Oldjones epitomizes the definition of looney leftists. This tool can't distinguish between human babies from raccoon babies. It doesn't make somebody a psycho because they know the difference between animal life and human life. It does bring into question oldjone's sanity though.
Raccoon attack
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This tool can't distinguish between hunting animals (which is something people actively engage in for sport or commercial purposes) from individuals protecting their property from pests. Using this tool's logic, perhaps the cure is to issue a license to people so that they are allowed to protect their property from pest. This tool believes allowing people to kill pests will lead to "orgies" of animal killings when no evidence exists to supports this creation of his mind. This tool thinks that a guy trying to rid his garden of raccoons means he wants to eliminate every single pests in existence (and is therefore a psychopath) - but he wouldn't use that argument against somebody combating mice or roach infestations. Captain Fantastic is a grade A tool.
1}I am willing to institutionalize all victims of raccoon destruction; they were clearly shorted on the superior intelligence most humans are born with. If you aren't smart enough to raccoon-proof it yourself, hire someone.
2) Raccoons come to your home for the food they find there. You feed'em, you keep'em. See 1) above
CF I don't dislike you. In fact, I sympathize with your plight. It can't be easy going through life with a thick skull.
As such, today I'm going to found a new organization called the Dumb Bastards Association to represent people like you and your views. You can invite your friends too. Oldjones is welcome. Blackrock will be appointed President. Jennifer will act as a fluffer. Together you will all be able to live side by side with wildlife, especially raccoons, in an ecosystem of joy, compassion, and generosity. No shovels allowed.
Don't bother you are trying reason with a guy who's fantasy is having sex with dead people and who revels in disclosing that he ''slaughtered'' many animals as a child.
We can now welcome the newest member to Tooldome, The Oracle, who like the other members speaks about things he can't comprehend.
Go back to keeping tabs on MMA fights.
I'm enjoying today like I do everyday while you work your day job to make ends meet on a paycheck to paycheck basis. Lack of intellect are strong words coming from somebody who has achieved nothing.
When I run out of lube, the girls bring more for me. Better keep your day job or my lube supply will be the least of your worries.
There is one way to raccoon proof one's property that is 100% effective and permanent but it will piss off the loony liberals.
Did you hear about the University of Waterloo drowning beavers? Don't let the loony liberals see this. It will really piss them off.
I'll make this crystal clear for you, old man, and for all the limp-wristed gimps in this thread. I don't give a flying fuck about any raccoon - adult or baby raccoon - no more than I care about the insects that I (and you) kill, the mice that we poison, the chickens we cage and eat, the worms I put on fishhooks to fish with.
You and all those who think illogically like you, who revel in calling others psychos, who pat each other on the back for being melodramatic on your highhorses, who want to create criminals out of fine citizens, should fuck off. Pretty please? Your arguments are dumb and other posters in this thread have shredded them to bits. But they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. You're evidence of that.
I for one am happy that the Chinese eat dogs, because it reveals the cultural stupidity surrounding animals that the likes of oldjones, theoracle, and captainfantastic fight tooth and nail to support. Their position is logically untenable but that doesn't stop them from hemming and hawing. Just imagine the arguments - dogs are so much like people, eating them is immoral!!! Shut the fuck up.
I wish there was a block thread feature here. There are really some useless pieces of shit on this thread.
Don't block threads, but the Ignore (member) feature can be very be a good friend to your blood pressure..
