Scariest Moment Hobbying?

NHFL

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here is a funny one. I was at a downtown massage parlour getting a hand job, next door to my apartment which my live-in girlfriend shared. She comes home find my suit case from work, calls me asking me why i came home so early, and where i am at now. I'm in the middle of getting a handjob from an ee milf. So i text her back saying i'm shopping nearby. By the time i go home, she looked pissed and suspicious as hell.
never hobby in your backyard!!!!
 

d_jedi

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My experience will beat all of yours..

It had to be the time when I saw my bloody (literally) dick after I pull out, I guess the pleasure overwhelmed the pain. IT turns out her finger nails cut open the condom and my dick. At first I thought she was on period. Then I felt a sting and a wound on my dick head.
I went to the emergency room begged doctors to give me HIV prophylaxis. went to at least 3 pharmacies next day try to get hold of the drugs. They say if you take it within 72 hours, it is effective in stopping virus from infecting you... so I was in a life and death struggle. For the next 2 years, I tested regularly, luckily I was clean.

to this day, I hate when a girl puts her hand near her pussy when my dick is inside.
Brutal!
I sure as hell hope no one can top this!
 

Prophet

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Phoned for some late takeout. Buzzed girl in and she knocked on landlord's door downstairs. Called her up before something out of control began with wrong fellow. This was back in the day of some wild EE service and I'm glad she didn't jump on my landlord. Had a great time in the end and nothing ever mentioned. Assumed she was just remembered as a young fling, and hey, boys will be boys.
 

The Fruity Hare

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I had booked with a girl with one of the Asian agencies a few years ago, and twice or three times the appointment didn't go through due to schedule problems on their side. I wrote about it here, and the owner offered me an hour for the price of a half hour. I decided to trim myself down below, but accidentally snipped more than just my hair. I started bleeding profusely and there was no way I could go through with the appointment. I never did get a chance to see her.

Another time I was leaving a MP near my place and as I stepped out the door, a bartender I knew and had been flirting with walked by. I never went back to her bar.

I was leaving a MP place on Yonge near College and bumped into someone I was nodding acquaintances with. She was walking with her young son. I offered a feeble smile and went on my way.

Back before internet days, I was on Casual Encounters phone dating service. Met this person who said she wanted me to come to her place, take her from behind etc. I was a little suspicious and more so when I arrived and there were no lights on in the apartment and "she" appeared to be wearing a Marge Simpson type wig. I bailed.

At an MP, using digits, finger comes out with red under the fingernail. Yuck.

I could probably remember more, but I will stop here.
 

Pool_guy

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I walk into her place (townhouse @ dundas and Kipling) and 1st thing I see is a biker vest with colours, she then takes me into the basement and asks me to hang on for a minute I'm thinking I should get the hell out but I don't. She comes back and takes me to the underground garage into the garbage room, then she starts a good bbbj, again tells me to wait and comes back with a dome says she needs to fuck. I came then gtfo of there never to return. That day I thought I was going to get robbed or worse almost scared me out of this hobby but that was 3 years ago.
 

2 stroke

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Pocket dialed the SO one night while out of town! She stayed on the line for the hour and heard everything! Those long distance roaming charges are a bitch!!
 

clules

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This one goes back to the days before the Internet. Ad in Now magazine about a beautiful blond that will do anything for $80. Called the number and was told to go to apartment building near Victoria Park Station. Nice blond answers the door and guides me into the bedroom. The apartment is completely dark except for the bedroom light. I start to get a funny feeling. Decided not to stay and left.

I found out afterwards that the girl had a blow up doll in the bedroom with surveillance cameras. We would say that it's $80 bucks for an hour with the doll and if they caused trouble she had a large dog in the living room. She also stated that she has video and she would use it.
 

anotherwebguy

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Had several scary experiences pre-Internet, and pre-Terb, but these two have stuck with me....

Last time I was ever at a SC was in the early 90's. I was there to see Christy Canyon on stage and the place was packed, as usual. I happened to notice some commotion near the front door, and the bouncer was manhandling some guys out of the club. Suddenly I see the bouncer dash back into the club and slam the door with a terrified look on his face, eyes bugged out, then I hear pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! I did not stick around to see what was going to happen next. I was afraid there would be more gun play, or that LE would arrive on scene, so I took the side entrance out. Turned out it was not the smartest thing to do, since to get to my car I had to walk by the guys who had just been kicked out who were gathered in the parking lot. I just kept my head down and acted cool, and never looked back.

