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mrsCALoki

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I am nothing like frankcastle. frankcastle is an angel compared to me. You have no concept of reality, proving that you must be a substance abuser. You don't even know what a sarcasm is. So what are you into? Crystal Meth, Crack, maybe glue?

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see how it's more fun to talk to me, i just fuck with you in a fun way. this dude is being all mean and stuff. i think he needs drop a load in the toilet and calm down.
 

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oh and tell your old man (pardon the pun) that if he likes pizza probably one of the best is airport pizza in caledon east. amazing crust and even better sauce. it's not like the designer or stone baked i get in norcal when i am there, nothing compares to those but airport pizza is about the best i have had in this area.
 

mrsCALoki

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see how it's more fun to talk to me, i just fuck with you in a fun way. this dude is being all mean and stuff. i think he needs drop a load in the toilet and calm down.
You are almost a teddy bear in comparison. :) Some people just do not know and cannot even conceive of boundaries. Oh well. I have to slow down my typing soon to watch the fire works anyway.
 

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You are almost a teddy bear in comparison. :) Some people just do not know and cannot even conceive of boundaries. Oh well. I have to slow down my typing soon to watch the fire works anyway.
i stand by what i have said a few times. happy for you guys but i am gonna bust your balls about it. would never encourage a marriage to break up besides my girlfriends, but not until after the inheritance. oops, i said to much.
 

mrsCALoki

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i stand by what i have said a few times. happy for you guys but i am gonna bust your balls about it. would never encourage a marriage to break up besides my girlfriends, but not until after the inheritance. oops, i said to much.
Loki wants to go try the pizza and will do so when we get back. he says thank you
 

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Loki wants to go try the pizza and will do so when we get back. he says thank you
it is the only pizza place that delivers where i live that is how i became familiar with it. if you were to look on the outside and base it only on that it, you would never go in. head north on airport road towards caledon east, when you get to the outskirts of town you will see a gas station on the right petro3000 i think it is called, airport pizza is right across the road from it. not sure if they still offer it but they had a pretty good potato pizza. i know people that drive for miles just to get what they got.
 

mrsCALoki

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it is the only pizza place that delivers where i live that is how i became familiar with it. if you were to look on the outside and base it only on that it, you would never go in. head north on airport road towards caledon east, when you get to the outskirts of town you will see a gas station on the right petro3000 i think it is called, airport pizza is right across the road from it. not sure if they still offer it but they had a pretty good potato pizza. i know people that drive for miles just to get what they got.

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mrsCALoki

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i suggest the thick crust, but i am not concerned about what i look like. my girl likes fat guys.
I do not nag for looks. I just nag so he lives a long long time. But an occasional treat is part of being happy. Chocolates are under control now, but pizza is still a chronic addiction.
 

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I do not nag for looks. I just nag so he lives a long long time. But an occasional treat is part of being happy. Chocolates are under control now, but pizza is still a chronic addiction.
my girl knows my eating habits and vows to change them. she knows since i was 16 and went to work full time i have eaten off coffee trucks or fast food almost exclusive with my only home cooked meals being major holidays. hell this last year alone since i been doing long haul driving, i eat at truck stops every day unless i am at home in which case i eat pizza. i should be a lot heavier than i am but i do go for walks and exercise.

of course when i sneeze my arms go numb and i get severe chest pains almost daily and my heart burn is enough to make me crouch over in pain and ask god to kill me quickly.
 

mrsCALoki

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Yep, she/he/them passed the headboards on her/his/thier bed.
dear great wind....

Puns may be the lowest form of wit (and "therefore the foundation of all wit" according to Henry Erskine) but do they deserve the scorn that has been heaped upon them by their detractors down through the ages? Coleridge allowed that the pun was "harmless... because it never excites envy." Even Sigmund Freud waded in on the topic explaining the pun's lowly stature with the fact that they are "the cheapest- can be made with the least trouble." Leave it to Oscar Levant to astutely point out: "A pun is the lowest form of humor- if you didn't think of it first."


stolen from some guy who might be onto something.
 

great bear

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dear great wind....

Puns may be the lowest form of wit (and "therefore the foundation of all wit" according to Henry Erskine) but do they deserve the scorn that has been heaped upon them by their detractors down through the ages? Coleridge allowed that the pun was "harmless... because it never excites envy." Even Sigmund Freud waded in on the topic explaining the pun's lowly stature with the fact that they are "the cheapest- can be made with the least trouble." Leave it to Oscar Levant to astutely point out: "A pun is the lowest form of humor- if you didn't think of it first."


stolen from some guy who might be onto something.
That was not a pun.
 
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