Deodorant for Down Below?

[MrPrezident]

Is there any flavor of AXE that doesn't smell like the bottom seat cushion of an old porno theatrer? Being an optimist, the Prez bought some AXE lemon scented "Rise". This stuff could not only drive away mosquitos, but also SPs.

Is there a more upscale deodorant / antipersperant for the nether regions?

 

[bollock]

its called taking a shower regularly

 

[MrPrezident]

bollock,
I don't care how many showers you take, if you don't put something under your pits, you must have a job where you work alone. Now, given that we all take showers, especially before an erotic encounter, can we try again for an answer?

Is there something that smells good and tastes good too? This could be a marketing opportunity.

 

[jwmorrice]

bollock,
I don't care how many showers you take, if you don't put something under your pits, you must have a job where you work alone. Now, given that we all take showers, especially before an erotic encounter, can we try again for an answer?

Is there something that smells good and tastes good too? This could be a marketing opportunity.

Your nether region is under your pits. This is getting freaky!!

jwm

 

[Ceiling Cat]

bollock,
I don't care how many showers you take, if you don't put something under your pits, you must have a job where you work alone. Now, given that we all take showers, especially before an erotic encounter, can we try again for an answer?

Is there something that smells good and tastes good too? This could be a marketing opportunity.

I do not use a deodorant, I shower or bathe twice a day. I use Irish spring deodorant soap not because I need it, I just like the fragrance.

..........and cats don't stink!

BTW - Is this a recent thing? There may be things going on that requires medical attention down there.

 

[bobistheowl]

Is there any flavor of AXE that doesn't smell like the bottom seat cushion of an old porno theatrer? Being an optimist, the Prez bought some AXE lemon scented "Rise". This stuff could not only drive away mosquitos, but also SPs.

Is there a more upscale deodorant / antipersperant for the nether regions?

Ignore any advice from stinkynuts.

 

[5hummer]

Baby powder?

 

[Brill]

Try a a light sprinkling of cinnamon powder on your balls, I can assure you it will be appreciated by the ladies. :thumb:

 

[fuji]

Chocolate sauce.

 

[yeah_right]

its called taking a shower regularly

lol!!!

 

[babemagnet]

change your diet

Change your diet.If you stink,your body must be excreting crapulence you
ingested.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excretion

 

[jwmorrice]

Use an antibacterial soap if your skin can tolerate it. It can help during the day.
If you're talking about when you meet an SP though, you've got to wash just before the "meeting".
No ifs ands or buts

With respect to the butt, while showering or bathing, you can soap up a finger and yes, stick it up the rectum a short way. That may help OP with his problem. However, don't blame me if you get too entranced with the procedure!

jwm

 

[LKD]

try the fragrance free deodrant by Speedstick.

 

[alwayslooking]

 

[stinkynuts]

Thanks for the link.

 

[porcelianprincess]

women have baby wipes designed especially for masking an odor. I have found that many uncut men have a horrible smell coming from the nether regions regardless if they have just showered or not.

 

[LazMan]

women have baby wipes designed especially for masking an odor. I have found that many uncut men have a horrible smell coming from the nether regions regardless if they have just showered or not.

Nope... Not so. I'm uncut, and have never had an issue with smell or cleanliness - a little maintenance every morning, and there's never been any frumunda cheese to be found here.

Poor habits and personal hygene have nothing to do with being cut or not...

To the OP: a little unscented baby powder, or some gold-bond, goes a long way to keeping the boys cool and dry...

 

[IVOR BIGGIE]

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1415

 

[porcelianprincess]

a) Those wipes don't work, they are plain nasty especially when combined with an odor.

b) a horrible smell like what. Perhaps the uncut men you are with just don't wash their tool kit.

a)I shower a bajillion times a day...but a fresh baby wipe is the finishing touch.

b)smells like dick cheese...it is gross. Not all uncut men have horrible smells but there are quite a few, many of which are still wet from the shower they just took yet still have an offensive odor.

 

[LazMan]

b)smells like dick cheese...it is gross. Not all uncut men have horrible smells but there are quite a few, many of which are still wet from the shower they just took yet still have an offensive odor.

Standing under a shower-head isn't the same as actually having a shower...

If they aren't cleaning themselves properly; that's on them. Pulling the foreskin back, little soap, wipe with a washcloth, rinse, and you're all good for the day. Just standing under a shower, even while holding a bar of soap, isn't going to magically get the job done.

As an uncircumsized guy, the guys that don't know how to maintain themselves, have made it MUCH harder for me to get head... All it takes is one bad experience, and a woman's put off on going down on uncut guys; no matter how well maintained the rest of us may be.