Today's ad is especially hilarious.....
http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2013856365.html
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I have got plans for you.
Classy mature gentleman only. Available days and evenings, affordable and not to be missed. Private and independent, upscale residence with parking. Contact me for details.
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