went the extra mile when I wasn't expecting it, but 9 x out of 10, it's just a massage. I tend not to ask those whose ads come across as legit, either in the description or the picture. I've seen more than a dozen like that, and I've been lucky twice.

Bottom line, if they offer extras, it's usually pretty obvious.

edited to ad - there have been a few women I've seen for massage that are legit, but aren't shy about moving things around, brushing bits, that sort of thing. That doesn't mean anything, so you can't go by that. The only time I've ever directly asked a (apparently) legit masseuse for more was this woman who asked if I wanted draped or undraped, and she was pretty attractive, so I said undraped. I was at attention the entire time, she didn't stay away from certain areas, there was some brushing of bits, and even better, she did my chest, worked her way down to my abs, and even did the area right above my junk, literally. And that's where she ended. When she was done, nothing. So I figured maybe she required me to ask, but yeah... nope, lol. She was polite, I was embarrassed, but whatever. Thanked her for a great massage (it was), and left. She massaged literally every inch of my body, front and back, except THAT, not even kidding. It was thorough!
 
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I went to see Lisa recently and as described by taboos4u, I saw the wastebasket and was hopeful, but nothing was offered. I did ask near the end of the massage if she provided a release but she basically ignored me and continued with her massage.
 

taboos4u

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Does she keep you draped during the massage? Has she ever brushed, touched, or even come close to your junk? Honest question.

IMO, there's no code, man, especially if you're draped and she avoids that area, and has already said no extras. With Kijiji ads, it's pretty obvious who gives extras. She says no extras. And she's dressed like a school librarian in her ad. If you've seen her a few times, and nothing's happened, move on. Or ask her politely next time you see her and maybe she'll surprise you.

With masseuses I've seen who aren't obvious in their ads or texts, or who don't straight up ask you, it's pretty unlikely in my experience. There have been a couple of masseuses who went the extra mile when I wasn't expecting it, but 9 x out of 10, it's just a massage. I tend not to ask those whose ads come across as legit, either in the description or the picture. I've seen more than a dozen like that, and I've been lucky twice.

Bottom line, if they offer extras, it's usually pretty obvious.

edited to ad - there have been a few women I've seen for massage that are legit, but aren't shy about moving things around, brushing bits, that sort of thing. That doesn't mean anything, so you can't go by that. The only time I've ever directly asked a (apparently) legit masseuse for more was this woman who asked if I wanted draped or undraped, and she was pretty attractive, so I said undraped. I was at attention the entire time, she didn't stay away from certain areas, there was some brushing of bits, and even better, she did my chest, worked her way down to my abs, and even did the area right above my junk, literally. And that's where she ended. When she was done, nothing. So I figured maybe she required me to ask, but yeah... nope, lol. She was polite, I was embarrassed, but whatever. Thanked her for a great massage (it was), and left. She massaged literally every inch of my body, front and back, except THAT, not even kidding. It was thorough!
Yes - draped, no real signs of "accidental" brushing. Just strange with the signs I saw in the room. Appreciate your insight though.
 
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taboos4u

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I went to see Lisa recently and as described by taboos4u, I saw the wastebasket and was hopeful, but nothing was offered. I did ask near the end of the massage if she provided a release but she basically ignored me and continued with her massage.
Right?! Just seemed very strange... maybe its only for long time regulars?
 

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Are you that desperate for a HE from this lady. She must be hot :) Move on. There are plenty of Asian MPs that will provide the service. If she didn't provide any suggestion and reading the ads, you can read between the lines that she is not that type of MA.
 

thedude35

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Are you that desperate for a HE from this lady. She must be hot :) Move on. There are plenty of Asian MPs that will provide the service. If she didn't provide any suggestion and reading the ads, you can read between the lines that she is not that type of MA.
For some of us, there's something about finding that jewel in the rough, so I think that's the attraction. It's happened to me a couple of times. I've never gone to see someone who seems legit and expected anything, or worse, been upset that nothing happening. When I NEED something, I go where I know I'll get something. If I don't, and I feel like trying somebody new, all I hope for is a good massage. Anything beyond that is a complete bonus, and it's usually so much better that way.

But this woman, I'd say she's a no. If somebody knows otherwise, keep it to yourself. There's a reason some masseuses don't advertise, and that's up to them.

In two cases where I got more than I was expecting, I was told straight up by one it's not something they do, or have done, and for very valid and personal reasons. She was just in the mood, and I tipped her well, and she seemed to enjoy it herself. Go figure. There has been discussion about this particular woman on here and the other board, multiple times over the years, and it was "no extras" all across the board. Whether I was a one-off, or she does it rarely, or when she's attracted to the person, or just in the mood, or comfortable, or whatever, that's her prerogative. I saw her 3 times, and only the second time did this happen. No mention by her the other times, and I didn't ask the third time at all. Figured if it was going to happen again, it'll happen, and she wasn't showing any signs of interest in it this time, so I thought best not to press my luck. She was also not as warm and inviting as the previous two sessions, so I haven't been back. Could have been she had some regrets or embarrassment, I don't know.

The other was no extra fee asked for, and it was a mutual ending (hands only. Also, I was on vacation, at a resort, so don't ask for contact info, lol). Sometimes things happen, just like in real life. These women are humans, too, and it's up to them who they feel safe or comfortable with, or even attracted to, if that's the reason something more happens. Many of them on kijiji are not certified and have minimal training, if any at all, so they can do what they want. And although highly unlikely, I'm sure once in a while, rubbing somebody down they find attractive can lead to other things. But that is SUPER rare and very unlikely, no matter how highly you think of yourself, lol.

If they say no, they mean no, don't press your luck. And if the only reason you keep going back is because you're hoping for something, no problem, it's your money. But never, ever go down that road where you start reading into things like garbage cans and bottles of baby oil or "she brushed my ballsack". You're only going to be disappointed in the end, and these ladies also don't need or want any potential pressure or expectations, no matter what "signs" you may "find".
 
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