Fat man eats 50 lbs. of food at buffet, gets kicked out. How much should he sue for?

[jcpro]

He should sue for his weight in gold.

 

[doggystyle99]

Nothing beats Vegas, including their breakfasts.

In recent years, I've been going to less and less buffets and more a la carte restaurants there.

Gone are the days of the $3.50 buffets.

Vegas buffets are unblievably good. Mind you price wise they have gotten expensive over the last few years $40-50 for the higher end hotels. But who can argue with having Oyster, Filet Mignon and Lobster as menu items for a buffet.
I went to N1ne steakhouse in Vegas and I have to say the steak I had at MGM buffet was just as good.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

If you are going for 5-6 days to LV, plan on going to a good buffet twice. Go an hour earlier than mean times 11.00 - 11.15 AM for lunch or 5.00 - 5.15 PM for evening meals. Plan to rest up and stay in or see sites close by your hotel after the meal. The other days eat light. Plenty of good cheap quick meals at the casinos to draw in the crowds. Check out the cheap drinks as well. I prefer st stay near the LV monorail and use shuttle services.

 

[Indiana]

I'm thinking of a Monty Python skit.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

He looks like a fat con man

He should sue for his weight in gold.

Fake, made up story:

Sorry to burst your bubble...

http://www.snopes.com/man-kicked-buffet-sues/

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Even so, lots of fat shameless pigs at buffet stories.

 

[Yoga Face]

Now think of it

fifty pounds of food !!!!!!!!!!!!

you believed it !

FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS OF FOOD INSIDE A HUMAN DIGESTIVE TRACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know why a lot of people believe such crazy things - they are fucking stupid !!!!!!!!

I find it unbelievable that so many Terbs believed this story

UN - FUCKING - BELIEVABLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[danmand]

Now think of it

fifty pounds of food !!!!!!!!!!!!

you believed it !

FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS OF FOOD INSIDE A HUMAN DIGESTIVE TRACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know why a lot of people believe such crazy things - they are fucking stupid !!!!!!!!

I find it unbelievable that so many Terbs believed this story

UN - FUCKING - BELIEVABLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno, maybe you are not so clever yourself. Have you heard of Bulimia?

 

[Yoga Face]

I dunno, maybe you are not so clever yourself. Have you heard of Bulimia?

Never thought of that

good point

but a hell of a bulimic to puke fifty pounds in a public washroom and the fact he was puking in the washroom was never mentioned in the story because ... it never happened!



I never thought of it but neither did any of the TERBS who fell for it

I seriously doubt that a bulimic could pull that off and live

fifty fucking pounds!!!

think of it

A bulimic puke record!!

Sounds like a good reality TV show ! Seriously, people would actually watch

Sounds like a good Italian Opera !

Get our esteemed colleague Don Draper to write it

All those fat ladies puking all over the stage!

Sounds like good bit of fun

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

Now think of it

fifty pounds of food !!!!!!!!!!!!

you believed it !

FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS OF FOOD INSIDE A HUMAN DIGESTIVE TRACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know why a lot of people believe such crazy things - they are fucking stupid !!!!!!!!

I find it unbelievable that so many Terbs believed this story

UN - FUCKING - BELIEVABLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, this is an exaggeration. I think professional food eating competitors can hold max 10 lbs and this is the champs after many months of practice stretching their stomach with wawa. I think everyone is getting trolled by mcfatty....lol

http://thefw.com/world-champion-eaters/

 

[eldoguy]

He's just a Grandois Porco

 

[Occasionally]

Looked like a fake article from the beginning. The guy in the pic doesn't look 51 yrs old.

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

I heard of that place. Apparently one of their customers suffered a heart attack from eating one of their "Triple Bypass Burgers". The burger consists of 3 hamburger patties, 15 strips of bacon, chili, cheese, onions, and tomatoes. Scary thing is you can get an Octuple burger that comes with the eight patties, cheese, chili and 40 slices of bacon. You would have to be an Anaconda to get your mouth around one of those burgers....gross!

Yes I've seen the news clips on youtube a while ago. The person who died was also their spokesperson.

 

[basketcase]

If you are going for 5-6 days to LV, plan on going to a good buffet twice. Go an hour earlier than mean times 11.00 - 11.15 AM for lunch or 5.00 - 5.15 PM for evening meals....

How old are you? Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

When you are in LV, the time zone is 3 hrs. back. so if you go to lunch at 11.15 it is like 2.15 eastern standard time. Not as bad a shock as a 3 hour time difference. You also go in a quieter time and leave at a time when most people are coming in. On a 5-6 day trip, one or two visits to a good buffet is all you need, if you went every day you would not enjoy it.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I would hate to look at an un flushed toilet after he took a crap in it.
Probably the turd is larger than most newborn babies.

 

[Pickpa]

^ I don't think a man that size can use a toilet, maybe a nice trash can with a scented bag and tie ups. He can even walk around with it. Eat all you can and bring your toilet with you, a reusable non-flush system.

Story did sound odd 50lbs of food. But I will not be suprised of a person going to a buffet and stuffing their insides out over the price limit of the establishment. The buffets should probably offer free Diet Coke compared to water to fill their massive gut holes with sugar.

 

[femanon]

okay i just spent like ten straight minutes laughing at this entire thread...BUT..i'm so glad this isn't true!
reminds me of when louie said
"the meal isn't over until you hate yourself"

 

[IM469]

Heart Attack Grill

Wow, there is a deadly combo for a heart attach. And the cheese burgers don't look that healthy also.

 

[Occasionally]

^ I don't think a man that size can use a toilet, maybe a nice trash can with a scented bag and tie ups. He can even walk around with it. Eat all you can and bring your toilet with you, a reusable non-flush system.

Story did sound odd 50lbs of food. But I will not be suprised of a person going to a buffet and stuffing their insides out over the price limit of the establishment. The buffets should probably offer free Diet Coke compared to water to fill their massive gut holes with sugar.

I'm sure there's gross videos demonstrating it, but have no willpower to check it myself.

But for super fat people who can barely move and have a body that is so thick it makes a person's agility akin to a turtle.

I can't see how a fat person can move, reach and effectively wipe their asshole which is sandwiched between two cheeks the size of beanbag chairs.