Scariest Moment Hobbying?

[Whitey]

Anyone have any scary moments from their hobbying to share? The two for me are a phone call on my cell phone (thankfully) from a dancer's SO who wanted to know why I was hanging out with his girl and at an MPA, LE walked in.

With the phone call I was able to talk my way out of it and I assured him I would not contact her again. With the cop I was done and getting dressed.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Ahh for me it would be-

not having proper cash in pocket or
my booking got cancelled and I get an ugly chick instead!

 

[thumper18474]

Sent a text to a lady ...asking a very generic question...and sent it to my son instead!!!cus he was the last person on my phone I texted..!!!!

 

[gudnite]

I was replying by txt to a question the sp asked about gfe. I replied by saying I wanted dfk, daty,bbbj, and 69. Also asked her if she liked getting her kitty liked. Well i sent the txt to my S/O by mistake just after I hit the send button. I rushed home like a mad man I was about 20 minutes away . When I got home all seemed ok so I looked for her cell phone and there is was on the kitchen counter with my txt NOT read. So I deleted it like any good S/O would do. Now I make dam sure who I am replying to...:Eek:

 

[MadonnaLove]

I was replying by txt to a question the sp asked about gfe. I replied by saying I wanted dfk, daty,bbbj, and 69. Also asked her if she liked getting her kitty liked. Well i sent the txt to my S/O by mistake just after I hit the send button. I rushed home like a mad man I was about 20 minutes away . When I got home all seemed ok so I looked for her cell phone and there is was on the kitchen counter with my txt NOT read. So I deleted it like any good S/O would do. Now I make dam sure who I am replying to...:Eek:

yikes!!!! heres a crazy situation that happened to me years ago at a different agency ........I knocked on the door and a man answered and he was just standing there so i said am i coming in he said sure take a seat and i sat there for 5 or 10 minutes chatting with him and then said I have to collect first and he said collect what? LOL then i hear a woman's voice saying honey are you leaving to go fishing ? I thought what the fuck is going on LOL also note the guy that called for me requested that i wear a mini skirt stockings heels and low cut blouse. Well when the wife started coming down the stairs i took off like a bat out of hell. Then as I get back in my drivers car he tells me we went to the wrong address OMG. I found it funny though that a married man would bring a woman whos dressed the part into his house with his wife upstairs The original guy that called gave the wrong address by accident and so he ended up keeping me a few hours with him giggling about 20 minutes of what happened.Zoinks

 

[thumper18474]

yikes!!!! heres a crazy situation that happened to me years ago at a different agency ........I knocked on the door and a man answered and he was just standing there so i said am i coming in he said sure take a seat and i sat there for 5 or 10 minutes chatting with him and then said I have to collect first and he said collect what? LOL then i hear a woman's voice saying honey are you leaving to go fishing ? I thought what the fuck is going on LOL also note the guy that called for me requested that i wear a mini skirt stockings heels and low cut blouse. Well when the wife started coming down the stairs i took off like a bat out of hell. Then as I get back in my drivers car he tells me we went to the wrong address OMG. I found it funny though that a married man would bring a woman whos dressed the part into his house with his wife upstairs The original guy that called gave the wrong address by accident and so he ended up keeping me a few hours with him giggling about 20 minutes of what happened.Zoinks

This post doesnt count ...unless we see a picture of the outfit....

 

[mightymouse007]

For me, it was under sc scene. I had trouble finding my wallet after the dance is over. The dance area was very dark. I was in all panic mode as I went outside to check. After I came back in, I realize it was actually on the ground. The dancer actually knocked it off by accident during the session. It was a big sigh of relief. I don't even want to know what will happen if it wasn't there. Ever since that incident, my participation in lap dance has been very minimal to nill.

 

[james t kirk]

This happened to me back in 2007 (I just copied it from an old post I made)........



Ok, it's Sunday night, I've been working around the homestead all day and I am watching Hart's War on the History Channel and surfing Lava Life (the phone system)

I get a call from "Monica", blah blah, I can tell she's escorting, but no matter, I figure I'll see what the deal is.

For some reason, she doesn't want to quote prices over the system, instead wants me to call her, but I persist with the pricing, and she finally quotes me:

60 for oral
100 for FS
120 for "stay the hour"

I think to myself, hmmm, I don't know this chick, so I'll opt for the oral. I could really use a nice BJ right now. So what the hell, even though it's 2:30 in the morning......ah, shoulda known.

Monica lives or should I say "resides" in an apartment on Keele, north of Sheppard. She wants my cell number to ensure I'm on the level.

I head over there and I park at the Mall rather than the visitor's parking lot and leave my wallet in the car, just carrying cash. I figure that if this turns out to be a set up, I'm not carrying anything more than 100 in cash.

