Fart desmelling blanket saves marriages.

[rafterman]

Ha ha ha......what will modern technology come up with next.

How about the same thing fot the subway......ha ha ha.

Here"s the link you need........good pitch activated charcoal the key, same as the army uses to counter chemical warfare attacks.

https://buybettermarriageblanket.com/

The Better Marriage Blanket Dampens Farts to Save Lives Relationships
Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing wünderspread that means you'll never again have to blame it on the dog. This is a real thing!

Remember, it's got activated carbon fabric: "the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." You know, in case you're tooting mustard gas

. [NextRound]

 

[Stoo]

I'm bookmarking that link..

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You can't make a Dutch Oven with a fart killing blanket!

 

[SillyGirl]

omg, this will be the perfect gift when my ex re-marries!

 

[t.o.leafs.fan]

blissful, no offense intended, are you a male or a female. I read a lot of your posts but every time I think you're a female, you post something to make me think you might be the male in the relationship.

 

[Mineshaft]

This is why Brash and I both have our own blankets.

Poor Brash, having to share his bed with a fart-machine.

 

[Berlin]

https://buybettermarriageblanket.com/

As already mentioned, excellent gift idea.

 

[Hard Idle]

I guess the blanket is more cost effective than the oscillating Fabreeze suppositories?

 

[Malibook]

On Shark Tank last night there was an elderly couple pushing their fart absorbing underwear.
They didn't get any sharks to invest.

 

[AJstar]

On Shark Tank last night there was an elderly couple pushing their fart absorbing underwear.
They didn't get any sharks to invest.

Was there a diaper component for when it turns solid or liquidy too?