Zoe Banks or not???
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She's is a great GFE (ymmv) provider (sensual dfk and good eye contact), if that's what you're looking for and have good hygiene. Above all, she just wants to make you happy. Highly recommended.
Note: I found her English hard to parse at times, so unless you're fluent in French, it's hard to talk about any topic in depth without having to resort to google translate.
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Pardon my french: une job de rateau
I posted a review with her on the other thread https://terb.cc/xenforo/threads/zoe-banks-9055.740109/page-3 (her number has changeed to 5727)
Unless things have changed, or its an extra shes never told me about 100% not lol.
In fact its almost a kind of weird quirk about a session with her conspiring how open and eager / into everything she is.. as soon as you pop "there's the shower if you want". I've seen her a handful of times and always the same.
The first time I ever booked with her and I read the reviews about how wild and energetic she was so I booked 1 hour thinking i was going to have an extravaganza. As most people said its pretty much a PSE, where shes dirty talking, pushing the pace (not in a rushed way... but she just likes it hard and is very verbal about it / pushes into you you ect). With all that happening, i barely lasted 15 minutes, maybe 20 if im lucky and im a pretty big fan of foreplay, but because of how hot everything was and the pace... when i shot, she was almost confused why i was still in the bed when she came back briefly from the bathroom and not getting dressed. I'm like oh well can we just rest for a few minutes before going more? and she was pretty much like umm yea you can chill for a bit, the shower is there when you want... and she just went to the kitchen to smoke and make food lol. Then I basically asked for her to lay down so I could DATY, she was like oh nono... i cant anymore... im like okay well can you do me then or we play "nono .. we already did, but you had fun right?" I even brought up we still had like a half hour left and she kinda just awkwardly stood there and made some excuse, took the hint. Since then even in my HH sessions, there is definitely switch she flips... before your shower and the session officially starts shes pretty chill but somewhat distant.. when you come back from the shower and its go time she's extremely openminded, and comfortable with everything, and super into whatever you want.... as soon as you shoot, she goes back to pretty formal and don't expect a kiss goodbye or to touch her ass or something on the way out lol.
All this to say:
1) this might come across as im saying she's very transactional or a clock-watcher (helps when i never make it to my full time), not what i mean.. when your time is rolling IMO its well worth the price of admission.. but don't expect MSOG or to even play once she considers you serviced.. Book HH. She also never rushed me out the door or was like unpleasant to me, she was polite about everything, I just took the hint when she was politely refusing to do any more "activities" which turned into me just awkwardly standing there, so i took the hint lol.
2) She is a nightmare to book with....literally every time. Especially the first time when im trying to ask questions... Ask 1 thing at a time because if you ask breif but simple questions, she will literally reply 10's of minutes later with something that responds to 1, or none of the things you just asked. Even now that I know exactly what her restrictions and services are and I don't need to ask... just agreeing about a time and her sticking to it is a pain in the ass... normally it goes something like this:
Cool, when are you available next?
"Now"
Okay well sounds good, where are you located and i need to drive there so 10:30 works?
(10 minutes later) Im here at 123 hotel
Does 10:30 work for you?
(10 minutes later) "Yea im ready whenever baby"
Okay cool, 10:30 il confirm before heading out... (get ready and take money out)
Hello are you still good for 10:30?
Hello!? Im almost there are we still good
(15 minutes later) Sorry yeah 10:30 is fine
This type of thing almost every.. single.. time... and then when you get there expect a bunch of "5 more minutes please" and that often turns into 20-30 of you waiting in your car. Now, ive never had a situation where it was like 1 hour or more wait or "come back in 2 hours"... but I would believe it. That said, the recent report on this thread about her abruptly ending the session and kicking him out with refund... my guess is either were not hearing the full story from her perspective and he did something (can't imagine what) to really go over a line or piss her off, or this was a SUPER rare case where she had a family emergency or something and offered a refund because she had to bail or she noticed she was past her checkout time or something.
