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English Pronunciation

MayJing

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Another favourite English anomaly:

incomplete is the opposite of complete
inflammable is the same as flammable
Ah yes, I just LOVE this when someone brought peanuts in a shell when they were asked for SHELLED peanuts in a recipe.

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But really, nobody got thrown off in pronunciation in actually reading this, have they? It's not exactly a tongue-twister.

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P.S. Terpsichore? Last time I remembered, it was a rather gay and joyeous kind of music. Almost better than those post-17th century stuff.
 

seth gecko

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This was posted by another companion on another board and I thought it was worth sharing here. I hope you all enjoy it! :)


If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.


Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy..............
..............My advice is to give up!!!

English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité
When it comes to reciting poetry to work my way into a womans heart, I've always gone for either the "Was this the face that launched a thousand ships" from Doctor Faustus, or a couple of goodies from Omar Khayyam.
I think I'm going to learn this one now, though. It should have been subtitled "Instant panty-remover".
Thanks Kyra!!
 

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