Sail the world never pay taxes

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

How humiliating. Simon, you are getting your ass whooped by a guy in a dress.

 

[mrsCALoki]

what had started with me making a joke about steal a boat and sticking the gps to a dolphin to get away has turned into something serious, somehow.

buy the boat, rip off the gps so you can't be found. sail and live on the water, stop at isolated islands and trade for what you need. fuck taxes. you only need to worry about shit like that if you plan on getting seen again. just get on your boat and bail, what are they gonna do, mail you a bill ? fuck it, get on your boat and go. better yet, take a loan out for the boat and never come back.

You need to try and focus on reality Simon. You did not say steal, and you wasted ages defending something as real that you claim was a joke?

REALITY check. Say "Joking" then,

Saying JOKE, or too boring to go on, or all lies after you are sort of out of any credible options proves you are defeated.

 

[simon482]

How humiliating. Simon, you are getting your ass whooped by a guy in a dress.

 

[mrsCALoki]

How humiliating. Simon, you are getting your ass whooped by a guy in a dress.

:hippie:

 

[Eddie401]

I have MrsCALoco on ignore but for god's sake guys, I can tell just from the embedded quotes - you're arguing with a guy trying to sound like a woman and doing a really bad job of it I might add. It's so painful to watch...but...I...can't....look...away.

 

[simon482]

i'm telling you. just take out a huge loan and never come back. attach the gps to a dolphin. hit up islands with no gov't and just a buncha wild naked aboriginals. trade for food and sail on.

of course it isn't. it's a copy and paste from wiki.

and yes i was kidding but vanishing is a lot easier than everyone thinks it is.

You need to try and focus on reality Simon. You did not say steal, and you wasted ages defending something as real that you claim was a joke?

REALITY check. Say "Joking" then,

Saying JOKE, or too boring to go on, or all lies after you are sort of out of any credible options proves you are defeated.

you daffy twit. first page, first few posts i said i was kidding, connery got the joke. you just kept going on and on about it. you don't ever understand, you're not bright.

 

[mrsCALoki]

To avoid taxes you actually have to live on a boat? Get real, make some serious money.

Nope. The only advantage of the boat from a tax point of view is that any day in international waters counts for residency status.

Living on the boat just gives you a place to sleep where ever you wander. And satisfies your hubby's life long dream. Also I hate air-planes.

 

[mrsCALoki]

you daffy twit. first page, first few posts i said i was kidding, connery got the joke. you just kept going on and on about it. you don't ever understand, you're not bright.

LINK or it is just more of your deverting and lying

 

[simon482]

LINK or it is just more of your deverting and lying

page 1 of this thread. within 4 posts it is clear i am making a joke and you are not getting the joke. everything else is me just egging you on.

 

[Mikehorn]

I think Fats hit it on the head when he mentioned that if you really have wealth there is no need to avoid the taxes on it.

Seriously? They've been doing it since time immemorial. How do you think the rich get richer? Why do you think all the big companies are outsourcing their customer service to India, just to name one example? This is one of those times when I feel like like I walked into the twilight zone. I think you both hit yourselves in the head.

 

[Tangwhich]

There was a guy who somehow figured out a way to live on a boat and withdrawal all his RRSP tax free. He wrote a book on his experiences, but I've not read it.

 

[toughb]

I don't pay tax I pay cash.

 

[mrsCALoki]

page 1 of this thread. within 4 posts it is clear i am making a joke and you are not getting the joke. everything else is me just egging you on.

Links or quotes..... seems most people accepted you as serious.

 

[mrsCALoki]

There was a guy who somehow figured out a way to live on a boat and withdrawal all his RRSP tax free. He wrote a book on his experiences, but I've not read it.

Cool, do you have a title?

 

[simon482]

Links or quotes..... seems most people accepted you as serious.

anyone that thought i was being serious about attaching a gps to a dolphin so you can steal a boat is as stupid as you.

 

[mrsCALoki]

I don't pay tax I pay cash.

Stupid question:

As I understand it in Canada you cannot be forced to incriminate yourself. So does that mean if you make money for criminal activities you do not need to declare it for taxes?

 

[simon482]

Stupid question:

As I understand it in Canada you cannot be forced to incriminate yourself. So does that mean if you make money for criminal activities you do not need to declare it for taxes?

if you don't report it and the gov't doesn't know about it, you don't have to pay taxes. unless of course you feel like telling them about the money and want to pay taxes on it.

 

[mrsCALoki]

anyone that thought i was being serious about attaching a gps to a dolphin so you can steal a boat is as stupid as you.

Well you never said steal a boat . But WTF reality sucks. So you are saying you cannot provide the links or direct quotes?

And you are saying that you have decided it was a joke so you were not wrong and silly and stupid.... ok.


Going to tell me I am lying and this is boring again?

 

[simon482]

Well you never said steal a boat . But WTF reality sucks. So you are saying you cannot provide the links or direct quotes?

And you are saying that you have decided it was a joke so you were not wrong and silly and stupid.... ok.


Going to tell me I am lying and this is boring again?

i provided the quotes, you quoted me already where i provided the quotes and everything i said about stealing a boat by way of dolphin is on page 1 of this thread as already stated.

 

[mrsCALoki]

i provided the quotes, you quoted me already where i provided the quotes and everything i said about stealing a boat by way of dolphin is on page 1 of this thread as already stated.

oh....

you daffy twit. first page, first few posts i said i was kidding, connery got the joke. you just kept going on and on about it. you don't ever understand, you're not bright.

I just cannot seem to find " i said i was kidding". Weird is it not? OK squirm a little more and explain how I am not bright

Simon, you really do like to just insist things are what you want them to be, don't you?

wow.