OK ... what's with the pink tits marketing ploy?

[Art Mann]

I hate to confess to being naive, but clearly I'm missing something in my global education.

I'm baffled by the Asian SP ads that hype "New Girl, Pink Tits, etc, etc"

Like this ad, for example:

NEW ASIAN GIRL(36D PINK TITS) 20 YR-OLD SEXY WITH BUSTY BODY - 20 (Kitchener)

http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2037755347.html

Now I'm not even going to bitch about bait & switch. Hell, I'm willing to give this local lass, newly arrived on Fairway Road, the benefit of the doubt and assume that the other photos I see on Tineye without a bar across her eyes have been totally ripped off from her passport photo.

What I haven't figured out yet, though, is why her breasts appear to be flesh colored, like the rest of her body, when I'm supposed to be cranking up a woody for pink tits.

Now PinkSugar, that's another story (hard not to get hard).

But pink tits?

What am I missing here in the great cultural divide between Oriental/Occidental?

If pink tits are suppose to raise the wood, am I missing out on something by being a skeptic.

Guess it's not as bad as the atheist who won't make it to heaven, but what the hell am I missing out on if I don't opt for a "truth-in=advertising

 

[kissykisskiss]

That ad goes up every 20 minutes I think.Once it is flagged it pops back up again.Some type of fancy footwork on the computer to have the ads re appear over and over.Whoever this is...she is not new......unless 6 months is new.Or a new Ad for same girl is new.Or different pics for same ad is new.The pink tits thing..........I think her Pimp maybe thought that was a great thing to say.Like,young pink tits?Who knows?Very very strange.
Hell, I'm willing to give this local lass, newly arrived on Fairway Road, the benefit of the doubt.Please say you're kidding...........or at least let the rest of us know what happens.

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

Is "pink " the new Brown????

 

[kissykisskiss]

Pink is the new"young".Fresh,new,young.Probably 16.

 

[kissykisskiss]

Please call and ask what they mean by "pink tits"?Awaiting your investigative report.

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

Lmao!!!

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

I am wondering..since I am 29..what colour mine are!!!???

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

Holy Crappp!! Just called...I can't stop laughing...I asked her what "pink tit's " ment...she said...Oh ..ah..pink mean...they colour pink!!..and..dis fo man only!!

 

[kissykisskiss]

Whats the number?I'll call.

 

[kissykisskiss]

holy crappp!! Just called...i can't stop laughing...i asked her what "pink tit's " ment...she said...oh ..ah..pink mean...they colour pink!!..and..dis fo man only!!

lmaoooooooooooo

 

[kissykisskiss]

Ask for some additional photo's.Same face.And pink tits.

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

Ohhhh..I just got over the "hump"n my hump day!! This should be in a M/C commercial....Priceless!!!

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

I am wondering....what colour mine are!!!???

I don’t know what colour you would say they are, but I have a sneaking suspicion that in the not too distant future, they will both be being sampled simultaneously

 

[Art Mann]

Pink may be hot, but . . .

With winter coming on, I wonder whether the "just arrived" girls will have blue tits.



By the way, Shauna, if you are indeed wondering what color your tits are, you might want to consider "a good breast exam" for professional opinion.

While this team of experts tends more to clinical evaluation for other health factors, I'm sure they could also provide color verification:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

I am doing the exam myself...right now...But I need help..I think..I may be colour blind

 

[SHAUNA SHA]

I don’t know what colour you would say they are, but I have a sneaking suspicion that in the not too distant future, they will both be being sampled simultaneously

It seems...You are psycic like me!!! who would have thought!!!

 

[Art Mann]

I am doing the exam myself...right now...But I need help..I think..I may be colour blind

I'm sure Zach & Brian know how to "Think Pink" so they'll be able to help ... and best part is you can help them earn that coveted Eagle badge.