I meet Monica and we proceed to go back to her apt. She seems nice enough, we exchange pleasantries, she tells me about her crazy possesive ex BF that she was engaged to who would make her call him if she even went to the mall (he must have known something) and that they broke up, etc. etc.

We took care of the donation - 60 for oral, with 40 in my pocket should I choose to upgrade, which I don't tell her about. The phone rings and she disconnects it. I'm thinking, "not the never ending ringing phone"

Off comes the pants and Monica sets about sucking Mr. Happy.

After literally 3 strokes........

BANG BANG BANG on the door of the apt.

She stops and says "It's my friend, she was over here earlier and I told her that I had someone coming over, I think she wants her keys"

I'm thinking, this is fucked up, answer it later, but no.

BANG BANG BANG

"Hang on" she yells

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

She get up and tells me just wait, but put my pants on.

BANG BANG BANG BANG

She answers the door and I hear a male voice and she starts to yell (I'm figuring that this her BF, or worse)

More yelling, this guy comes around the corner with another guy. There's fucking 2 of them.

AND HE LOOKS PISSED OFF.

"Who the fuck are you?" he yells.

She yells back, "This is my friend"

I'm thinking - this is not good and I'm not where I should be and there are 2 of them.

She says to me, "this is my brother"

YOUR BROTHER????

He's pissed off and he says to her, "you changed the locks, what the fuck are you doing changing the locks on my apartment"

(HIS APARTMENT I am thinking)

She says, "get out of here or I am going to tell dad"

Seriously "I'm going to tell Dad"

He focuses on me again - "Who the fuck are you?"

"Get out of my apartment"

I figure here's my chance, "Exactly what I was thinking"

She's yelling at him, he's yelling at her, the other guy is just stading there, and I've just put my pants on and my shirt is sticking out of my fly.

On go the shoes with no socks and I am out the fucking door to let psycho Sergio deal with his sister.

I hit the elevators just as he decides to come running down the hall.

Fortunately, it was one of those eleators where the close door button actually works and the door closes just in time. (Seriously)

I'm still thinking that he's going to come down the stairs but by now I don't care because I am out of the apt. and outside where I can handle it much better than being in some guy's apt with his sister and my shirt hanging out of my fly.

As it turns out Sergio decides that he's not that interested in a row with me and get in my car and count my blessings.

As I am driving home, my cell phone rings.

It's Monica appologizing for that little fiasco and saying that her brother just wanted to come back and pick up some suit cases he had in the apt.

"At 3:00 in the morning?"

She went on to say that she felt bad and for me to come back - I say NO WAY. She then offers to give me the money back in the morning. I'm touched but no. (It's noon now and she still hasn't called.)

Anyway, what a fucking bizzare incident and a lesson to me.

So, if you happen to be on LL and hear a woman on Keele and Sheppard offering her services, I'd recommend you avoid.

 

[woodee]

I was going into a strip club in Negril Jamaica and as I'm going towards the entrance two local guys were walking the other way and one was carrying a machine gun. He was trying to be descrete about it but I still saw it. I went on in because I figured they were going the other way.

 

[freestuff]

Anyone have any scary moments from their hobbying to share? The two for me are a phone call on my cell phone (thankfully) from a dancer's SO who wanted to know why I was hanging out with his girl and at an MPA, LE walked in.

With the phone call I was able to talk my way out of it and I assured him I would not contact her again. With the cop I was done and getting dressed.

LE or by-law officer?
Were you at a spa known for extras?

 

[amnesiac]

After a vigorous session with an SP, and a spectacular finish.. I pull out with the horror of a broken condom and my cum dripping from her... FML

She assures me she cannot get pregnant and she was just tested for STD's and she's clean... that didn't stop me from checking myself and I was glad to hear I came out clean as well. Definitely a scary time though..

Now I just hope I'm not gonna get a knock on my door and have someone tell me I'm the baby daddy!

 

[d_jedi]

1) At a SC, just about to go home after a subpar lapdance left me no longer in the mood.. check my pocket, and my phone is gone. I just about panic. Luckily, the bouncer was very helpful, and particularly the dancer and guy whose dance I interrupted to search for it (they helped me look). Turns out, I had put it in my coat pocket :frusty:. I left embarrassed, but relieved..

2) Not necessarily "scary" but certainly a low-point in my hobbying career.. it was brought to my attention that some very nasty comments were posted about me online. To an extent, that's lead me to change the way I do things in the hobby.

3) But the scariest moment ever.. is one I don't want to talk about. It was terrible, and almost caused me to leave the hobby completely. It was.. traumatic. Anyway, not going to go into any detail on this one..

 

[George The Curious]

My experience will beat all of yours..

