Where should I go for a pooning holiday?

marikiss

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Austrailia is another option if you want hot weather and legal action. Getting into the dead of summer down there, EVERYONE speaks english, and you can wrestle a croc if you want! Might cost a little more, but it would be a different experience than some third/second world poon trip.
 

james t kirk

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Something to consider though:

It's going to cost you $100/night for a nice hotel, and your airfare's going to be $1500 or so. Let's say you'll spend $50/day on fun, add on some other typical expenses and we are talking about a $4000 vacation.

For that money you could visit two incalls a day in Toronto, every night for two weeks, for roughly the same overall price.

Do the math and see if it's really worth it.
I've never understood the notion of vacationing solely to Poon. As you point out, the math just doesn't add up.

I can see wanting to lay on a beach somewhere amazing and tropical and then throwing in a little action if the mood strikes, but to go just to buy hookers does not make sense - especially if you live in Toronto.
 

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I've never understood the notion of vacationing solely to Poon. As you point out, the math just doesn't add up.

I can see wanting to lay on a beach somewhere amazing and tropical and then throwing in a little action if the mood strikes, but to go just to buy hookers does not make sense - especially if you live in Toronto.
Agreed

Thaliand has great golf, diving, food and beaches.
 

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Something to consider though:

It's going to cost you $100/night for a nice hotel, and your airfare's going to be $1500 or so. Let's say you'll spend $50/day on fun, add on some other typical expenses and we are talking about a $4000 vacation.

For that money you could visit two incalls a day in Toronto, every night for two weeks, for roughly the same overall price.

Do the math and see if it's really worth it.
If you consider the quality of the sex it is worth it. Frankly I have had better sex and better intimacy with some pros overseas then I have had with girlfrinds here. South American women are just sensual in a way that is completely alien to Canadian women. Of course this is based on my limited experiences. It is also fun to over indulge.. having 20 gorgeous women in one week... such a rush...
 

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Agreed

Thaliand has great golf, diving, food and beaches.
Plus it depends on the type of sexual experience one is interested in.
If you just want a quick bang, then seeing an SP here would be akin to a short time in Amsterdam or any other place.

For me this is nothing compared to having a lovely beautiful young affectionate Filipina companion around the clock to party with, dance with, swim with, bar hop with, jaccuzi with, etc....... all for what a cold mechanical 1/2 hour would cost you in these other places.

All loads are not blown equally. ;)
 

wazup

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I've never understood the notion of vacationing solely to Poon. As you point out, the math just doesn't add up.

I can see wanting to lay on a beach somewhere amazing and tropical and then throwing in a little action if the mood strikes, but to go just to buy hookers does not make sense - especially if you live in Toronto.
Yeah, you're right, I hate walking around in 32C heat with a 50c beer in my hand and having women all around me with very little on. I'd much rather pay 250$ for one hour around here in a crummy apartment building, then go back out into the freezing cold. It gets worse, if I feel like a massage I can go for one hour with a happy ending for 25$.
 

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I've never understood the notion of vacationing solely to Poon. As you point out, the math just doesn't add up.

I can see wanting to lay on a beach somewhere amazing and tropical and then throwing in a little action if the mood strikes, but to go just to buy hookers does not make sense - especially if you live in Toronto.
Yeah exactly. Nothing wrong with having a little fun while you're on vacation, but unless it's primarily about the vacation, it seems like a silly thing to do.

Aside from the fact that I usually vacation with my wife, I can't imagine ever booking a purely sex vacation. On the other hand, even when I'm with my wife, I've tended to find ways to explore the local talent when it's been available. A few hours to go to that museum she's not interested in, meet up later... somehow I never make it to the museum.
 

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Something to consider though:

It's going to cost you $100/night for a nice hotel, and your airfare's going to be $1500 or so. Let's say you'll spend $50/day on fun, add on some other typical expenses and we are talking about a $4000 vacation.

For that money you could visit two incalls a day in Toronto, every night for two weeks, for roughly the same overall price.

Do the math and see if it's really worth it.
If you do the math correctly, it certainly makes it more feasibly if you like a hot beach, nightclubs and a gorgeous girl as a constant companion. If you plan ahead (as stated on another thread) - airfare is ~ $1200, $30 day hotel & $100/day escort. Assuming that you are going on a VACATION, airfare & hotel are common factors -and generally the extra in airfare always results in cheaper hotels.

If your idea of a vacation is to stay in cold Toronto - see an SP for one hour and play PS3 in the basement - then who can argue with the numbers? I also agree that if your vacation is a bust if a hot girl of your choosing for that day is by your side constantly - then the vacation choice is easy.

