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Insidious Von

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Feeling's mutual, I'll probably go back to Copenhagen instead of London on my next trip...but no more hashish park.

Hoping the eats are as good as I remember it was...Wow I never had steak tartare there!

 

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That Bayern-Barca game should be a barn burner. Bayern 2 Barca 1
Indeed, but that was the score after about 12 minutes.... haha

To tell you the truth I gave the same prediction to my kids just before the game. 8 - 2! I coach youth soccer and we see those scores once in a while. But at that level wow!
 

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A further sign of Barca's shrinking purchasing power, Lautaro has signed a contract extension with inter.

Don Draper must be suffering.
 

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I hope I'm not jumping the gun, barring a last minute swoop, Sandro Tonali will become an AC Milan player. Will he be the next Andrea Pirlo or the next Claudio Desolati - time will tell.

In other news, Kali Koulibaly doesn't want to go to Lancashire, he was hoping for a contract extension. Unfortunately for him, Napoli need the money City is offering to build depth. Can't have the Northern Giants run away with everything.

 

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It same old same old for Juve, players don't want to leave. Matuidi has accepted his fate and moved to Miami, Khedira and Higuain have not. Sarri didn't sign them but he made the mistake of letting Mandzukic go, a proven warrior. They are looking at Suarez, Dzeko and Chiesa to fill those roles. Federico Chiesa has the most upside, he has asked to leave depending on if Ribery plays another season. But he's not a pure center forward.

Ac Milan look deadly, if Tonali can rise to the occasion. They'll win either, the Scudetto or the Europa League - I'm calling it. They are set at center forward with The Great Zlatanissimo grooming potential world class Rafael Leao for another year.

 

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A momentous event has occurred in Italian football - and I'm a month late in reporting it.

The Antiquities Act passed in 2002 to stop the looting of ancient treasures has been partially overturned. The draconian measures put in place to stop the looting remains in place but the infrastructure clause has been overturned. This has partially to do with a building of a new stadium for the 2026 Olympics in Milano but Roma will benefit as well. New Roma owner Dan Friedkin is a happy man, James Palotta is pissed off.

https://www.football-italia.net/158341/stadium-law-can-transform-serie
 

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Good, Barcelona is almost bankrupt anyway, they can keep Suarez. Portanova has been playing well in pre-season and so has Colombo, both would benefit playing alongside CR7 and Kulusevski.

Fuck Suarez, fuck Barcelona....oops Colombo plays for Milan. Bring back Moise Keen.

The commentator is right, Colombo does look like Batistuta.

 

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Rafael Leao has tested positive for the corona virus, unfortunate since he's been a part of both Portugal and Ac Milan's success. The good news is he's asymptomatic which means he could be back in training by early October. The coronavirus is striking younger people, Leao is 21 and a horse.

With their young depth, Milan is going to be a powerhouse. Paolo Maldini took a ton of shit but he was always on the right track...and his son shows up.

CL winner Christian Brocchi is coaching Berlusconi's Monza.

 
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Since becoming Managing Director of Milan, Paolo Maldini has had a rocky road. Fans didn't take to his tough love but you can't build a club on half measures. To quote Alton Brown "his patience will be rewarded".

Sir Alex Ferguson said of Maldini, "he's the most loyal player any manager could wish for".

 

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Luis Suarez to Juve has hit a snag. Barca wants to cancel his €25 million contract for next year so he can negotiate a new deal with Juve. And Suarez says no dice. He wants, rightly, Barca to top whatever shortfall Juve offers and Barca is playing cheap. Plus he has to pass an Italian language test.
I should speak about this, Suarez came from the slums of Montevideo and grew up fighting. He was always classified as an import under UEFA rules, he did not qualify for a Spanish Passport. However his wife is of Italian descent allowing him to request an Italian passport. Due to the Messi debacle, rules for an Italian Passport have become more stringent, he has to speak Italian to be approved. Messi can do it, not sure about ol Cannibal Corpse.
 

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I should speak about this, Suarez came from the slums of Montevideo and grew up fighting. He was always classified as an import under UEFA rules, he did not qualify for a Spanish Passport. However his wife is of Italian descent allowing him to request an Italian passport. Due to the Messi debacle, rules for an Italian Passport have become more stringent, he has to speak Italian to be approved. Messi can do it, not sure about ol Cannibal Corpse.
Italian is easy, if you have had latin in school.
 

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Europa League begins.

I feel sorry for the Irish, they would have packed the stadium and cashed in. This adds injury to insult after not being wanted in Blazing Saddles.

 

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Mingia come si pizzica! If I attend this convention, I'll have to change my pants several times.

 

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Good game today Juve Samp , Juve won 3-0 but they had to earn it. Ronaldo missed several ones, Bonucci scored, Deligt was sitting, Chiellini back in. Weston McKennie was really good. No sign of Dybala or Dzeko.
 

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Dybala tested positive for Covid-19, he's in quarantine. Dzeko's transfer is being blocked by Milik not wanting to leave Napoli. De Ligt is recuperating from shoulder surgery.

Juventus's right wing problems have been fixed significantly. Both Kulusevski and McKennie were the men of the match. Pirlo is showing confidence in Ramsey and DeSciglio, they better stay healthy! Juve looked like a weak sister when De Sciglio went down last last term, their right wing became a disaster. Pirlo has asked Ramsey to play deep, let's see how that works?

If you can't play for Pirlo you're a loser. When CR7 scored Pirlo took a sip of water.

 
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In managing a football club and a player screws up, it's more effective to show quiet disdain than to rant.

Next up@ 2:30pm, E1 of Everybody Loves Zlatanissimo...even danmand likes him.

 
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It's official, Moise Keen and Luis Suarez are staying with their respective clubs. Very good news for Alvaro Morata who had his best year with Juve.

 

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Suarez accused of cheating Italian citizenship language exam
Footballer Luis Suarez, a Uruguay national, passed the exam despite his tutor allegedly saying 'he can't speak a word'.
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Suarez accused of cheating Italian citizenship language exam

Uruguayan football player Luis Suarez leaves the University for Foreigners after taking an Italian citizenship test [Reuters]

Italian authorities are investigating whether Barcelona striker Luis Suarez, an Uruguay national, was illegally helped to pass an Italian language exam last week, in order to receive a European passport that could help him transfer to a new club.
Suarez, whose wife is of Italian descent, passed the exam last Thursday at the University for Foreigners in Perugia.
"Investigations have shown the topics of the exam had been agreed with the candidate and the relative score had been assigned before the test," a statement from the Perugia investigative office said on
Tuesday.
The test cleared the way for a fast-track citizenship approval which would mean Juventus could sign him without exceeding its permitted quota of non-EU players, but suspicions were quickly raised in the media that he was given preferential treatment.
Perugia chief prosecutor Raffaele Cantone said his investigations showed the questions had been agreed with Suarez ahead of the exam and it had already been decided what grade to give him, despite his scarce knowledge of Italian.
Police searched the university on Tuesday looking for further evidence, Cantone said in a statement, while Italian newspaper La Repubblica reported that five university employees were being investigated, including the rector.

Suarez, whose native language is Spanish, himself is not cited among those under investigation.
La Repubblica published alleged conversations tapped by police during their probe, in which a tutor preparing Suarez for the exam was heard telling a colleague "he can't speak a word", and described him as an absolute beginner in Italian.

Suarez, 33, obtained the intermediate B1 qualification required for citizenship in just 15 minutes, his examiner said after the test, and was only required to do the oral part of the exam.
Other citizenship applicants taking the B1 exam on the same day in Rome had to also complete a written paper lasting two and a half hours.
Suarez's transfer now looks unlikely, as the Serie A champions have moved to sign striker Alvaro Morata from Atletico Madrid, while Suarez seems set to take Morata's place at Atletico.

Suarez has had a controversial career; at the 2014 World Cup finals in Brazil, he bit Italy defender Georgio Chiellini, leading to a four-month ban.
He also bit an opponent while playing for his former clubs Ajax Amsterdam in 2010 and Liverpool in 2013, which were punished with seven and 10-match bans respectively.
The former Liverpool captain joined Barcelona in 2014, after helping Liverpool come close to winning the English Premier League.
At Barcelona, Suarez has won numerous titles including four La Liga titles, UEFA Super Cup, UEFA Champions League, and a Club World Cup.
 
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