Another time I was with an SP at her place, and shortly into our session she suddenly starts to have some form of bad seizure, and also has difficulty breathing. I immediately go for the phone and start to dial emergency, and she begs me not to, saying it's nothing to worry about and she has had this before. I brought her some water, lay her down in bed to rest and eventually she recovers, but I was pretty freaked out by now. When she finally seemed okay ( I was there for well over an hour by then ) she wanted to resume the session, but I was no longer in the mood so I wished her well and left.
 

spankingman

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Was at a MP in Kingston about 12 years ago and was just about to fork over the door fee to the "receptionist" when we hear footsteps coming up the stairs and a voice saying "have your badge ready" she ushered me out the backdoor to the fire escape and out into the back parking area. Close call the place was raided about 3 days later.
 

pipelayer

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This one goes back to the days before the Internet. Ad in Now magazine about a beautiful blond that will do anything for $80. Called the number and was told to go to apartment building near Victoria Park Station. Nice blond answers the door and guides me into the bedroom. The apartment is completely dark except for the bedroom light. I start to get a funny feeling. Decided not to stay and left.

I found out afterwards that the girl had a blow up doll in the bedroom with surveillance cameras. We would say that it's $80 bucks for an hour with the doll and if they caused trouble she had a large dog in the living room. She also stated that she has video and she would use it.
This did happened to me and she did have a big dog. The ad was worded that you would see a blond barbie doll....as I was leaving I was wishing I had blown a load all over her bed and popped that ducking doll! Live and learn :).
 

TheHulk

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This thread is good lol. Keep em coming. Im bored at work. I havent hobbied long enough for something along these lines to happen. Although i have texted a friend asking her what entails of her menu..... awkward
 

Mr Bret

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A number of years ago I was getting a body slide from one of my favourite MPAs and things were going along just like normal. I was on my back and she was doing all her moves sliding up and down and all around.
Suddenly, I felt a different sensation and I had to take a look to see what her new move was. I almost freaked. She was riding me, full penetration, BB.
It took me about three seconds to come to my senses and I pulled out. We had never crossed that line before, so I asked her what she was doing. She said she just got caught up in the moment.
I was nervous as could be for the next while. Avoided my SO with my penis just in case. Saw my doc, got all the appropriate tests done. Repeated all the tests two months later. Everything was OK, but it scared the crap out of me.
I get tested three times a year ever since.
 

IM469

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What did she hear???
My brother-in-law kept the voice dialing on the cell phone against my warning. Sure enough when he talked about my sister the cell phone heard her name and obediently called her. She knew what was going on and silently listened. They aren't together anymore.

If I got on good with an out of town dancer - many times we would have a roll in her motel/hotel room. This cute chick was working Fantasia and we went to her motel (Emerald Isle). We were having some fun when the front desk called to say her boyfriend was visiting from Montreal. Short of time - I picked up all my clothing and got dressed in the bathroom as he knocked on the door. She told him that she was already late meeting her girlfriend and took him away. After a few minutes I walked out avoiding a confrontation. I swore to myself not to let it happen again but alas the power of the pussy is not to be underestimated.
 

shinjiIII

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Damn!! These are crazy stories!! Any stories I have are just awkward encounters. Lol!
 

2 stroke

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What did she hear???
Everything! Every word, grunt, groan and moan! From before the door opened until I said thank you, good night and the door closed! That's when I heard her voice on the phone!! Shit, think fast!! She wanted to know WHO was in the room with me and WHAT we were doing! Told her it was Frank (actually it was Frankie!) and we were having a drink or three (a bottle of red!) watching the adult movie channel (making an adult movie!!) in my room!! When the cell bill came in I paid it and kept my mouth shut!!
 

Gentle Ben

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Was at an industry party with a regular. She was drinking heavily which was normal, we had planned a rendezvous several weeks prior.She wanted to leave the party earlier but I wanted to stay for a while. when we did finally leave to go to my hotel , She became very intoxicated in my car , Once back at the room she seemed to calm down and seemed to be doing OK. She removed her top & bra and we were just chit chatting . she went into the bathroom for a while & came out and said she wasn't doing this and had to leave. She said to not follow her or try to get her to stay , picked up her purse, bra & top and out the door she went. I tried to convince her to stay & I would give her a ride anywhere she wanted but she was gone. I called a colleague of hers and she came over to my hotel room, made a bunch of calls to places & people this lady would go to, no one knew anything. seemed like several hours passed and still no one heard anything which I was told was odd . I was afraid for her well being. days after her colleague had not heard anything from her but assured me that she was "probably OK" since she hadn't heard otherwise.
a few months later I got a phone call , apologizing & saying she owed me big time. She never would talk about the event, so I carried on like nothing had happened, but the night in question was lucky if I had 30 minutes of sleep .
 
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