Most Disgusting Thing You've Ever Done

[EntertainmentMan2000]

Please, share it with all of us.

 

[asterwald]

I once drank expired milk.

 

[ig-88]

hmmm ...

after working on my car, I can never really wash every bit of oil, grease, dirt, grime, etc. from my hands

there's always remnants of black oil left

and then, the next few days, i have to eat and all

 

[simon482]

i don't even know where to start

 

[johnnyone1]

I had to wring the neck of a pigeon that had been badly mauled by a cat... not pleasant... but humane.

 

[maverick]

i dropped a loonie once. i picked it up and then i spent it...

 

[rgkv]

I once did a brake job on my car....parts left over???
I sold the car


Before anyone gets pissed, It was 35 years ago, I was dumb and stupid

 

[SillyGirl]

I was walking my dog and he was sniffing around in a pile of leaves. Suddenly he grabbed something and started to eat it. I didn't know what is was but I knew I didn't want him eating it, so I reached in his mouth and took it out.

It was poop.

 

[simon482]

so since there is nothing worth talking about yet, i am gonna throw a few out there.

i swallowed a few lit cigarettes, licked an ashtray clean at a bar and stopped the live band in their tracks, snorted a line of shad flies, ate rotting food that i blew maggots off, drank a shot of milk and whiskey that was warm, changed my kids diaper and got shit under my nails that i didn't know about till i bit my nails (side note, that cured me of biting my nails).

that is a few of so fucking many.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

I once did a brake job on my car....parts left over???
I sold the car


Before anyone gets pissed, It was 35 years ago, I was dumb and stupid

It would have been cheaper and less hassle just to bring it to a garage and have them re-do the brakes properly.

 

[simon482]

It would have been cheaper and less hassle just to bring it to a garage and have them re-do the brakes properly

it's not cheaper to go to the garage when you know what your doing.

 

[johnnyone1]

Had sex on the middle of a dance floor which was only topped by screwing my ex on the kitchen table with my work boots on and pants around my knees. All happened several decades ago:hippie:

That's not disgusting... that's hhhot!!:thumb:

 

[rgkv]

It would have been cheaper and less hassle just to bring it to a garage and have them re-do the brakes properly.

Shit!!!!! never thpught of that......course at the time I thought I knew what I was doing

 

[hairyfucker]

I took a crap in my pants. I was only 8 months at the time though.

 

[simon482]

I took a crap in my pants. I was only 8 months at the time though.

i was railed up on coke one night and sneezed while coughing and shit myself.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

I barfed on a client once. He was being very aggressive with his hands on my head while pounding away at my mouth. I kept telling him to ease up and that if I gagged again I would not be held responsible. He did not heed my warning, so, I upchucked all over him. Serves him right in my opinion. He is now on my DNB list

 

[The Fruity Hare]

I barfed on a client once. He was being very aggressive with his hands on my head while pounding away at my mouth. I kept telling him to ease up and that if I gagged again I would not be held responsible. He did not heed my warning, so, I upchucked all over him. Serves him right in my opinion. He is now on my DNB list

Do Not Barf?

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Do Not Barf?

ROFLMAO ummm no, my Do Not Book list

 

[Onemoretime666]

I peed in a suitcase while shoving a toothbrush up my bum and making a 45 minute ld call from the hotel phone to home.
Things happen in 3s.

 

[djk]

ROFLMAO ummm no, my Do Not Book list

Ha. I assumed it stood for "Do Not Bang" list.