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Charlie Sheen lost his last Goddess (Natalie Kenly ) who walked out on him. Upset, Charlie was demanding that she return the Mercedes that he gave her.

They are also going to kill off Sheen's character in the TV show but they haven't decided how. If they were smart, they should hold a contest and publish the top ten winners.

I would have suggested that he die, drunk and trying to fuck a horse which being male and doubly upset - fatally kicked him in his nuts.
 
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I think they shoudl actually give his character a decent respectable death of some sort , just to show him you ( and you I mean those who run the show ) have a little more class than him.
 
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How about he gets ostracized from the community as a pathetic perv when they find a rubber ass in his closet?
 
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Yes, Charlie Sheen is a loser ...


1) Every year, for the rest of his life, he will make +$10 Million in worldwide syndication royalties
2) He gets to bang plenty of hot models & pornstars
3) He'll get a new series which will pay him +$500,000 per episode

... yup, a real loser.
 
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5hummer said:
Yes, Charlie Sheen is a loser ...


1) Every year, for the rest of his life, he will make +$10 Million in worldwide syndication royalties
2) He gets to bang plenty of hot models & pornstars
3) He'll get a new series which will pay him +$500,000 per episode

... yup, a real loser.
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The first two yes. Your third point I'm not so sure of.
 
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james t kirk

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The Oracle said:
The first two yes. Your third point I'm not so sure of.
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Agreed.

Sheen was just playing himself (albeit without the drug and alcohol dependency) on 2.5 men. He wasn't really called on to act. Then again, he's never been much of an actor has he?

No, Sheen has been given the "difficult" label in hollywood now. If a Producer is going to make a new show or movie, he has hundreds of Charlie Sheen quality actors to pick from and 95% of them won't be "difficult" to work with. So in the end, if you are the Producer - who do you pick?

He's not a Daniel Day Lewis, or Robert DeNiro, or Dustin Hoffman, or Jeff Bridges now is he. Hard to imagine Charlie Sheen in "The King's Speech"
 
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james t kirk said:
No, Sheen has been given the "difficult" label in hollywood now. If a Producer is going to make a new show or movie, he has hundreds of Charlie Sheen quality actors to pick from and 95% of them won't be "difficult" to work with. So in the end, if you are the Producer - who do you pick?
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If he can bring in ratings, why not?
Sheen got paid close to $1M per episode because he was a known ratings commodity.
And, it's the Producers and Networks that are pursuing Sheen's services -- not the other way.

And, DeNiro, Hoffman or Bridges don't bring in TV ratings or even movie box office (just artistic legitimacy).
 
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I just hope when they kill him off they show his family and friends him lying in the box and then buried. Just saying he died or disappeared beyond recognition. point being that he can return some day.
 
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I think a year or two from now, provided he stays out of the spotlight with his crap, you'll see him land some guest role on something that will impress everyone. Maybe he gets some re-occuring character on some show, which shows everyone he can be responsible, and then someone, somewhere will give him another full time gig.

I mean lets face it, this recent round of drunken debauchery and porn star porking isn't the first time he's been in the tabloids, as I do believe outside of the drugs and drinking he was also heavily associated with adult star Ginger Lynn (even rumours her kid was his). Let's also not forget the whole Heidi Fleiss Hollywood Madame afair either. I think he also drunkenly shot Travolta's wife at one point too.

He stepped in as a suprise fill in for Micheal J Fox on Spin City and carried that for longer than it was expected to keep running (I think they just wanted to kill the rest of the season, but people responded to him so they kept it running) before becoming even bigger with Two and half men.

Throw in a handful of networks like FX, or Comedy that allow for edgier stuff and who aren't afraid of a little controvery (South Park), someone will give him another shot.

So I'm guessing if he doesn't kill himself between now and then he'll be back on TV within 2 years, and all of this will be hazely forgotten.

As for how to get rid of him? Maybe he got caught diddling the fat kid, and homeless and on the spot handy man Ashton Kutcher shot him, so a greatful Ducky lets him live there...
 
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Incall said:
I just hope when they kill him off they show his family and friends him lying in the box and then buried. Just saying he died or disappeared beyond recognition. point being that he can return some day.
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Wouldn't guarantee anything. They can always pull the Dallas trick of saying the last few years were all a dream.
 
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I still say they should do a "Darrin Stevens" and simply replace him with a lookalike actor and pretend nothing happened.
 
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How about he fucks stars more often than you fuck whores?
 
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Incall said:
I just hope when they kill him off they show his family and friends him lying in the box and then buried. Just saying he died or disappeared beyond recognition. point being that he can return some day.
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The show has one season, maybe two at the very most before it gets cancelled or retires.
It's been on for 8 seasons, there's only so many episodes they can regurgitate, even with Ashton Kutcher.
 
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5hummer said:
Yes, Charlie Sheen is a loser ...


1) Every year, for the rest of his life, he will make +$10 Million in worldwide syndication royalties
2) He gets to bang plenty of hot models & pornstars
3) He'll get a new series which will pay him +$500,000 per episode

... yup, a real loser.
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I'd rather sanity and sobriety over the above three items.
 
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