Sometimes we need to be considerate of others and not just selfishly thinking about ourselves. I shall cope and persevere as I have been all this time; the needs of the whining snowflakes around here are just as important as my own.
Plus- My welfare cheque doesn’t come in until the end of the month...and I’ve got two phones to pay for!
Why start being considerate of people now? You know you want to get rid of this Twitter scourge. Why just cope with this issue, let's wipe it clean from humanity. Let's make the founders of Twitter regret they opened Pandora's box in the first place.
We can make a special financing deal just for you. I'm sure there are some bankers or private lenders on Terb that can help despite you being on welfare.
This opportunity keeps getting better: we get paid to rid the world of scourge of Twitter for you, you get to get back to enjoying life, and the bankers get some business. What a win-win-win scenario.
Get that list ready and let's do this.