I'm a goose? O.o

[SweetSerenity]

I went to Victoria Park here in K-W last night to read and feed the geese. I've fed a family of geese a couple times now, and they know me on site, so I get mobbed by them every time I go there. This time was no different. I finished feeding them what I had and sat on a bench to read. They all followed me over, and the babies and the two parents settled around me while I read for an hour. When I got up and decided to go home, the babies and one parent stayed behind while the other parent followed me around the trail I was taking home. Every time someone got close to me, it would run up and hiss at them, until they were well away from me. Eventually I had to cross a busy street, and thankfully the goose went back to its real family.
So apparently I became an honorary baby goose last night? It was weird, but really cute >.<

 

[Ladyraven]

LMAO!!! thats crazy cute..

 

[The Options Menu]

I went to Victoria Park here in K-W last night to read and feed the geese. I've fed a family of geese a couple times now, and they know me on site, so I get mobbed by them every time I go there. This time was no different. I finished feeding them what I had and sat on a bench to read. They all followed me over, and the babies and the two parents settled around me while I read for an hour. When I got up and decided to go home, the babies and one parent stayed behind while the other parent followed me around the trail I was taking home. Every time someone got close to me, it would run up and hiss at them, until they were well away from me. Eventually I had to cross a busy street, and thankfully the goose went back to its real family.
So apparently I became an honorary baby goose last night? It was weird, but really cute >.<

I've always been the oldest brother. When I was a young boy my family would go to a park and get popcorn. We'd feed the geese as much as we'd feed ourselves. I quickly figured out it was great fun to throw the popcorn on peoples' sandal clad feet and into the pockets and / or diapers of my siblings. This would result in much screaming, crying, and laughter... So the difference between boys and girls is what?

Cute story though. Oh, and this city's geese and swans can get quite aggressive and protective though, so mind yourself and the other person.

 

[Hurricane Hank]

Wish I had a gander at you in the park SS.

 

[spraggamuffin]

Would you say you're now as loose as a goose now?

 

[anon1]

I want to flock you.

 

[BigBlueBobby]

I guss that makes you Mother Goose.

 

[Meesh]

Always remember: It's kinky if you use a feather. It's perverted if you use the whole bird.

 

[kinks_r_us]

"Goosing" Sweet Serenity is still on my TD list.

 

[Don Draper]

Always remember: It's kinky if you use a feather. It's perverted if you use the whole bird.

- Isabel Allende

 

[K Douglas]

Damn geese. They invade golf courses, shit all over the place and when you hit your ball around them they get all defensive when you go to play your shot. Like I'm invading their space. Did they pay $75 to play on the course............I think not. Damn geese

 

[T.O.tourist]

They invade golf courses, shit all over the place and when you hit your ball around them they get all defensive when you go to play your shot. Like I'm invading their space. Did they pay $75 to play on the course............I think not.

Not goose related but the last time I played the Banff Springs Golf Resort ($200+ a round), 2 holes were closed due to a herd of elk grazing on the fairways.

 

[K Douglas]

Not goose related but the last time I played the Banff Springs Golf Resort ($200+ a round), 2 holes were closed due to a herd of elk grazing on the fairways.

Damn elk!

I hope you got a rebate or at least to play two other holes twice to complete the round.