I'm getting a ceiling fan tomorrow and sleeping with my ass in the air.best thing about camping/ tent sex - the cool breeze. LOL!
I feel kinda gay in the doggy position though, but i guess if a chick is licking ur ass, then its ok............so no homo.im gettiing a second girl to lick my ass while datyng!!!!
but till then my ceiling fan is going full tilt!!!! LMAO!!!
I'm surprised fuji hasn't hijacked this thread to tell you how morally wrong this was.Not only true story, but to my eternal shame, there was a milisecond of heightened eroticism until:
LMAO... Being "Celtic", your fondness for animals isn't surprising. I'm just a little surprised that it was a dog and not a sheep!Almost felt this gay way once with a former GF. We were on the floor in the position described by Troops and her dog strolled by and licked me right across the sphincter Words fail me to describe my surprise. From that point on in our relationship, the GF and me, not the dog I always looked askance at Fido and occasionally suspected him of having a "Going my way sailor" look in his eye. I still have mixed feelings about German Shepherds. Dogs that is.
Come on Dougal, get with the program. If it was a sheep we Celtic folk, simple sods that we are, would have been the "fuckor not the fuckee". It is in our jeans, I mean genes. Generations of my ancestors going back before the start of time herding the little woolies on those lonely windswept hills in ireland. No cell phones, no SPs, looking into the mournful eyes of all those cute little woolies.LMAO... Being "Celtic", your fondness for animals isn't surprising. I'm just a little surprised that it was a dog and not a sheep!
I live with the guilt and shame of it all. Daily.I'm surprised fuji hasn't hijacked this thread to tell you how morally wrong this was.