Frankly - the thought of a vacation without some pussy is money & time wasted but thats just me! If my S.O. isn't with me then I'm going for the pooning arrangements.
 

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Thailand is very good. Pattya or one of the cities near the beaches are good. Bangkok is more commercial and less relaxed. I was in Pattya and there are girls everywhere and they are amazing! Even if you guys do not like asians, you will find these girls gorgeous. If you are a professional pooner, going here would be no problem, you can hire a girl for a day and bang her all day and hire another girl the next. There are two issues in thailand, 1. some of the girls that look hot are really guys who are tranny's 2. if you are a novice to pooning you can be manipulated by one of these girls to help her out due to her sob story. when i went there the girls were easy to hire and the hotels and beaches were super clean.

Columbia- Caratoun i believe is amazing. anyone else been there?
 

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Where should I go for a pooning holiday?

What part of this is so difficult to comprehend?


I don't see where wazup is asking for an irrelevant cost comparison to Toronto and I doubt that he gives a shit that fuji travels with his wife.
 

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Go to Jakarta, Indonesia! I've read reports from guys who've been all through Asia and Jakarta is supposed to be as good or even better than Thailand and the Philippines. Prices for SPs are dirt cheap and the odds of getting freebies are very good! The nightlife is supposed to be the best in Asia, too.
 

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You can't go wrong with DR. I've been there 30+ times in last 7 years. Cuba is very good too but I got fed up with playing cat and mouse with the cops. Both places are excellent value for money.
 

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You can't go wrong with DR. I've been there 30+ times in last 7 years. Cuba is very good too but I got fed up with playing cat and mouse with the cops. Both places are excellent value for money.
Where abouts in DR? I've read Suosa is cracking down, new mayor or something, phoned down there to some pooning guy that takes guys around, he recommended Puerto Plata, how about Santo Domingo. Don't want to be bothered with cops.
 
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Austrailia is another option if you want hot weather and legal action. Getting into the dead of summer down there, EVERYONE speaks english, and you can wrestle a croc if you want! Might cost a little more, but it would be a different experience than some third/second world poon trip.
But what kind of rates and is it GFE?
 

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Been there, meh, plus I want a place where all I need is shorts, has to be warm.

What about China, love Chinese women.
Your worry about the police and are thinking about going to China--heck I would feel safer picking up SW in Vegas, lol
 

S.C. Joe

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I've gone on holidays with no pussy and did jet skiing, horseback riding, laying on the beach, having drinks/food brought to me.

I've gone to Detroit and just got pussy.

Which place do you think I enjoyed more?

I give one hint, I'm still a single guy
 

wazup

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But what kind of rates and is it GFE?
Australia is out, way too expensive, just like Canada, that's what the thirld world countries are for, everything is cheap.
 

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I am heading to Costa Rica-San Jose

check out

http://www.costaricaticas.com/

for a very similar forum to this but about hobbying there

legal...fairly inexpensive...lots of other things to do....reasonable flights...reasonably safe place...

from my research (this is my first foreign vacation with hobbying mixed in) CR is probably the best of Cuba, DR, Mexico...destinations...
 

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Where abouts in DR? I've read Suosa is cracking down, new mayor or something, phoned down there to some pooning guy that takes guys around, he recommended Puerto Plata, how about Santo Domingo. Don't want to be bothered with cops.
Yes, they are cracking down in Sosua, but hobbying continues. Just not as many girls as before. Not to worry about the cops. They arrest the ladies when they are on the street alone, but don't bother the men. No problem taking ladies back to your hotel either, provided you are in a guest friendly hotel. Santo Domingo is still good to go, if that is where you want to go. I've never been myself.

The following is a 5 page thread. Go to page 1 for the most up to date info.
http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55316
 

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I agree with Vulcan, San Jose in Costa Rica is almost too easy. Search for videos of Sportmens Lodge (SL) or Hotel Del Ray (HDR) on youtube to get the picture. Lots of great boutique hotels within safe walking distance of those two main hobby sites. Of course you can stay at either of the above mentioned places, if you can stand the noise of the banging and the click-clack of the high heels on tile floors of hallways and stairs at all hours of the night. I stayed at Hotel La Amistad where the food is fabulous, and it is located around the corner from one of the fab hobby spots (alas, not the 24/7 one).
CR also offers excellent normal reasons for travel - ecotourism, historical tourism, or fishing, volcano trekking, 4-wheeling, surfing to name a few diversions if you tire of the ticas.

PM if you need specifics.
Doug
 
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