A guy at work takes a dump in our washroom everyday!

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This has been happening for at least a year actually, but no one really knew who it was or if it was even by the same person. Also, the washrooms are single-toilet only and entered only with a key, so only one person can be inside at the same time. Furthermore, no one really talked about it, especially since most of us don't always go to the same washroom all the time, until recently when we found out who it was. We were suspicious about him for a few weeks, but eventually we were able to deduce it was him due to the freshness of the washroom before he enters it (at usually the same time in the morning) to the obvious evidence after he exits it. And indeed we know now that it happens routinely by him. So how do we deal with this? Should someone among us develop the courage to tell him to take his dump before going to work? And what if he refuses? Should we notify our boss in that case? No one can stand the aftereffects he creates every single god damn morning.
 

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Is it a coed washroom? If the culprit had been female would it still be a problem for you?
 

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Ummm, that's what a toilet is for but if you must leave a note. "We know who you are. Stop stinking up the joint!!!"
 

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Is it a coed washroom? If the culprit had been female would it still be a problem for you?
No it is not coed, but often employees use either one without any complaints from anyone since only one goes in at a time. If the culprit was female, I would still have the same problem, though the approach might be different (but I don't know the proper approach in either case).

Is the ventilation system working properly?
There's no exhaust fan in there, or freshener, but I don't think they would help. I think this guy eats a lot, and all the wrong foods too.
 

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Ghawar
Use disposable toilet seat cover when it is your turn to
take a dump.



Make sure tip of your penis won't touch the uncovered inner rim of
he bowl.

If your company has the resources consider getting a self-cleaning
toilet (bidet?). Some of those toilets come with a fan to suck out
the stench.
 

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Use disposable toilet seat cover when it is your turn to
take a dump.



Make sure tip of your penis won't touch the uncovered inner rim of
he bowl.

If your company has the resources consider getting a self-cleaning
toilet (bidet?). Some of those toilets come with a fan to suck out
the stench.
So you are suggesting that no one should talk to him, or even let him know that we know? Trust me, if you entered the washroom 10 minutes after he left, you couldn't stay there for more than 5 seconds. It is so bad that it might be possible that his wife nags him to take his dump at work instead of at home in the morning.
 

Smallcock

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No it is not coed, but often employees use either one without any complaints from anyone since only one goes in at a time. If the culprit was female, I would still have the same problem, though the approach might be different (but I don't know the proper approach in either case).


There's no exhaust fan in there, or freshener, but I don't think they would help. I think this guy eats a lot, and all the wrong foods too.
No exhaust fan in the washroom? That’s a toxic work environment. Take it up with management.
 

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Trust me, if you entered the washroom 10 minutes after he left, you couldn't stay there for more than 5 seconds.It is so bad that it might be possible that his wife nags him to take his dump at work instead of at home in the morning.
This thread is actually hilarious! LOL

Years ago, when I was a lot younger we used to go camping a lot and have to use the outdoor "porta potty" at the camp ground when nature called. Anyway, I used the women's porta potty" instead of the mens because there is definitely a big difference in the foul stench. The mens was just one million times worse and it's just a known fact that the women's outhouse toilet smelled like roses in comparison. :p
 

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Make sure he gets this in his Secret Santa package this year.
Problem solved.

 

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"A toilet is a piece of hardware used for the collection or disposal of human urine and feces. Toilets are sanitation facilities at the user interface that allow the safe and convenient urination and defecation"

I can't see nothing wrong with this guy. I mean, he is not shitting on the shower

try:
https://justadrop.com/
 

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Make sure he gets this in his Secret Santa package this year.
Problem solved.

So place the bottle anonymously on his office desk and hopes he gets the hint? And if he doesn't? And why should we have to pay for this? But if it works, it might be worth it.
 

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So place the bottle anonymously on his office desk and hopes he gets the hint? And if he doesn't?
Don't just leave the bottle there... write an anonymous note stating what it's for and why he needs to use it. Signed by "The Entire Office".

What he's putting you all threw should not be tolerated.
 

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Wow, this a popular thread. Take his picture. Put an X over his face and tape it to the front door.
 

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Toilet is for pissing AND shitting. Deal with it. Some people don’t have one regular dump each day at the same time. Maybe his got a bowel disease of some sort. Suck it up and deal with it. A stinky washroom never killed anyone, and confronting him about this”terrible transgression” is a bit cruel and really selfish. Would you rather he did it in his pants and walked around the office???
 

Smallcock

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Tell your boss to buy a commercial/industrial quality air freshener. Or plan your washroom break ahead of stinky. lol
Nice avatar! HAHA! We've all been thru that bait and switch situation.
 
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