Sports Quotes
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“You’d better be fucking right! You don’t fucking know me! I swear to God, I’m going to take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat!”
Don Imus referring to members of the Rutgers University women's basketball team.
The best of them all but this is a two part question, i need two names
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
"the Bears who we thought they were....they're who we thought they were!! We playe them 3 quaters in preseason...they'r who we thougt they were! that why we took they the damn field Now....if you wanna crown them, then crown there ass's! They're who we thought they were and we let them off the hook!"
"my style is impetuous! my defence is impregnable, Im just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat your children! Praise to Allah!"
...but Marvin Barnes is responsible for one of the greatest sports quotes of all time. For those of you not familiar:
Barnes, who played for the Spirit of St. Louis(ABA), didn't understand the concept of time zones. He was reluctant to board a flight scheduled to leave Louisville at 8 a.m. and land in St. Louis at 7:59 a.m. because, he explained, "I ain't goin' on no time machine."
Barnes, who played for the Spirit of St. Louis(ABA), didn't understand the concept of time zones. He was reluctant to board a flight scheduled to leave Louisville at 8 a.m. and land in St. Louis at 7:59 a.m. because, he explained, "I ain't goin' on no time machine."
Who said this, when asked if he had a chance to visit the Parthenon when he was in Greece:
“I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to"
“I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to"
