LOL Never more then 3 in the grocery store... Those floors are slippery.
Wouldn't want to hold the banana too tight... or bruise my mellons.
How to pick up women using a plastic bag and a banana.
- Thread starter Ceiling Cat
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Wouldn't want to hold the banana too tight... or bruise my mellons.madeline- is that you in the youtube video?LOL Never more then 3 in the grocery store... Those floors are slippery.
On the contrary, by all means hold the banana nice and tight, Wild Thing!!! Bet the young man and Ceiling Cat love it. LMAO!!!
Bet all these horny dogs want to bag your mellons too, bruised or not. LOL!!!
Thanks - it didn't come easy. First you have to find the right produce. The snow peas were too small although it did seem to have a better success with Asian women. The watermelon seemed to scare most women away. Look for the large cucumbers not the mini's used for dill pickles - girls don't seem to notice you.
All I am saying is that you have to create the right environment and winning conditions to have some success. If the percentage is one in 5 or 10 of tries, that is fine with me. If you are a scared little tit mouse that never tries, then stick to SPs. I am sure Maddy will accommodate you. I can tell you that these attempts work out fine many times but of course not all the time. There are a few posters here that agree that these methods work in meeting women. I can attest that it works for me. Sometimes it is the women using these methods and it is they that are the aggressor.
I was trying to find an old thread that I posted, but I can not go back further that January of this year. I posted about a woman customer at the deli counter that was sampling some deli delights and tried to put some of her ham sample in my mouth. If trying to put deli delights into a strangers mouth is not an attempt at conversation starting, then I do not know what is. I declined the deli treat, as I sensed she was was a divorced mom with kids. ( she asked for 800 g of ham at the deli counter)
I was trying to find an old thread that I posted, but I can not go back further that January of this year. I posted about a woman customer at the deli counter that was sampling some deli delights and tried to put some of her ham sample in my mouth. If trying to put deli delights into a strangers mouth is not an attempt at conversation starting, then I do not know what is. I declined the deli treat, as I sensed she was was a divorced mom with kids. ( she asked for 800 g of ham at the deli counter)
Yes the chances that a divorced mom with kids looking for a live in bill payer would put out are are very good. That would involve the taking the mom and kids to the Center Island and Sunday lunch out thing.
Unless, you just want to do the one time hit and run.
Rubby,
Just because waddling towards the check out with you 12 / 2L yellow bottles of no name cola and 4 jumbo bags of Cheetos at No Frills does not get you and conversation with attractive women, this does not mean others do no get attention from the pretty ladies. read the thread again and see that it works for others.
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Your powers of observation remind me of Sherlock Holmes. 'Elementary my dear Watson, the hair was grey but died putting her in the 40's but concerned about her age, the purse was a knock-off indicating she is poor but aspiring to be rich, the exotic perfume is pricey indicating that she has at least one rich male suitor or she's a whore.... '
My SO makes fun of my level of observation with women by asking me after we've been talking to a cute girl ... 'did you notice her shoes ?' 'did you notice her ring ?'
I look at her face and her body - if they contribute to a hot girl - that's all I will notice. If she is ugly - she simply vanishes from my mind.
No it is a wonderful song... One of my favourites. Listen to it... Because WTF is Ladylike?
Whether they want to or not... Bagging mine takes some serious finessing.
Really? Thank you for volunteering me for the task dear. Since you are now going to think you are entitled to half... I am sure the masses you've just sent my way won't mind 2K an hr if they quote your post stating I am willing to accommodate them. Wait... Never mind. We'll just save the 2K/hr for you shall we? Don't worry dear we can role-play the grocery store scenario. It usually takes about 1 1/2 hrs to do the store properly.
too bad- i was all set to become a rhodes scholarNo it is a wonderful song... One of my favourites. Listen to it... Because WTF is Ladylike?
He is a Rhodes scholar specializing in the science of Hobbyism. The entire Terb Empire should be flattered.
With Ceiling Cat's plastic bag and banana??? LOL!!! Hope he has the surgeon's hands like the good doc.
Wow, amazing efficiency for sure!!! You should make a movie called "Madeline Does The Store". Every Terbite should own a copy. *Wink* LOL!!!
went to the grocery store today, drop my banana, CC was right a women came right over, wink at me and pick up my banana.
SHE WAS 75 and WRINKLED.
SHE WAS 75 and WRINKLED.
How do you pick up women?
This a trick question?
By the hair of course!
or by paying them to fuck.
Either way works!
