Here's a news flash for all the bed wetters among us: MPs are already illegal under the old laws, and have been since the mid-nineteenth century. So if the cops wanted you locked up, you already would be. So calm down. Nothing is changing next month. (If anything, without the bawdy house provisions it will be harder to press charges in an MP). But here's a tip for you all: cops will be after joints that employ underage girls or women who are not legally able to work in Canada. Or joints that deal drugs on the side. Just as they always have been. And just as they should be. So stick with the Toronto, Mississauga or Brampton licensed Body Rub Parlours, and trust their managements to keep everything above board. P.S.: Many of these establishments are among the nicest spas in the world. Take it from me. I've partied in a lot of places.