3) If you don't speak French, communication can be rough. Partially because she likes to joke around and be sarcastic during the dirty talk or session, and since I'm english, its just broken english and I don't understand or pick it up as sarcasm.
If the novel I just wrote still inspires you to see her... book only a half hour, and prepare for a REALLY fun time between walking through the door to finish... everything before that though can be lackluster to brutal. Honestly she is a super nice and chill girl, she definately gives a shit about her service and you leaving happy, she is just super super disorganized. Also, expect PSE, not GFE.. she will do light kissing but she's defiantly not super into that and just wants to get you off and get off herself and move on haha. If you have any specific questions beyond this feel free to DM me, i think ive seen her enough times that i can give you a pretty unbiased and report of what generally expect if its not already laid out here.
I saw her once today and I wont repeat, I am surprised with all that trouble and no msog you continue you to book? or are you fairly new as you just joined today? There is no way that zoe banks doesnt understand you want more... There are many many great SP that offer unlimited msog for the FULL hour (most ive done is 3 in a session but they continue to put in 110% effort until the end or close to the end)
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Like I said, I only book HH so its not as much of a problem, but definitely wasn't thrilled the first time i admit. Most girls bend the truth a lot even when they offer MSOG and, most only offer it for 1h sessions or longer as well. And for HH if you are a quick finisher from the limited providers ive spoken to they hate MSOG because its not usually like... 1 at 10 minutes, then one at 25 minutes then get dressed and leave... a common term ive used is "people think MSOG is like a challenge" and are just pushing to get in as many as they want.
The reason i still occasionally see her is because:
1) Her actual sexual energy is awesome.. not many girls who can squirt, allow really rough oral / give a super energetic BBBJ and allows CIM let alone swallow or deep. For me, within reason it makes the slight headache once in a while worth it.
2) I know what im getting with her good and bad.. i know shes going to be late and hard to get in touch with, but i know shes going to give 110% when were ready to go. At this point I'm too fed up with scams or risking seeing new providers who overpromise / dont actually exist lol. This board is typically a good compass to help filter through some of the really bad experiences.. but ive also had a ton of white knights who hype up some girls to being the next coming of jesus of an escort... and then i book and my experience is anywhere from mediocre to straight up bad.. its happened a handful of times (usually more people followup afterwards on the threads and have similar experience and are confused about the glowing reviews). It does what it do. So with that said, there are a handful of other providers i really like, but none that check all those boxes, or are even more expensive for what im willing to pay for hobbying to see them frequently, and even some of those providers are flakey as hell with booking and ghosting (including some ive met before and was going for a return experience lol)
I saw her a few months ago in an hotel near kanata and got two shots in the hour. The session was good overall but there was way too much teeth being used on the bbbj. I knew what I was getting into from previous reviews saying she was more PSE than GFE but she also gives off a tomboyish vibe as well. Nice lady if you like PSE and some consensual rough sex.
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YES!
I recently had the pleasure of spending a memorable evening with Zoey Banks, and I believe she truly deserves a raving review for her exceptional service, energy, and the delightful girlfriend experience she provided.
From the moment I met Zoey, she exuded high energy and radiated an infectious sense of fun. Her vibrant personality immediately put me at ease, creating an environment of comfort and excitement. Her enthusiasm for life is truly contagious, making our time together even more enjoyable.
Zoey exceeded all expectations as she flawlessly assumed the role of a girlfriend, attentively anticipating my desires and ensuring that every moment was pleasurable. Her impressive ability to intuitively please me was truly remarkable. Whether it was engaging in captivating conversations, sharing laughter, or experiencing intimate moments, she skillfully created an authentic and fulfilling connection. Every detail was taken care of, giving me the peace of mind to fully indulge in the experience.
What ultimately motivated me to write this review is the fact that Zoey's exceptional service and remarkable time with her far outweighed my initial reservations. As someone who rarely posts reviews, I felt compelled to share my experience after reading some inaccurate ones. Zoey deserves accolades for her amazing service and for being just as described, if not more from my personal encounter.
