Eating Pussy with Your Ass in the Air

TROOPS

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Almost felt this gay way once with a former GF. We were on the floor in the position described by Troops and her dog strolled by and licked me right across the sphincter :( Words fail me to describe my surprise. From that point on in our relationship, the GF and me, not the dog :) I always looked askance at Fido and occasionally suspected him of having a "Going my way sailor" look in his eye. I still have mixed feelings about German Shepherds. Dogs that is. :(:(:(
Holy fuck..............thats the funniest shit i've read on this board. LMFAO.

can't stop laughing.:D
 

TROOPS

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What if she (the other chick) were to tickle your man g-spot with a strapon?
Had a chick try the any bead wand on me once........kinda pleasurable.
The finger many times....but some times uncomfortable cuz it feels like i'm taking a shit when she pulls her fingers out.
Strap-on..........i know for sure i'll drop a huge load on her, because i have irritable bowel syndrome.....to many years of taco bell.

So a tongue up my ass is my preference.
 

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My most favorite way is a daisy chain for 3: two pussies... when we all click, it can create waves of circular energy that totally blow my fuses!

My second most favorite is 69: me on top.

My third most favorite way is daisy chain for 3: DATY with BJ...

My fourth most favorite way is 69: her on top.

I also have most favorite ways 5 to 126... at last count!

Perry

p.s. Right now, writing here is a lot more fun than watching the BJ's on TV... that is, the baseball BJ's...
 

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Celticman

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Had a chick try the any bead wand on me once........kinda pleasurable.
The finger many times....but some times uncomfortable cuz it feels like i'm taking a shit when she pulls her fingers out.
Strap-on..........i know for sure i'll drop a huge load on her, because i have irritable bowel syndrome.....to many years of taco bell.

So a tongue up my ass is my preference.
Troops........My former GF still has the German Shepherd :biggrin1:
 

TROOPS

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Troops........My former GF still has the German Shepherd :biggrin1:
If the German shepherd was female, i would consider dating your former gf.:D
 

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If the German shepherd was female, i would consider dating your former gf.:D
Troops, Fido was Boner Boy....but get into the spirit of some of the OP's own words, and I quote, "Kinda Gay"............And the OP was ??? Troops !!!!
 

TROOPS

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Troops, Fido was Boner Boy....but get into the spirit of some of the OP's own words, and I quote, "Kinda Gay"............And the OP was ??? Troops !!!!

Ok.........will try anything once....lol.:D
 

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These recent posts are giving new meaning to the phrase "fucking the dog". LOL!
In that I seem to have whet Troops interest in canine carnal knowlege...............would that make me his Fido Fluffer? :frown:
 

TROOPS

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In that I seem to have whet Troops interest in canine carnal knowlege...............would that make me his Fido Fluffer? :frown:
After reading your post of Fido licking your sphincter, it peaked my curiosity and kinda got aroused in a homo way. Dogs do have long tongues.:D
 

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that is some funny shit ... wow :D
Not only true story, but to my eternal shame, there was a milisecond of heightened eroticism until I realised what was happening. And I have to say, women have a strange sense of humour. The GF, who would normally crawl across 6 miles of broken road for a good oral session, broke into hysterical laughter that precluded further clitoral pleasure. So, bemused as I was by both her and Fido, this was just fine by me that night :rolleyes:
 

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Okay.......this may be just me.

Sometimes when i'm eating pussy, i catch myself eating pussy on my knees with my ass in the air as oppose to laying on my belly eating pussy.

When my ass is up, in an air conditioned room i can feel a nice breeze hitting my sensitive sphincter, so i tend to arch my back more and stick my ass in the air even higher wishing there was another girl licking my ass. Kinda Gay but wish there was another girl in the room to do that.

Does anyone else feel this way when eating pussy?



Troops xoxo........no homo.
Damn! i swear just a week ago doing the DATY thing with a fairly powerful ceiling fan going on in the room I thought the same thing!!!! However no thoughts of gayness were running thru my mind! (this is what i love about terb, great minds.....no homo)
 

TROOPS

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Damn! i swear just a week ago doing the DATY thing with a fairly powerful ceiling fan going on in the room I thought the same thing!!!! However no thoughts of gayness were running thru my mind! (this is what i love about terb, great minds.....no homo)

Whew..........i'm glad i'm not alone here then.......lmao. Awesome.

Nice to get a breeze where you least expect it.:D
 
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