It had to be the time when I saw my bloody (literally) dick after I pull out, I guess the pleasure overwhelmed the pain. IT turns out her finger nails cut open the condom and my dick. At first I thought she was on period. Then I felt a sting and a wound on my dick head.
I went to the emergency room begged doctors to give me HIV prophylaxis. went to at least 3 pharmacies next day try to get hold of the drugs. They say if you take it within 72 hours, it is effective in stopping virus from infecting you... so I was in a life and death struggle. For the next 2 years, I tested regularly, luckily I was clean.

to this day, I hate when a girl puts her hand near her pussy when my dick is inside.

 

[james t kirk]

My experience will beat all of yours..

It had to be the time when I saw my bloody (literally) dick after I pull out, I guess the pleasure overwhelmed the pain. IT turns out her finger nails cut open the condom and my dick. At first I thought she was on period. Then I felt a sting and a wound on my dick head.
I went to the emergency room begged doctors to give me HIV prophylaxis. went to at least 3 pharmacies next day try to get hold of the drugs. They say if you take it within 72 hours, it is effective in stopping virus from infecting you... so I was in a life and death struggle. For the next 2 years, I tested regularly, luckily I was clean.

to this day, I hate when a girl puts her hand near her pussy when my dick is inside.

Oh brother......you had better odds of getting killed driving to the 3 pharmacies in your blind panic than contracting HIV. (Probably why you had to beg those doctors - because they knew you were never at risk.)

 

[peter4025]

My experience will beat all of yours..

It had to be the time when I saw my bloody (literally) dick after I pull out, I guess the pleasure overwhelmed the pain. IT turns out her finger nails cut open the condom and my dick. At first I thought she was on period. Then I felt a sting and a wound on my dick head.
I went to the emergency room begged doctors to give me HIV prophylaxis. went to at least 3 pharmacies next day try to get hold of the drugs. They say if you take it within 72 hours, it is effective in stopping virus from infecting you... so I was in a life and death struggle. For the next 2 years, I tested regularly, luckily I was clean.

to this day, I hate when a girl puts her hand near her pussy when my dick is inside.

I think that your story will be hard to beat

 

[needinit]

Once at an MPA pretty close to where I know people - as I am leaving I see one of my kids and his entire walking walking by (on a school trip - I had forgotten)...pretty much walked straight into them all (and I knew the teacher and many of the kids parents etc) - was able to duck into a store next door and they didn't see me - phew!! (Middle of the day too and I was supposed to be at work).

 

[George The Curious]

Oh brother......you had better odds of getting killed driving to the 3 pharmacies in your blind panic than contracting HIV. (Probably why you had to beg those doctors - because they knew you were never at risk.)

of course i was at high risk. if a girl had hiv, and i have an open wound i'd definately contracted hiv.

The thing is HIV prophylaxis is only reserved for health care workers and gay men. When I told them I got it from heterosexual sex. they think I'm low risk. But doctor asked me if it was a prostitute, in a roomful people I did not want to answer that question. But in the end I had to tell them the truth, by then the whole emergency room staff, doctors nurses, were eyeing at me and whispering. had to sit through the whole ordeal taking blood 2 twice, and swab everything. in the end they don't even have the drugs in the hospital, I had to find them myself by going to 3 different pharmacies..

 

[Shrugged]

I was replying by txt to a question the sp asked about gfe. I replied by saying I wanted dfk, daty,bbbj, and 69. Also asked her if she liked getting her kitty liked. Well i sent the txt to my S/O by mistake just after I hit the send button. I rushed home like a mad man I was about 20 minutes away . When I got home all seemed ok so I looked for her cell phone and there is was on the kitchen counter with my txt NOT read. So I deleted it like any good S/O would do. Now I make dam sure who I am replying to...:Eek:

This one made my heart stop! I know that feeling of dread all to well!

 

[George The Curious]

Here is a funny one. I was at a downtown massage parlour getting a hand job, next door to my apartment which my live-in girlfriend shared. She comes home find my suit case from work, calls me asking me why I came home so early, and where I am at now. I'm in the middle of getting a handjob from an EE MILF. so I text her back saying I'm shopping nearby. By the time I go home, she looked pissed and suspicious as hell.

 

[dirkd101]

I called an indy SP, I had tried a few times that day. This time I get an answer, but it's hard to hear her and I really can't make out what she's saying so I am trying to convey my message that I want to book her for the hour when I realize that I just called my SO, who is at Wonderland with the kids. I hung up and was frozen in fear for a moment. I texted her right away telling her I thought I was calling my masseuse, as she knew I was trying to book a massage that day. As she had a difficult time hearing me as I did her she was none the wiser.
I learned a valuable lesson that day. When going into recent calls, make sure you don't accidentally scroll down before calling.