In conclusion, I wholeheartedly recommend Zoey Banks for anyone seeking an unforgettable encounter filled with high energy, fun, and the ultimate girlfriend experience. Her exceptional service and genuine desire to please elevate her to a league of her own. Thank you, Zoey, for an enchanting evening that far surpassed my wildest expectations.
I recently had the pleasure of spending a memorable evening with Zoey Banks, and I believe she truly deserves a raving review for her exceptional service, energy, and the delightful girlfriend experience she provided.
From the moment I met Zoey, she exuded high energy and radiated an infectious sense of fun. Her vibrant personality immediately put me at ease, creating an environment of comfort and excitement. Her enthusiasm for life is truly contagious, making our time together even more enjoyable.
Zoey exceeded all expectations as she flawlessly assumed the role of a girlfriend, attentively anticipating my desires and ensuring that every moment was pleasurable. Her impressive ability to intuitively please me was truly remarkable. Whether it was engaging in captivating conversations, sharing laughter, or experiencing intimate moments, she skillfully created an authentic and fulfilling connection. Every detail was taken care of, giving me the peace of mind to fully indulge in the experience.
What ultimately motivated me to write this review is the fact that Zoey's exceptional service and remarkable time with her far outweighed my initial reservations. As someone who rarely posts reviews, I felt compelled to share my experience after reading some inaccurate ones. Zoey deserves accolades for her amazing service and for being just as described, if not more from my personal encounter.
In conclusion, I wholeheartedly recommend Zoey Banks for anyone seeking an unforgettable encounter filled with high energy, fun, and the ultimate girlfriend experience. Her exceptional service and genuine desire to please elevate her to a league of her own. Thank you, Zoey, for an enchanting evening that far surpassed my wildest expectations.
Interesting, this must have changed because this was definitely not the case for me a few years ago when i first saw her but if two people are confirming they got two shots then good lol. I came and paid for an hour, i got my first shot and when i asked to keep playing she told me that was it and was basically making excuses and i basically got 20-25 minutes out of a 1 hour session. I even pointed out i had like 30 minutes left and she was kinda like yea... well... and then was just casually chatting lol.
That was a month or so ago and I don't think she was offering it at the time.
But my review was the complete opposite.
Zoey / Zoe banks 5727
After messaging her 3 times on different occasions, I was persistent and finally saw the ad renewed today.
How easy was it to book and meet her?
1. Once she replied it was maybe 10mins between each text, It was fine for communication. I was prepared for her to either flake out or be super late and of course she was 22 mins late but I didnt mind waiting as I read many of the reviews. (She apologies and offered me a drink which was a nice gesture but respectfully declined)
Communication / Demeanor
2. I booked for 1 hour but by that time pretty much 30mins has already passed but she said she was okay to do 1 hour (I didnt want to make the next guy wait like I did). I told her I dont want her to rush and it was okay she was late as she said she was talking to her mom. There was a language barrier (but she can understand) and a lot of slurring throughout the whole session and after she asked for my age, I asked for hers and she was stumbling between 26-27-28-29 then playing it off talking in French like she did not understand my question! (She looked like 33-35). Deeper graspy voice and ppl mention tom boy feel. Its hard to explain and I don't mean to be rude but she came off more like a country guy enjoying his beer chewing Tabaco and spitting on the ground. I was ready for the "mechanical and not GFE" but PSE which was Okay to me as Tatayana was the same but she had passion, sex appeal, sensual but for zoe banks to me it felt like she had none of that.
BBBJ / LFK
3. She tried to make me cum as soon as possible but the bbbj was rushed and quite frankly just not good. (5mins). Also there was LFK which I was okay.
Intercourse
4. With all the reviews mention she is "wild and has a lot of endurance full of energy" she was tired in about 7mins (switching position for missionary me on top/doggy/cowgirl). Intercourse was okay at best. At this point I'm starting to think It was a bait and swap.
