1. Cocks. Don't get me wrong: they are nice to play with and all, but nothing they can do that a hand or a dildo can't do.
2. Swallowing. Nothing against it per se, but really, who cares if your jizz gets swallowed or not? At that point, it's really just body waste.
3. DFK. Kissing is nice, but there is such a thing as too much tongue and spit action.
#1: well, ahem, they're pretty important to us guys lol.....plus to women who want to get pregnant, the natural way (no turkey basters lol).
#2: yeah, I could never figure out why guys are so hung up on that? If I was a chick and a guy made a fuss out of it I'd say: here YOU swallow it then lol..
Christmas: I like the theory/concept behind it but we've gone WAY overboard with all the BS. All this: you HAVE to do this, you HAVE to do that, you HAVE to be there at x o'clock, you HAVE to blah blah blah. Same as the meal, I mean christ, my family has to have TWO types of cranberries, TWO types of gravies, TWO types of salad, TWO type of drink (V8 AND tomato)....shit, I'd be happen with a cold turkey sandwich and a can of coke.........