Elderly man 'died while having sex with a prostitute'

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Elderly man 'who died while having sex is wheeled away by paramedics - with the prostitute still attached to him'

  • Men transport alleged dead body with woman on top on hospital stretcher
  • Pair are hidden under a blanket, but the woman does appear to be moving
  • The duo were presumably taken to the hospital to be surgically separated
  • People can get stuck during sex - a rare occurrence called 'penis captivus'
  • WARNING: DISTURBING CONTENT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...aramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html
 

kherg007

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I remember reading about Penis Captivus in high school. I think he conquered the Dacians in 304 AD and finished construction of the aquaduct system in Rome.
 

Mr Bret

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At least we can assume he died a happy man.

Or would this be considered the ultimate Happy Ending?
 

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I remember reading about Penis Captivus in high school. I think he conquered the Dacians in 304 AD and finished construction of the aquaduct system in Rome.
You're mistaken. The aqueduct guy's name was Biggus Dickus.
 

jcpro

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I agree.....the man would have to maintain the erection with no blood pressure, and she would have to have penis captivus strike at the same time.

Perhaps she should buy a lottery ticket, as the chances of winning are probably far higher than what happened!
It's called the terminal erection(not an airport construction). Also known as angel lust.
 

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At any rate, my biggest fear in escorting is someone strokes or has a heart attack on my bed and 911 has to be called from here. How would I explain i don't know his name or where he lives etc. How would I explain what he was doing here without arousing suspicion from management? It has crossed my mind several times and I am surprised it hasn't happened more frequently. Especially with the high incidence of men taking viagra and cialis and having high blood pressure to begin with. Someone is going to end up with a walking time bomb. I have thought my alibi could be I met him while out dog walking and invited him back in. So I would sound like a tart. Better than revealing the nature of my business. Would his wife have to know how he was found and would she know who I was? All these demons cross my mind. What if he croaked? How on earth could I ever explain the situation? This is my biggest fear.
 

kherg007

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At any rate, my biggest fear in escorting is someone strokes or has a heart attack on my bed and 911 has to be called from here. How would I explain i don't know his name or where he lives etc. How would I explain what he was doing here without arousing suspicion from management? It has crossed my mind several times and I am surprised it hasn't happened more frequently. Especially with the high incidence of men taking viagra and cialis and having high blood pressure to begin with. Someone is going to end up with a walking time bomb. I have thought my alibi could be I met him while out dog walking and invited him back in. So I would sound like a tart. Better than revealing the nature of my business. Would his wife have to know how he was found and would she know who I was? All these demons cross my mind. What if he croaked? How on earth could I ever explain the situation? This is my biggest fear.
So here's the business idea. You create a web site, charge people to put a cover story or contact number, etc. There is a code number/ password. The client writes it on a piece of paper then tells you where it is in his pants or jacket. If he dies, you retrieve it, enter it on the website..and read the cover story or give the message to the paramedics or to his contact or whatever. Probably a big hole in that scheme, but a place to start.
 

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Bullshit or not, still a good way to go.
...at that size, ain't it called a 'pee-pee', or a 'willy'? doesn't it have to meet a criteria of girth b4 you can refer to it as a 'cock'? me thinks yon height-challenged man doth keep hidden a secret in his trousers.
 

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At any rate, my biggest fear in escorting is someone strokes or has a heart attack on my bed and 911 has to be called from here. How would I explain i don't know his name or where he lives etc. How would I explain what he was doing here without arousing suspicion from management? It has crossed my mind several times and I am surprised it hasn't happened more frequently. Especially with the high incidence of men taking viagra and cialis and having high blood pressure to begin with. Someone is going to end up with a walking time bomb. I have thought my alibi could be I met him while out dog walking and invited him back in. So I would sound like a tart. Better than revealing the nature of my business. Would his wife have to know how he was found and would she know who I was? All these demons cross my mind. What if he croaked? How on earth could I ever explain the situation? This is my biggest fear.
First of all, take it easy on us guys with more mileage. Maybe get a defibrillator. Or at least a small buggy or some other conveyance to transport the body to the elevator. FYI, dumping the corpse over the balcony's rail is very messy.
 

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At any rate, my biggest fear in escorting is someone strokes or has a heart attack on my bed and 911 has to be called from here. How would I explain i don't know his name or where he lives etc. How would I explain what he was doing here without arousing suspicion from management?
The medics actually won't care, they will be focused on the patient. Tell 'em the truth: "I don't know his medical history. We were fucking. He stopped responding. I called 911." Don't bother to make up a story, because they'll figure it out on their own anyway and it will make a good story to talk about with their buddies. But at a fairly fundamental level they won't care because it will just be another day at work for them.

The cops might show up to the call, and if they're really bored they might ask a few questions. But just like the medics, they'll probably have a good idea of what happened by just taking a quick look at your overall hotness vs his. Be honest, but don't be verbose: "We were fucking. He stopped responding. I called 911." Any other question: "I'm uncomfortable talking about this without a lawyer present."

The coroner also won't likely care, unless there's any suspicion that you off'd the guy. And if it's an old guy with lots of risk factors for a heart attack or a stroke who died suddenly, the coroner will be incredibly dis-interested.

Hotel management: "I can't comment on somebody's private medical issue, sorry."

Just my thoughts. If it would make you feel better, take a CPR course. Good skill to know, regardless.
 

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At any rate, my biggest fear in escorting is someone strokes or has a heart attack on my bed and 911 has to be called from here. How would I explain i don't know his name or where he lives etc. How would I explain what he was doing here without arousing suspicion from management? It has crossed my mind several times and I am surprised it hasn't happened more frequently. Especially with the high incidence of men taking viagra and cialis and having high blood pressure to begin with. Someone is going to end up with a walking time bomb. I have thought my alibi could be I met him while out dog walking and invited him back in. So I would sound like a tart. Better than revealing the nature of my business. Would his wife have to know how he was found and would she know who I was? All these demons cross my mind. What if he croaked? How on earth could I ever explain the situation? This is my biggest fear.

It was a one night stand. You could have met him in a bookstore, or earlier at a bar, or on a chat line (assuming you go on one - he can call from a different number too, so no audit trail).
 

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