Rushing (sorry in advance if there is too much detail)
5. After 7 mins she stopped and kept asking me every 10 seconds what is going to make you cum? She kept "mansplaining" in her broken English to find a way to make me cum fast (which is a huge turn off for me). Respectfully I mention bbbj but she did it for another 2 mins. I could tell already she was getting tired so I suggested she ride me then she said if you dont cum in 5 mins you have to leave. (even tho we agreed on MSOG 2 times. i think she hiding behind her language barrier and pretends to not know)
Ofc I couldnt cum within 5 mins so I suggested hand job which she agreed for 1min. She kept on asking what will make you cum, what do you do to cum? At this point it was done and I started putting cloths back on.
Goodbyes
6. Both parties were being as respectful as we can, both apologizing it is what it is. Personally in my whole life I never had a boner killer and I am able to cum 2-3 times in 1 hour session. She didnt kick me out but instead she said you can stay for the other 30mins to talk... and to pay her the rest lol
Service: 1/10 (this was my worse I've been with)
Body: 5/10 (her pictures are not accurate to this date, gained some weight no longer hourglass figure from pictures. She has saggy breasts but ppl mention she might of had a kid)
Face 5/10: (looked like 35ish)
Overview and reflection
I fixated on her ad every day until it refreshed due to the outstanding reviews. I really really hoped that with all her positive reviews out weight every single negative one. I took a risk knowing all the information and I felt like I tried my hardest to be respectful and did not hold anything against her for being late but sorry I cant justify repeating and hopefully I can inform terb members if you do decide on booking her, these are the things that you might expect.
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Sounds like my experience texting her today. Me: "Can you text me your services and rates?" Her: "When are you coming?" LOL. It may be her English literacy isn't great.
Again, I feel compelled to share my thoughts about Zoe Banks after reading a misleading and unfair review that portrayed a completely different experience from my own. Contrary to the negative statements made by a previous reviewer, my encounter with Zoe was nothing short of exceptional.
From the moment Zoe arrived, the ambiance shifted, and a sense of excitement filled the air.
Her radiating confidence and genuine smile immediately made me feel welcome and comfortable.
In stark contrast to the fictitious claims made in the previous review, Zoe exuded professionalism at every step, putting all my hesitations to rest.
The accusations of poor communication and lack of punctuality are baffling, as Zoe surpassed my expectations in both these areas.
She was prompt and efficient in responding to my inquiries, leaving no room for confusion.
As we began conversing, her intelligence and wit shone through, captivating my attention and creating an instant connection.
Our discussions ranged from lighthearted banter to deep, thought-provoking subjects, showcasing Zoe's versatility and ability to effortlessly engage with a wide range of topics.
Turning my attention to Zoe's physical appearance, it would be an understatement to describe her as merely beautiful.
The previous review's defamatory insinuations are baseless and betray the truth of Zoe's exquisite allure.
Her flawless figure, FIT body, and enchanting eyes formed a composition worthy of artistic recognition.
It is undeniable that Zoe Banks is an epitome of natural beauty.
Addressing the allegations made regarding the intimate aspect of our encounter, I can attest to Zoe's sensuality, attentiveness, and genuine desire to create an unforgettable experience. Her abilities go far beyond what the previous reviewer falsely claimed.
Zoe showcased a remarkable skill set, leading the way with confidence and finesse, ensuring that our time together was nothing short of mind-blowing.
In conclusion, I urge readers to dismiss the baseless accusations made in the aforementioned negative review.
My encounter with Zoe Banks was a testament to her professionalism, punctuality, intellectual stimulation, physical beauty, and the undeniable passion she brings to her work. While the world of escorting may be clouded with false claims and misconceptions,
it is important to provide an accurate account to set the record straight and acknowledge the caliber of amazing SP like Zoe.
lmfao dude, shes been known for ages to have communication and scheduling issues.. it is what it is. Even the "bad" review by BobMoo is pretty fair and down the middle to low end.. not sure why your trying so hard to dismiss it.. but whatever you simp as you please sir. There are more than enough reviews of her over the past 5 years to paint a pretty obvious picture of pros and cons.
