Lube suggestions

[papasmerf]

Now my only other question is what do I put under him. I don't want this stuff all over my sheets and I don't have massage table.

air mattress?

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

air mattress?

Really? Don't they have some slip and slide plastic sheets or something?

 

[papasmerf]

Really? Don't they have some slip and slide plastic sheets or something?

you could use a tarp

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

you could use a tarp

True, but a little big and bulky, no?

Would a shower curtain liner work, do you think? Can you get them the size of queen bed?

 

[39ajaxmale]

Now my only other question is what do I put under him. I don't want this stuff all over my sheets and I don't have massage table.

In my best Luther Vandross voice.. You put you under him, baby. And under you, you just ride the clouds..

 

[mrsCALoki]

Really? Don't they have some slip and slide plastic sheets or something?

Rubber sheets are best.

For budget conscious types, CTC has roles of plastic.

For very cash strapped, used painting drop sheets?

 

[mrsCALoki]

you could use a tarp

Industrial grade ones for the fatties?

 

[papasmerf]

Industrial grade ones for the fatties?

What ever one thinks is need
Walmart has them cheap so you can toss them out if you wish.

Of course you can go custom and spend far more than one is worth if you feel the need.

 

[mrsCALoki]

What ever one thinks is need
Walmart has them cheap so you can toss them out if you wish.

Of course you can go custom and spend far more than one is worth if you feel the need.

So you prefer big loose ones you can toss out?

 

[papasmerf]

So you prefer big loose ones?

I can adapt most things

 

[mrsCALoki]

I can adapt most things

after all that complaining about fat ones, now you can adapt ?

 

[papasmerf]

after all that complaining about fat ones, now you can adapt ?

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[mrsCALoki]

???????????????

well you were going on and on about fat women, and how they were utterly .... well you know

Well I have things to do and shall say bye bye

 

[legmann]

A drop or two of Astroglide on the inside of a condom works well.

 

[Anynym]

Now my only other question is what do I put under him. I don't want this stuff all over my sheets and I don't have massage table.

Would a large towel (bath sheet) not be appropriate and reasonably comfortable?

 

[mrsCALoki]

Would a large towel (bath sheet) not be appropriate and reasonably comfortable?

it would soak it up. Half the fun is being slippery all over

 

[eldoguy]

Lucas oil additives coats those cylinders, stabilizer, and in my gas tank in my Cadillac runs great.
For those winter start ups and long trips!