Sunday night's episode of Family Guy got me thinking.. I'm.. err.. "my friend is".. *terrible* at picking up women.
Advice?
Advice?
Picking up women
- Thread starter d_jedi
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Don't be creepy
Be comfortable in your own skin
Don't be creepy
Be confidant; not cocky
Don't be creepy
Make her laugh
Be comfortable in your own skin
Don't be creepy
Be confidant; not cocky
Don't be creepy
Make her laugh
Visit those PUA websites and download as much free stuff you can find on the internet. When ever it starts to be hunting season for me I bring out 2 classic movies I have in the archives to get my mojo going. 
"Swingers" 1996
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/
"Hardbodies" 1984
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087385/
Lots of people always recommend reading "The Game" from author Neil Srauss who is a nerd and he teaches his geeky tactics to his nerd herd on how to pick up girls. BTW, where is that TERB member named PUA? I remember he used to give cute bald some pointers before. LOL
"Swingers" 1996
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/
"Hardbodies" 1984
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087385/
Lots of people always recommend reading "The Game" from author Neil Srauss who is a nerd and he teaches his geeky tactics to his nerd herd on how to pick up girls. BTW, where is that TERB member named PUA? I remember he used to give cute bald some pointers before. LOL
Yeah, I read that book.. and that's what the Family Guy episode reminded me of.
I wonder.. does that stuff actually work? Or is it just a scam to get desperate guys to pay out hundreds/thousands of dollars for dubious "seminars" etc.?
Perhaps our friend Ceiling Cat can give you a pointer or two via his plastic bag and banana. *Wink* Speak softly while carrying a big stick may help too. As a jedi yourself, your powerful lightsaber should work magic in conquering women.
In the event all else fail, just open up your wallet and show them lots of $$$$. You are bound to pick up some women. LOL!!! May the force be with you. Eeeooommmm......Or be good looking. Forget their own hype - they are every bit as shallow as we are.
Based on the above - if you aren't good looking - aim low.
Sorry, I don't own the book and have not read it. However, it appears that you've read the book and it's been somewhat useless since you still have no mojo. LOL I think you just answered your own question.
I've spent several years learning pick-up artistry and its worked for me.
A really good crash course would be to visit http://roissy.wordpress.com/
Start in the archives, working from his first post and go through it all.
A really good crash course would be to visit http://roissy.wordpress.com/
Start in the archives, working from his first post and go through it all.
Been seeing this new Fallsview Casino overplayed quite a bit recently, but it's done a Jedi Mind trick on me that "Anyone can get lucky". LOL Wonder if the 2 girls are played by the same actress/model they look similar? Love this commercial!
Make rejection your best friend
Do not move too fast and read the vibes
Define a phone number as a success
If you cannot appear self confident forget it as the opposite of self confident is creepy
If you were her would you be interested in a creep ?
Do not move too fast and read the vibes
Define a phone number as a success
If you cannot appear self confident forget it as the opposite of self confident is creepy
If you were her would you be interested in a creep ?
This is exactly the kind of wuss behaviour, ideas and beliefs that have seeped into North American society that is ruining things for guys. The idea of "ohh ohh why cant she like me, ohh if I buy her stuff and then she will like me" Get a hold of yourself man and grow a pair!!! Women like guys with confidence, not wimpy doormats. We as men in North America have bought into ideals like this for too long, take a walk in your neighbourhood mall this weekend, what will you see? Women in Birkenstocks, Uggs, flip flops and track pants that are 3 sizes too big. Now travel to any other city in the world and observe the women, you will see none of that crap.
And why? because the men there have confidence with a slight degree of arrogrance, here the woman gets the guy and thinks "meh I already own half of his stuff, so why should I try? to the Roots track pants sale!!!" Women in places like Europe, South America and parts of the Middle East that I have seen think "hmm if I dont keep it together and put in an effort, he will leave me".
the con artist who was on marketplace last week says to practice " mirroring", which means do whatever she does..... if she smiles, you smile, if she smokes, you smoke, if she pulls back, you pull back.....it apparently makes you seem more in tune.
Gym, tanning, laundry. I don't actually watch Jersey Shore and even I know that.
Best way to improve your ability to pick up chicks in sandbag work. Get a large sandbag and practice picking it up, add more sand till you can heft a 150 pound bag. Once you get that strong, you should be easily be able to pick up any chick... worth picking up that is.
Best way to improve your ability to pick up chicks in sandbag work. Get a large sandbag and practice picking it up, add more sand till you can heft a 150 pound bag. Once you get that strong, you should be easily be able to pick up any chick... worth picking up that is.
