I did right & it was greatttt!
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This reminds me of the time when I won the lottery, cured cancer and fucked Jennifer Lawrence. That was an awesome weekend.
Since you have an older handle and Ive seen you post. Im inclined to believe you more than this dude.
I remember that weekend. I had just finished a duo with ol' Jenn and some Victoria Secret model(can t remember which one there are a blur now). She said she was on the way to see you.
She didn't brush or mouthwash before she left as she was running late. Sorry if you had to deal with the sloppy seconds.
Bingo.
I was reading this "Dear Penthouse" story and thought the exact same thing.
Just not adding up.
You're a liar, back when it happened you told me that it was a B-J from Fang, which is wayyyyyyyyy better
To me it is irrelevant if it is fantasy or reality as the lines have already started to blur and sometimes I need to ask myself which part is the real...thanks to this industry some of my wildest fantasies I dreamed of have come true and makes me wonder which one is the real me, sometimes makes me question if this is all a dream, sometimes I think that anything is possible...thus getting back to the op it is the principles of the story that matter...to me his worth only increases when he provides me with relevant MPA reviews and decreases when he starts to troll of spit nagativity...I don't think he is trolling and looks like the majority is made up...maybe it is how he wished it happened.
Sorry but I must disagree. Fang's service levels have dropped ever since Bill C-36 was enacted.You're a liar, back when it happened you told me that it was a B-J from Fang, which is wayyyyyyyyy better
He's relegated himself to browsing antique stores looking for mechanical pencil sharpeners.
I wrote the follow up for guys like you,the kind that think i took advantage of her.No charm required for this girl,she just likes me for the simple guy I am.As for texting a picture to one of my best friends & assistant coach who is a standup guy & would never show the picture to anyone else,she was fine with it.You don't like that boo fucking hoo!Oh & if i wanted to brag about my male prowness i'd say something about the two NFL cheerleaders i bedded,dating a Bodyglove swimsuit girl i modelled with or a menage a trois with two hotties from a Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest.Those are near the top of my list & worth bragging about.
Can't disagree with you Titalian,i could count on one hand how many times a women has paid for the room.I'm not from the city & she has a roommate,so i was just planning on a nice dinner & hitting the road at a decent time to get up the next morning.I didn't ask how much the room was,but money definitely isn't an object for her she comes from a wealthy family.She has her own AMEX platinium card(im sure through her parents) & her dress & shoes probably cost 3x as much as my suit.She does have bad taste in champagne,but i think i can get past that lol
Don't respect her?Bud i'd take a bullet for this women.As i said i sent ONE picture of her from the neck down to one of best friends and assistant coach to explain why i couldn't make it,she was fine with it.The reason i posted was to show all the judgemental people on here that think i took advantage of her or that i'm too old to have a relationship with someone half my age are wrong.Most of the girls i've dated have always wanted something from me.This one could care less of what i do,or what i have,she just likes me for me.I would never consider her a trophy.She's different,making me rethink my priorities in life,no women has had that effect on me in a long time.I'll take your last paragraph to heart,thats making me think too.
What can i say MJL,some ladies aren't afraid to spend a little money on something they like...
Now don't be jealous Titts,two of those exploits are funny stories.And i would never say overwhelming attraction.If I told the rest of the story about the last exploit you guys would be pissing urself laughing.
To the rest of you's don't hate the playa,hate the game if your not getting any.Maybe i'll have to invite you up to the cottage next year & see what happens to you lol.I'm pretty sure by next summer the fantasy of hanging out with someone twice her age will wear off,until then i'm going to see how far this ride goes...
Peace
Your both right,i shouldn't have made a comparison to two ladies in the biz.I deleted that part from the post.I think a worthy comparison would be a young Phoebe Cates,Phoebs is the nickname her older cousin calls her.
One day i'm going to make an appt with you Miss Beleza & i'll let you review me if you want.Hope i don't disappoint you...
Wow, I guess you showed me that you aren't just some pimply faced teenage loser wallowing in his mother's basement spewing out fantasies. With such a way with women yet you still need to prove to a friend that you were with a sexy woman by sending a photo ... you would think he would know. Of course you are a male model (gay too?) ! Did the NFL cheerleaders keep their uniforms on when the game finished and did they then rent a limo for you to take you to a hotel they room rented ? Did they sign a book - I mean with such an exotic lifestyle of male conquests jammed in between kids hockey on the weekend .. it must get confusing !
Of course now that I think about it ... if you are a sophisticated ladies man, well versed in quality champagne (you and James Bond!), hot models, cheerleaders and high school girls ... then of course you will need to sign up to an escort review board to 'not-brag' about your routine lifestyle.
Wow .. and to think I almost pegged you as one of those losers who are fodder to the larger losers running 'how to pick up chicks' clubs. I'm so embarrassed.
LMFHO :rofl: And then he attempts to hit on Beleza and asks her to post a review :hail: !!!!
To answer your question IM 4'6.9 and am jealous of anyone that has a relationship with someone younger & hotter than i can pickup:
Don't miss a hockey game unless its something really out of the ordinary & having a 19yr old get a hotel room is way out of the ordinary.
Modelled swimwear when i was surfing out in Cali to pay the bills,& definitely don't have any interest playing for the other team.
Yes got to do one of the cheerleaders with her unifrom on.These were girls i dated in my 20's,not one nite stands.The Hawaiian Tropic girls were a one nighter.
No book signing,or coaching hockey back then,i was busy working & making money.
Wouldn't classify myself as a sophisticated ladies man per say,but i have dated hot models,cheerleaders & highschool girls(when i was their).You left a few out though ER doctor,olympic athlete,semi pro tennis player,stewardess,lawyer.As far as joining the review board,i read a lot of reviews & write one when i feel its worthy.And its a good place to get multiple opinions on a topic,such as my laborday question.Felt kinda bad what happened that nite,but hearing many different perspectives i didn't feel so bad.Then there's the odd pessimist that will question anything that couldn't happen to them.Those kinda guys have to rely on the board because they can't get laid on their own .
Sounds like you know a bit about clubs that teach 'how to pick up chicks'(honestly didn't know such a thing existed).If im ever out of work maybe i'll apply,i got a pretty good resume....
BTW great sig pic,young & fit just my type!
No worries Titts never disappointed a women yet.Maybe a couple times i had too much to drink & it wasn't off the charts,but not a disappointment.It must have been a fluke when the first agency girl i met about two years ago was Mirage's flagship VIP & she gave me her number & about 75% of the agency girls i've seen since have given me theirs.Let me know what your track record is lol
The special ladies I've met 100% and their real names, Hope you find that one day.
