Yo Momma

Yo moma is so fat that she is banned from Country Buffet.

yo momma is so sad, she had a picture of Great Bear on the dresser

papasmerf said:

Yo moma is so fat that she is banned from Country Buffet.

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Old Country Buffet? They're not THAT bad. Their food is mostly hit-and-puke though.

She might want to try this buffet:

World's Largest Buffet

baltimoron said:

Old Country Buffet? They're not THAT bad. Their food is mostly hit-and-puke though.

She might want to try this buffet:

World's Largest Buffet

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His moma can only fly cargo

You're so bored that you started a yo momma thread. What an asshole.

Yo moma is so fat that her Shadow weighs 45 pounds!!!!!!

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to school she sat beside everybody.

yo momma's so stank that maggots have her poster up at home

Jo mama's so fat that when she plays hop scotch she goes "Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia".

And your mama's so fat, she gets taxed on the air she breathes.

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Yo mamma so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck!

Yo mamma so hairy, you was born with rug burn!

That's a good one too Bianca, new to me and I used to have a couple of solid yo mamma joke telling buds at work that were classic with what they came up with for eachother.

yo mamma is so ugly that what ever position she has sex in its still doggy style

yo mamma's so fat before god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY."

yo momma so ugly, they eat her on "Fear Factor"

Your momma so fat that if she did incalls she would would be considered a DUO!!!!

Yo momma so old In 3 weeks she will legally be a Fossel.....

yo mamma's so fat she crossed the border and got busted for smuggling 20 pounds of crack.