On the bridge that spanned a ravine,
Archibald was screwing Kathleen.
The force of his lunge
Caused the whole thing to plunge...
Worse fucking disaster I've ever seen.
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam.
And much was his mirth
For on all of the Earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.
A weathered old goucho named Bruno
Said, "Fucking is one thing I do know.
“Women are fine,
“And sheep are divine,
“But llama are numero uno!"
There was a young lady from China
Who had an enormous vagina.
And when she was dead
They painted it red,
And used it for docking a liner.
The gay young Duke of Buckingham
Stood on the bridge at Rockingham
Watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.
I think limericks are like puns: if they good, they are good; if they are not they induce puking.![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Let's see what you can come up with...
Perry
Archibald was screwing Kathleen.
The force of his lunge
Caused the whole thing to plunge...
Worse fucking disaster I've ever seen.
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam.
And much was his mirth
For on all of the Earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.
A weathered old goucho named Bruno
Said, "Fucking is one thing I do know.
“Women are fine,
“And sheep are divine,
“But llama are numero uno!"
There was a young lady from China
Who had an enormous vagina.
And when she was dead
They painted it red,
And used it for docking a liner.
The gay young Duke of Buckingham
Stood on the bridge at Rockingham
Watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.
I think limericks are like puns: if they good, they are good; if they are not they induce puking.
Let's see what you can come up with...
Perry