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nobody123

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No worries Titts never disappointed a women yet.Maybe a couple times i had too much to drink & it wasn't off the charts,but not a disappointment.It must have been a fluke when the first agency girl i met about two years ago was Mirage's flagship VIP & she gave me her number & about 75% of the agency girls i've seen since have given me theirs.Let me know what your track record is lol
You do realise that bragging about your prowess and irresistibleness here, of all places, and compounding that with tales of how women you have paid to see you nekkid were all crazy for yo shit kinda puts a damper on any credibility you think you might have, right? ...no, I suppose you don't.
 

surferboy

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You do realise that bragging about your prowess and irresistibleness here, of all places, and compounding that with tales of how women you have paid to see you nekkid were all crazy for yo shit kinda puts a damper on any credibility you think you might have, right? ...no, I suppose you don't.
Oh fuck no,those are facts bud.Believe what you wanna believe.
 

Titalian

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Relax !! Originally, we were only concerned about your handle.....


Never forget ! Your on a review board here. And if you think you are immune to that. You better think again !!!!
 

Alex Baldwin

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Sounds like a great arrangement Surferboy.
Exercise caution though.
I hope this girl is mature enough to understand the nature of your relationship and is just going with the flow.
People talk about later with her being 30's and you being 70's wtf!!!
How about the girl(s) you dated for 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years.
Life is full of relationships long and short term.
When the road starts to change direction either you both follow it or part ways.
If the Meteor strikes the planet tomorrow know that you have no regrets......life is short and take what it gives you when you can.
Just be kind and respectful to everyone. I'm sure you are with her and she considers you a friend.
BTW my thoughts.....don't message body shots of her again as an excuse for missing hockey or any other engagement..... IMHO just not cool.
Doesn't seem becoming of the Suferboy, as I think I know you.
AB
 

surferboy

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Sounds like a great arrangement Surferboy.
Exercise caution though.
I hope this girl is mature enough to understand the nature of your relationship and is just going with the flow.
People talk about later with her being 30's and you being 70's wtf!!!
How about the girl(s) you dated for 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years.
Life is full of relationships long and short term.
When the road starts to change direction either you both follow it or part ways.
If the Meteor strikes the planet tomorrow know that you have no regrets......life is short and take what it gives you when you can.
Just be kind and respectful to everyone. I'm sure you are with her and she considers you a friend.
BTW my thoughts.....don't message body shots of her again as an excuse for missing hockey or any other engagement..... IMHO just not cool.
Doesn't seem becoming of the Suferboy, as I think I know you.
AB
Hey my friend been a while,hope lifes treating you well.Appreciate your advice as always,just taking this one step at a time & seeing where it goes.If the meteor strikes the planet tomorrow i think i still have a little grin on my face from being with her lol.She was ok with the bodyshot,we had a few too many drinks by that point but i know what u mean.I asked my friend to erase it when i seen him & he did.

Btw hows our friend doing overseas,wish her the best for me.

SB
 

Titalian

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Hey my friend been a while,hope lifes treating you well.Appreciate your advice as always,just taking this one step at a time & seeing where it goes.If the meteor strikes the planet tomorrow i think i still have a little grin on my face from being with her lol.She was ok with the bodyshot,we had a few too many drinks by that point but i know what u mean.I asked my friend to erase it when i seen him & he did.

Btw hows our friend doing overseas,wish her the best for me.

SB
There was a Mtl lady I met a few months ago and I have to tell you, probably one of the most gorgeous women I have met Facially, body and attitude in this industry
after waiting a number of minutes in the parking area I voiced my frustration and she told me she had issues, and to be patient and that she would explain. I finally got to her room to
to be greeted by this goddess, I mean like WOW!!! Anyways she did explain about someone that had been there prior to me, that she and another girl she was with, were trying to get rid of.
But he was crying and he did not want to leave, because they were so beautiful. I did post a short statement on this girl after our encounter and her beauty which was obvious without a doubt.
Surferboy came back with another observation, on this woman which he had met, which was less flattering. Any true reviewer on this board would have agreed with me on this womans beauty.
That being said I wonder if it was not Surferboy crying about not wanting to leave. Her name was French Natalia DDG !!!! and at that point she was working with Eva... Just curious !
 

icespot

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Surferboy you have entered a very exclusive club. I do wish you are in the one percent of this things that have a happy ending. However, be cautious and always keep everything good or bad f8r a rainy day. Remember that guy that used to own a basketball team a few m8nths back. In the mean time watch this movie, it might save you some trouble....
 

icespot

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It is amazing how supposed adults will believe anything if it is on the internet. Even after people point out it is obvious bull shit.
A person that lies only lies to himself/herslef. This story really doesn't affect our lives one way or another. For those that have lived it, we are just shaking our head and saying. Brother good luck to you beause you will need it.
 

