Porn is boring.

Insidious Von

My head is my home
Sep 12, 2007
39,998
7,415
113
Can't be bothered with it unless I'm dealing with insomnia - works every time.

Sexy is better, it's always entertaining. Who's Kelsey Cook?

 

Insidious Von

My head is my home
Sep 12, 2007
39,998
7,415
113
The Deuce isn't a particularly sexy show but it does highlight that changes that have made porn sexless. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Emily Meade have emerged as the stars of the show.

 

Insidious Von

My head is my home
Sep 12, 2007
39,998
7,415
113
No but she is good on the eyes...and so is Vicky Stark. I've invited her to come to a fishing lodge north of Perry Sound to catch her first Northern.

 

richaceg

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2009
14,020
5,796
113
No but she is good on the eyes...and so is Vicky Stark. I've invited her to come to a fishing lodge north of Perry Sound to catch her first Northern.

What did she say? Now's the best time for Northerns...
 

SexB

A voice of common sense.
Sep 15, 2008
6,375
2,366
113
I like watching it to spot the different tropes.

For instance, in most "MILF and Teen" videos, the MILF is almost always busty and has at least a landing strip while the teen is small busted and shaved.
 

Insidious Von

My head is my home
Sep 12, 2007
39,998
7,415
113
What did she say? Now's the best time for Northerns...
She hasn't gotten back to me yet, I gave her a deadline for Aug/Sept 2019. She caught her first Muskie but they are different from Northern's. A Muskie will get docile the closer it gets to the boat, a Northern fights all the way.

Who am I to talk, I haven't hooked a Northern either.

 

richaceg

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2009
14,020
5,796
113
She hasn't gotten back to me yet, I gave her a deadline for Aug/Sept 2019. She caught her first Muskie but they are different from Northern's. A Muskie will get docile the closer it gets to the boat, a Northern fights all the way.

Who am I to talk, I haven't hooked a Northern either.

Muskies are alright...but northerns are everywhere. Easier to hook as well...biggest I got is 40" out of bluffers park...
 

WULA

Well-known member
Aug 12, 2012
599
386
63
Porn is Boring

The creators keep making up new visually attractive - but often uncomfortable - positions. They also add new sounds and make that a big part of the appeal. The new sounds have had a good uptake with escorts and civies. The creators also come up with new techniques. Spitting and drooling have also had good uptake.

More recently the creators have introduced blow jobs to puke. I thought this was only done for the camera, but recently I had a very hot girl get lost in giving me a BBBJ. I did not realize it until after ...but she gave me 4 or 5 little pukes over 20 minutes or so. I periodically was rubbing what I thought was just litres of saliva (there was not much puke) over her breasts and face ...and even in her hair along the edge of her face. I really liked it and found it hot. She really liked it too. I do not think I could ever ask for this, but I really did enjoy it, in my ignorance.

The problem with porn is that it is limited to only the senses of Sight and Sound.

The sense of Touch is by far the most important sense in sex. Smell and Taste can also be important to some extent and they are capable of being good and bad. And then there are the Pheromones ...and the Connection.

Porn really has one hand tied behind its back in delivering exciting sexuality. I would say 'both hands', but some people apparently find it unboring enough to masturbate. But in the finale, viewers have to add their own sense of Touch to get to orgasm !!!
 

Insidious Von

My head is my home
Sep 12, 2007
39,998
7,415
113
Porn is boring, they go to extremes, it's more numbing than stimulating.

Breaking News: The third season of The Deuce will be the final, HBO doesn't want to progress into the 80's. I see the point, it would be too grim.

Emily Meade as Little Red Riding Hood gave me a bigger thrill than any porn....oops I almost forgot about the sexy maid (1:00).

 

essguy_

Active member
Nov 1, 2001
4,429
19
38
Let’s be realistic here. The only reason porn may be boring is that it is everywhere and easy to get with zero effort. You can see as much in a mainstream movie as used to be shown as XXX years ago, and the Internet has more porn than anybody could possibly ever view. It’s not like the old days when you’d go to a convenience store and buy 10 things you didn’t really need just so that the Penthouse purchase wasn’t so obvious... My most exciting days for porn were as a kid, sneaking down to the basement to watch the CityTV Baby blue movie... LOL!
 

icespot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2005
1,692
84
48
Let’s be realistic here. The only reason porn may be boring is that it is everywhere and easy to get with zero effort. You can see as much in a mainstream movie as used to be shown as XXX years ago, and the Internet has more porn than anybody could possibly ever view. It’s not like the old days when you’d go to a convenience store and buy 10 things you didn’t really need just so that the Penthouse purchase wasn’t so obvious... My most exciting days for porn were as a kid, sneaking down to the basement to watch the CityTV Baby blue movie... LOL!
Lol i remember those days.... Also there were the porn chanels at night that were ypu could here what they said and sometimes you see a tit or ass between the lines. That was exciting.
 

Insidious Von

My head is my home
Sep 12, 2007
39,998
7,415
113
CITY and TLN started the same way, by peddling soft core porn. The Baby Blues are more famous but those weekend midnight features on TLN were very steamy.

A few years ago Hollywood tried to ram Shailene Woodley down the film going public's throat, hyping her as the new Jennifer Lawrence. I wasn't impressed, mediocre actress at best. The most bizarre of her young adult films was The Spectacular Now, the supporting actresses were Brie Larson and Mary Elizabeth Winstead!?!? Brie Larson won an Oscar for Room, and is Captain Marvel. Mary Elizabeth Winstead had a 2016 like no other with 10 Cloverfield Lane and Nikki Swango (Fargo). And she's incredibly sexy!

 
Ashley Madison
Toronto Escorts