1. First off, It is possible to have different experiences with the SAME SP and each own experience is valid. I know this statement can be difficult to process for some. Trust me it can happen.
"misleading and unfair review"
"clouded with false claims and misconceptions"
"betray the truth of Zoe"
"I urge readers to dismiss the baseless accusations made in the aforementioned negative review."
2. I am happy for you for having a good experience but that is your own experience. Even YOUR favorite food is not LIKED by everyone in this world. You think everyone taste in women and sexual activities would be the same? One can Enjoy GFE and totally not like PSE or the other way around (and let me tell you there might just be guys out there that enjoy the SFE - starfish experience). Could one be confused or baffled by this? If I was berating you I would tell you that your brain may not be able to comprehend this simple situation and your little wee wee has Impairing your decision-making ability... but lucky for you I am not
. So for real, no need to be a fanboy your paying her, she is not your girlfriend, you don't need to be offended on her behalf. Its merely a review on client's experience and I was trying to be respectful as I can and not being defamatory because that actually happened if you believe it or not.3. "accusations of poor communication and lack of punctuality are baffling. She was prompt and efficient in responding to my inquiries, leaving no room for confusion."
In my review I mentioned I messaging her 3 times on different occasions, I was persistent and finally saw the ad renewed to get a hold of her. That portion of communication I had no issues with but other mention they have in the past but again I am not everyone, I only had 1 interaction when our phones connected. I can only speak on my situation.
Question: So is it that absolute, with NO shread of doubt that she leaves no room for confusion? English is her 2nd language and given everyone is human.. communication with a language barrier might not be 100% understood properly on both sides. If so, please state it and hold it up on a pedestal as father does for his own child.
Again as @Stantheman203 has pointed there's years of history of reviews... maybe you should look at that thread?
Also for Punctuality. In my review I stated, I did not hold anything against her for being late, I actually encourage SP to take their time to prepare everything before hand and not feel rushed. I also mention, Once she replied it was maybe 10mins between each text, It was fine for communication.
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I’ve seen Zoe maybe 6-7 times over the last 3 years and I have to agree with your assessment of her. Just go in with low expectations and a big desire for services and you’ll do ok.1. First off, It is possible to have different experiences with the SAME SP and each own experience is valid. I know this statement can be difficult to process for some. Trust me it can happen.
"misleading and unfair review"
"clouded with false claims and misconceptions"
"betray the truth of Zoe"
"I urge readers to dismiss the baseless accusations made in the aforementioned negative review."
2. I am happy for you for having a good experience but that is your own experience. Even YOUR favorite food is not LIKED by everyone in this world. You think everyone taste in women and sexual activities would be the same? One can Enjoy GFE and totally not like PSE or the other way around (and let me tell you there might just be guys out there that enjoy the SFE - starfish experience). Could one be confused or baffled by this? If I was berating you I would tell you that your brain may not be able to comprehend this simple situation and your little wee wee has Impairing your decision-making ability... but lucky for you I am not
3. "accusations of poor communication and lack of punctuality are baffling. She was prompt and efficient in responding to my inquiries, leaving no room for confusion."
In my review I mentioned I messaging her 3 times on different occasions, I was persistent and finally saw the ad renewed to get a hold of her. That portion of communication I had no issues with but other mention they have in the past but again I am not everyone, I only had 1 interaction when our phones connected. I can only speak on my situation.
Question: So is it that absolute, with NO shread of doubt that she leaves no room for confusion? English is her 2nd language and given everyone is human.. communication with a language barrier might not be 100% understood properly on both sides. If so, please state it and hold it up on a pedestal as father does for his own child.
Again as @Stantheman203 has pointed there's years of history of reviews... maybe you should look at that thread?
Also for Punctuality. In my review I stated, I did not hold anything against her for being late, I actually encourage SP to take their time to prepare everything before hand and not feel rushed. I also mention, Once she replied it was maybe 10mins between each text, It was fine for communication.
By the way BHS posts, I have to assume he’s trying to be funny. Nobody writes like that, come on !
