MrsCALoki's weight in gold

[kenpachi]

Oh and he is implying I am a guy. Got it. But the first time Loki saw me what I was wearing something that left little to the imagination. After over a year he would have noticed already

You claim to have a medical background? You truly amaze me CALoki. Thanks for the good laugh.

 

[simon482]

wow, this is still going on? damn waste of a good vacation sitting on the net trying to prove something to people you don't know and will never meet.

 

[mrsCALoki]

wow, this is still going on? damn waste of a good vacation sitting on the net trying to prove something to people you don't know and will never meet.

Hi simon,

I was just trying to figure out what on earth he was going on about. It seemed so random and empty and silly. I guess he thinks I am a guy and I fooled Loki for about a year. Very hard to understand. I think he is just one of those guys,

 

[simon482]

Hi simon,

I was just trying to figure out what on earth he was going on about. It seemed so random and empty and silly. I guess he thinks I am a guy and I fooled Loki for about a year. Very hard to understand. I think he is just one of those guys,

does it even matter ? your in florida or where ever now, i was gone for a few days. go and enjoy it and forget about all this shit. 10 pages while you were driving down there is fun and funny, now it's 30 pages and fucking weird. i know you say your post while he reads the paper but seriously, it's not right anymore. don't explain to me why it's still okay and how you "just like being close" he is reading the paper, your posting on a forum, ignoring each other is the result. your in a beautiful part of the world, go enjoy it.

 

[frankcastle]

You claim to have a medical background? You truly amaze me CALoki. Thanks for the good laugh.

Maybe he has the flue (for those that remember this is how he spelled the word in an earlier thread)

 

[smiley1437]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

"Then, shalt thou count to three; no more, no less.

"Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

"Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

"Five is right out.

 

[Moviefan-2]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

"Then, shalt thou count to three; no more, no less.

"Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

"Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

"Five is right out.

More Massage Parlor humour.

 

[FatOne]

does it even matter ? your in florida or where ever now, i was gone for a few days. go and enjoy it and forget about all this shit. 10 pages while you were driving down there is fun and funny, now it's 30 pages and fucking weird. i know you say your post while he reads the paper but seriously, it's not right anymore. don't explain to me why it's still okay and how you "just like being close" he is reading the paper, your posting on a forum, ignoring each other is the result. your in a beautiful part of the world, go enjoy it.

If it is a she and the story was sort of true it does make sense. He doesn't want to hear her bullshit so she goes on terb while waiting for her owner to take interest again.
After all, if I may quote again from the immortal bard.

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It is true what they say of the immortal bard, Jon Lajoie truly does catch the human condition. These lines for those who lack even the most basic education and cultural literacy are of course from the sonnet Show Me Your Genitals.

To be honest it sounds like the perfect relationship from the male perspective. Get all the eye candy and vagina without having to listen to her prattle on. As well all know women lack accountability and reason.


Of course when I say true, I mean in so far that she was bought and paid for, not the part about the 4.0 99% med student thing. Such a person would be able to use a spell check better and do simple math. Not that there is anything wrong with being bought and paid for of course, a job is a job, as long as you are honest about it to yourself and others. Ted Dibaise was right, everyone has their price.

 

[buttercup]

damn waste of a good vacation sitting on the net trying to prove something to people you don't know and will never meet.

Thus spake Zarathustra!

One of the apt themes of that work was to remind us of "the eternal recurrence of the same". If only some of the posters here had paid more attention!

 

[mrsCALoki]

wow, this is still going on? damn waste of a good vacation sitting on the net trying to prove something to people you don't know and will never meet.

It is not a vacation simon. Just a normal day for me

 

[mrsCALoki]

Thus spake Zarathustra!

One of the apt themes of that work was to remind us of "the eternal recurrence of the same". If only some of the posters here had paid more attention!

Hard to get a good connection at 6,000 ft ?

 

[mrsCALoki]

does it even matter ? your in florida or where ever now, i was gone for a few days. go and enjoy it and forget about all this shit. 10 pages while you were driving down there is fun and funny, now it's 30 pages and fucking weird. i know you say your post while he reads the paper but seriously, it's not right anymore. don't explain to me why it's still okay and how you "just like being close" he is reading the paper, your posting on a forum, ignoring each other is the result. your in a beautiful part of the world, go enjoy it.

simon,

what does your wife do when you are off driving your truck to make some money? I get to have a hubbIy that pretty well can work from any where. If he can log in to the internet with his tablet he can go off and make money. I can either go out and amuse myself, or stay close to him while he does it. I was alone most of my life. I would rather be close and when he is finished go play with him. I am having my second cup of coffee and as soon as he finished a bit of work we will go walk to the butterfly conservatory ,

If he is not busy, of course I will not be on the laptop

 

[mrsCALoki]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

"Then, shalt thou count to three; no more, no less.

"Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

"Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

"Five is right out.

:rofl: But am I an English or African bird?

 

[mrsCALoki]

You claim to have a medical background? You truly amaze me CALoki. Thanks for the good laugh.

What are you going on about now you sad little man?

Notice little does not need to be about how tall a person is

 

[mrsCALoki]

If it is a she and the story was sort of true it does make sense. He doesn't want to hear her bullshit so she goes on terb while waiting for her owner to take interest again.
After all, if I may quote again from the immortal bard.

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It is true what they say of the immortal bard, Jon Lajoie truly does catch the human condition. These lines for those who lack even the most basic education and cultural literacy are of course from the sonnet Show Me Your Genitals.

To be honest it sounds like the perfect relationship from the male perspective. Get all the eye candy and vagina without having to listen to her prattle on. As well all know women lack accountability and reason.


Of course when I say true, I mean in so far that she was bought and paid for, not the part about the 4.0 99% med student thing. Such a person would be able to use a spell check better and do simple math. Not that there is anything wrong with being bought and paid for of course, a job is a job, as long as you are honest about it to yourself and others. Ted Dibaise was right, everyone has their price.

Wow, but how do you really feel about women? :frusty:

 

[mrsix]

To paraphrase Arthur C. Clarke, "Two possibilities exist: Either MRsCALoki is telling the truth, or she is not. Both (possibilities) are equally terrifying".

 

[smiley1437]

:rofl: But am I an English or African bird?

Only Loki can confirm but I figured you for a European swallow

Also - I just thought it was appropriate to ready the HHGoA when the Leviculus cuniculus showed up (maybe you've got him on ignore?)

 

[FatOne]

Wow, but how do you really feel about women? :frusty:

Ignoring the stunned idea that my feelings towards would reflect that of the rest of your gender

If I may quote again from the immortal bard again. Time time from the sonnet Show me your genitals 2

Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.

Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).
My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait…that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you have sex with me…
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.


I think I am tearing up, such beautiful poetry.

One must not forget this great philosopher quoting some truth.

 

[FatOne]

And to further dive into the wisdom of the greats.

 

[buttercup]

FatOne, I wonder if you ought to be seeking professional advice . . .