Summary of almost every review of an incall

[Kracker]

OP: "It was practically love at first sight, she couldn't keep her hands off of me and my fantastic cock. She came multiple times from my awesome oral technique and moaned loudly as I entered her. Afterwards we chatted and I was amazed at what a wonderful person she really is"

Random Terbite: "So can I fuck her up the ass, slap her around and dump my load down her throat?"

 

[luvyeah]

OP: "It was practically love at first sight, she couldn't keep her hands off of me and my fantastic cock. She came multiple times from my awesome oral technique and moaned loudly as I entered her. Afterwards we chatted and I was amazed at what a wonderful person she really is"

Random Terbite: "So can I fuck her up the ass, slap her around and dump my load down her throat?"

What does the outcall version look like?

 

[Bighar]

"After i gave her the big O, we proceeded to doggie where i did not last my usual 45mins becaue of the view"

 

[Bighar]

"After i gave her the big O, we proceeded to doggie where i did not last my usual 45mins becaue of the view"

Does she do CIM?

 

[Malika Fantasy]

She is a gem, treat her well fellas

 

[Kracker]

She is a gem, treat her well fellas

Just don't book her solid so I can still get in there.

Scratch that - I'm only even sharing the review because I'm done with her. I saw her on her first day and have booked her every day she's been on, but I'll be away for a month and don't want her to leave the industry.

 

[SchlongConery]

Wayyyy overpriced!

She would only make $14/hr @ Timmies.

If she saw, say, 15 clients per day, 7 days a week, she will pull in a half a million... easy!

Let’s not reward this behaviour and boycott so we keep prices low!

 

[Prentice]

She can take a pounding

 

[Medman52]

While giving her daty she had 16 mind blowing O,s!
Then I made her cum again several times using my huge manly organ!
I’m such a stud!

 

[mandrill]

What does the outcall version look like?

I treated her to a bottle of the best Canadian red wine, which she tasted with pleasure and we listened enraptured to my original vinyl connoisseur collection of traditional Polish polka music while we engaged in erotic foreplay.

The rest as in the incall reviews.

 

[mandrill]

I deducted 1 point from her score because she had bolt-ons.

 

[koreanjames]

Her hygeine was impeccable for both daty and dato. Normally I don’t partake but I couldn’t help myself and dived right in.

After she came uncontrollably we dfk’d while pounding away completely covered in sweat.

I thought we were running out of time so I politely started to leave , but she squeezed a second shot out of me with 62 seconds of appointment time remaining..... cim finish, down the hatch (ymmv).

We went 20 minutes oVer time chatting - great conversationalist. Sorry to the next feller after my appointment.

 

[yomero5]

You forget this:

OP:

Face: 10
Body: 10
Service: 10


Random Terbite:

Face: 7
Body: 7
Service: 6

 

[koreanjames]

LOL - this really cracked me up. :rockon:

She is a gem, treat her well fellas

 

[jalimon]

Just before leaving the incal:

You: Ho darling this was fantastic sex you are awesome I will see you again and again princess!!
Her: Thank you! You casanova! I hope to see you often baby!!

After leaving the incall...
You thinking: Ha well she was ok but there is better... wont come back..
Her thinking: What a fucking moron! But such a lousy lover makes my job easy!! $$$

 

[Prentice]

You forget this:

OP:

Face: 10
Body: 10
Service: 10


Random Terbite:

Face: 7
Body: 7
Service: 6

And of course ..

Repeat: Hell yeah!

 

[luvyeah]

Her coochie stank.

Not even worth $80hh she's charging.

 

[Malika Fantasy]

*random thread about screening or reviews of an indy that screen*

Ive been doing this for hobby for over 20 years and never screen in my life.
You've got to be stupid to send references or your ID to an indy.
Boycott them and stick to agencies girls!

*random thread about rates*
Boycott all indies that charge over 300/hr! If no one see them they will have to lower their prices
Just stick with agencies girls!

 

[Prentice]

For the Classified section, only 2 possible choices:

1) Question: Anyone seen ... ?

Response: Have you tried an image search? Those are fake pictures

or

2) Scammed by ...

 

[Kracker]

OK this is WAY funnier than I intended! *lol*

yeah - forgot about the "numbers" ranking - never do that myself but funny as hell.

I think at root of it I'm mostly close to shocked at how the immediate first question after a positive review is whether or not any random client will be allowed to do things to the poor girl that you wouldn't do to a farm animal.