Your fav line from The Sopranos

[Insidious Von]

Meeting's over...

 

[islandman4567]

A-B

I was trying to find the joke Chris always used to say that pissed of Tony but couldn't find it.

 

[Brill]

Bobby - "World really went downhill after the World Trade Center. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this."

 

[james t kirk]

I don't know about quotes, but this was one of the most insane scenes.

 

[Petzel]

I don't know about quotes, but this was one of the most insane scenes.

That's one of my fav episodes.

 

[Nickelodeon]

I forget the set up line, but someone tells Junior that he wants or needs something. Uncle Junior's response:

"I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson..let's see who gets their wish first".

Tony's visiting Uncle Junior who suffering from a sleep disorder and is wearing a breathing mechanism: "shoot down any MIG's recently?".

Tony's driving Meadow and Anthony Junior in the SUV and they stop to change the tire. One of the kids asks why don't they just call AAA. Tony: "the Sopranos change their own tires".

These types of lines made the show brilliant and not just a gangster show.

 

[Petzel]

Furio tells Dr. Kennedy "There are worse ways for a person to die than cancer" on the golf course.

 

[afterhours]

I forget the set up line, but someone tells Junior that he wants or needs something. Uncle Junior's response:

"I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson..let's see who gets their wish first"

it was the cops great line, I have actually used it a few times

 

[james t kirk]

"And here's the point to remember, my face will be the last one you see, not Tony's. Do we understand each other? It won't be cinematic"

 

[Petzel]

Two pricks with semi-automatics, my self esteem is at an all time low. It's pussy and psychiatry that got us to this.

Sorry.......i thought the line was it's cunnilingus and psychiatry that got us to this.

 

[Petzel]

I also like the episode "Where's Johnny" when Unlce June goes wandering in the night lost in downtown Newark. He tells one cop to shit in his hat and then says to both cops "Fuck you coppers, i know my rights".

 

[GPIDEAL]

(Around the dinner table when the Sopranos were raided by the FBI, and one Italo-American agent, Grasso, broke Carmela's bowl):

Tony complains that Italians are targeted by police and reminds his children about the accomplishments of Italian-Americans:

Tony: Did you know that an Italian invented the telephone?

Jr.: Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?!

Tony: NO! It was Antonio Meucci who was robbed and don't you forget it!

 

[Petzel]

(Around the dinner table when the Sopranos were raided by the FBI, and one Italo-American agent, Grasso, broke Carmela's bowl):

Tony complains that Italians are targeted by police and reminds his children about the accomplishments of Italian-Americans:

Tony: Did you know that an Italian invented the telephone?

Jr.: Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?!

Tony: NO! It was Antonio Meucci who was robbed and don't you forget it!

Actually, that is true. Bell just beat Meucci to the patent office.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Furio tells Dr. Kennedy "There are worse ways for a person to die than cancer" on the golf course.

I think Jr. made a compliment to Dr. Kennedy by saying that JFK was also a good person but that they (the Mob) should have left him alone.

 

[GPIDEAL]

Actually, that is true. Bell just beat Meucci to the patent office.

I understand that Meucci didn't renew his patent for $10, and that Bell beat him with a new one. The U.S. Congress passed a resolution making Meucci the inventor of the telephone, but the Cdn Parliament passed a motion that AGB was the inventor of the telephone.

They also mention Meucci in Godfather III I believe (Michael Corleone gets the Antonio Meucci Award from the Sons of Italy organization).

 

[GPIDEAL]

No bullshit. Furio was in Toronto before to talk about his art and family here. I got a hair cut from one of his paesano's who had his picture on the mirror.

 

[GPIDEAL]

If Janice was a BBW SP, I'd definitely see her (and fuck her brains out).

I don't know about quotes, but this was one of the most insane scenes.

 

[Petzel]

When Christopher is in the bakery and shoots the bakery kid. The kid says "You shot me in the foot" and Chris says "Sometimes it happens" which is a cool reference to him getting shot in the foot in Goodfellas.

 

[FTWWTF]

Junior telling Tony he has a retarded uncle

I remember my father and my mother arguing about... something, I don't know. I remember her talking about my father's feeble-minded brother, but I thought she meant you

 

[GPIDEAL]

When Christopher is in the bakery and shoots the bakery kid. The kid says "You shot me in the foot" and Chris says "Sometimes it happens" which is a cool reference to him getting shot in the foot in Goodfellas.

That's right!

Hey fellas, what about any one liners from Pauly? Surely there must be some.