Its the simple things in life that mean the most.I read this and can't stop thinking he lost a padlock sometime back and finally found it.
Ask yourself. Be honest. Who would you rather this had happened to?i flipped it kinda hard and the ball knot at the end hit me right in the nut. i need a hug.
It was a special sock?So let me see if I have this right, you try to do something simple like putting on a sock and you somehow manage to smash yourself in the nuts to a point where you were about to throw up. Then you come here to brag about it. That is some exiting life you have.
Did the sock have a rock in it?How the fuck do u hurt yourself with a sock?It was a special sock?
The rock was not in the sock?Did the sock have a rock in it?How the fuck do u hurt yourself with a sock?
Good call as it is a case of an epic fail.I will bet you if you add up all the members of TERB, all the years they existed, and all the times they have put on sock. No one has whack himself in the nuts doing such a simple task. This one gets my nomination for the Darwin awards.