Your piggy litter will be smaller than with mice or rats, probably only about four animals. Guinea pigs are born fully formed, with hair and with their eyes open. They will eat regular food from the first day (strictly herbavore). They cannot eat corn or avocados, both are poisonous to them. Also, they cannot make vitamin C in their bodies (like ourselves in that respect), so they need Guinea Pig food, and not rabbit pellets or gerbil food. And yes, you can eat them, although it's not the custom in Canada. They make great pets (as do rats, as mentioned), much nicer than gerbils or hamsters.
does any one have experience with Guinea Pigs??
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Thank you for the advice, but I have a dog and a husband and do not think I can handle any more pets.
my first thought was that if you get these teeth extracted you can fuck them in the mouth
We're only assuming Richard Gere would find these things problematic.
I used to know two guys who were always signing up for medical testing for the cash. We called them the chemical brothers. Does that count?
Gerbil games is myth. No basis in fact
Of course it isn't true. There isn't a shred of evidence to prove otherwise. And while Gere himself has never confirmed nor denied it — indeed, he has rarely spoken of it at all — neither have any credible witnesses come forward in the twenty-some-odd years this story has been in circulation offering firsthand testimony to back it up.
Because it didn't happen. It's folklore.
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Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.
"Is it true?" you ask.
Of course it isn't true. There isn't a shred of evidence to prove otherwise. And while Gere himself has never confirmed nor denied it — indeed, he has rarely spoken of it at all — neither have any credible witnesses come forward in the twenty-some-odd years this story has been in circulation offering firsthand testimony to back it up.
Because it didn't happen. It's folklore.
READ MORE HERE
In 1955 one man inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Man, it's getting to the point where you can't believe half the things you read in the National Enquirer.
Last night a man was hospitalized with 6 plastic toy horses up his ass.
The doctor described his condition as stable. :eyebrows:
The doctor described his condition as stable. :eyebrows:
