I had to get some stuff from Shoppers yesterday, so went after dinner when it was less busy. Checkout girl was probably early to mid-20's and cute, great smile. So we were having a typical friendly checkout line chat when she winked (or so I imagined) and asked if I had an Optimum Card. When I gave it to her she said that I'm going to get a discount. "AWESOME!!" I thought (secretly thinking to myself that I've still got it, and wondering if this is how sempel feels whenever he barters his skills for a discount). After thanking her and paying, I looked at the receipt as I strutted to my car: "Senior's Discount".
Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...
Maybe it's time to retire. I have officially become a dirty old man...