Titalian

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A person that lies only lies to himself/herslef. This story really doesn't affect our lives one way or another. For those that have lived it, we are just shaking our head and saying. Brother good luck to you beause you will need it.
He's obviously very naive, especially to come on to this board and describe his experiences, as if some of us, never lived the same experiences in our past. Hopefully he'll grow up one day !!
 

asuran

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Well congrats.

Who wouldn't want a 19 y/o?

But SMH,
she's neighbour's kid and as you previously wrote
"Being in my mid thirties,i can remember these kids as baby's."
and
"I've known these people along time & they trust me to lookout for there kids."

WTF, so moral of your story is you are trying to tell everyone you are an impulsive and untrustworthy person?
 

icespot

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He's obviously very naive, especially to come on to this board and describe his experiences, as if some of us, never lived the same experiences in our past. Hopefully he'll grow up one day !!
Oh he is living that high where nothing has ever felt so incredible. Can't keep the feelings inside because he is ready to explode. I am sure he looks at her as the most perfect. However, there is nothing more painful than falling from that high.
This joke best describes why the poster and men in general do this things.

CINDY CRAWFORD
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island.
As he washes ashore, he sees a woman passed out in the sand.
Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he
realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford.

Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks
go by, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night.
True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes.

Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's
the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life
together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong?
Is there anything I can do?"

He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting
on my shirt and pants?"

"Sure," she says," if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and
pants and she puts it on.

"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache
on your face?" he asks.

"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.

Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of
the island?"

She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He
sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around
the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her
by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm
sleeping with!"
By A.G
 

Alex Baldwin

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Well congrats.

Who wouldn't want a 19 y/o?

But SMH,
she's neighbour's kid and as you previously wrote
"Being in my mid thirties,i can remember these kids as baby's."
and
"I've known these people along time & they trust me to lookout for there kids."

WTF, so moral of your story is you are trying to tell everyone you are an impulsive and untrustworthy person?
IDK about untrustworthy.
As I read it she was a friend of the neighbours kids.
I have a number of friends that have beautiful mature women as children. They have grown up as my own seeing them since they were in diapers.
Regardless of opportunity I could never cross that boundary with these girls.
My blood has been flowing in the right place since I was 12 (or younger) for 18 YO girls. Don't think time will ever change that, at least I hope not.
We are on this board to share experiances. Granted SB's may be a little too personal for some of you but this is a forum where you can even post cinnamon up your ass for laughs.
Our other motive is to find hot young things to live out our impulses.
As long as she's legal, consenting and not in your close friends/aquaintances gene pool I don't see the harm.
You'll have to forgive me though. In spite of a reasonable moral compass I'm still a perv.
AB
 

Alex Baldwin

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Oh he is living that high where nothing has ever felt so incredible. Can't keep the feelings inside because he is ready to explode. I am sure he looks at her as the most perfect. However, there is nothing more painful than falling from that high.
This joke best describes why the poster and men in general do this things.

CINDY CRAWFORD
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island.
As he washes ashore, he sees a woman passed out in the sand.
Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he
realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford.

Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks
go by, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night.
True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes.

Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's
the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life
together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong?
Is there anything I can do?"

He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting
on my shirt and pants?"

"Sure," she says," if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and
pants and she puts it on.

"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache
on your face?" he asks.

"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.

Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of
the island?"

She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He
sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around
the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her
by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm
sleeping with!"
By A.G
Bang on the Spot Ice.....that joke is just too funny.
BTW Cindy still looks super hott.
Even with a Moustache!
 

surferboy

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Oh he is living that high where nothing has ever felt so incredible. Can't keep the feelings inside because he is ready to explode. I am sure he looks at her as the most perfect. However, there is nothing more painful than falling from that high.
This joke best describes why the poster and men in general do this things.

CINDY CRAWFORD
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island.
As he washes ashore, he sees a woman passed out in the sand.
Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he
realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford.

Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks
go by, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night.
True Heaven on earth in the man's eyes.

Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's
the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life
together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong?
Is there anything I can do?"

He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting
on my shirt and pants?"

"Sure," she says," if it'll help." He takes off his shirt and
pants and she puts it on.

"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache
on your face?" he asks.

"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.

Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of
the island?"

She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He
sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around
the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her
by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm
sleeping with!"
By A.G
As crappy my morning is,this one made me laugh!
 
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