I piss seated
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Interestingly I was having a conversation related to this yesterday.
I feel the need to bring up 2 things though.
1. When men urinate while sitting... A fair percentage require a guiding hand to either avoid the toilet bowl, or even to tuck it in... Let us all hope that the hand washing studies are wrong. (Average is about 75% do wash so there is a whole lot of tuck and shake going on here if men are sitting.)
2. We as women are encouraged to cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, or to urinate while squat-standing over the toilet to prevent our skin from touching the surface. It is considered more hygienic. Are you not defeating the purpose of this when pushing men to sit for every kick at the can so to speak?
Why am I the only one who's head went to these places?
And Petzel... www.google.com is your friend. I promise it shan't bite.
I feel the need to bring up 2 things though.
1. When men urinate while sitting... A fair percentage require a guiding hand to either avoid the toilet bowl, or even to tuck it in... Let us all hope that the hand washing studies are wrong. (Average is about 75% do wash so there is a whole lot of tuck and shake going on here if men are sitting.)
2. We as women are encouraged to cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, or to urinate while squat-standing over the toilet to prevent our skin from touching the surface. It is considered more hygienic. Are you not defeating the purpose of this when pushing men to sit for every kick at the can so to speak?
Why am I the only one who's head went to these places?
And Petzel... www.google.com is your friend. I promise it shan't bite.
Another classic dump and run from Moe. He lays down an idiotic thread, posts once, and disappears. Embarrassed? Some how I doubt it. He just sitting back and watching us 'losers' contribute. Somehow I don't thing he expectes the level of venom posted, at least getting some support from the likes of Winstar, and the latest reincarnation of Sardoz.
Moe is a catalyst: something that causes activity between two or more persons or forces without itself being affected. He expresses some silly opinion, often revealing much more of himself than he knows, causing the rest of us to discuss his radiant personal qualities while he sits back and lets it all bounce off him. He has no choice most of the time, as the initial post pretty much contains the sum total of his knowledge/opinion on the topic he has raised. Of course nothing will change him or his opinions. He will think this way until the day he dies at the hand of someone whom he mistakes for a safe victim. I say we enjoy the ride, as his threads are really about the rest of us vamping on the tune he has called (though I am delighted when he feels compelled to clarify his position, I can live without it).
This one is a little lame, lets hope for a better one tomorrow.
Hey, at my stage in life, I'm just glad that it comes out on demand, no discomfort or pain, with no foreign substances discolouring it, and in a straight line. I know a small thing to some, but one day it too will happen to many of you.
I don't care if I'm standing or sitting, but I will say that wizzing off the top of the great barn at Spruce Meadows was a thrill. Yes Billy that was me, but I'll blame it on the Uncle Ben's. Flashback!!
Regarding your balls or cock touching the water, if you adapt your toilet so you sit higher then you'll splash your bum with cold water when a log drops. Not a nice feeling.
Instead sit low, but use a small hammock or sling to hold them up out of the water.
Instead sit low, but use a small hammock or sling to hold them up out of the water.
I actually read an article... Possibly for terb on the benefits and proper way of pooping! Your actually naturally supposed to squat when you poop they have special stools for you to do this.... Its pretty funny, but true. This thread made me think of it.
. Thats true! You often read or hear from people who dont cover the seat that you cant get anything from a toilet seat. Its not true though. People can get molluscum contagiosum on their bums and if they have an open sore from scratching or something they could pottentially pass on the virus from the suface of the toilet seat. Its a pretty scary thought. Molluscum is harmless... But gross and very annoying.
I started pissing sitting down years ago and now it's easier and cleaner then standing. It is also more relaxing but I pee standing everywhere else like a loose fire hose! 
Oh yes... Quite!
Not to mention staph bacteria which can live on surfaces anywhere from hours to months... Considering the breeding ground is peoples noses basically... And the number of times you hear people blowing their nose in the washroom. As well as strep, e.coli, [FONT=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]shigella bacteria, hepatitis A, colds, and STI's like chlamydia, and gonorrhea have a shorter half life... Then again a long shot is still icky enough that I would rather pee in a bush and risk poison ivy!
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